Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Retro Librarian » 🌐
@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io

A 1914 Gay-Ola Soda Advertisement.
bhamwiki.com/w/Gay-Ola
.

Advertisement is black-and-white. The bottle of soda sits in a man’s hand. It says “keep it on hand“ it also mentions that it was produced in Alabama

Alt...Advertisement is black-and-white. The bottle of soda sits in a man’s hand. It says “keep it on hand“ it also mentions that it was produced in Alabama

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    [?]rob pike » 🌐
    @robpike@hachyderm.io

    Today I heard the phrase, "GPT endpoint". Sad to report it didn't mean what I first thought.

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    [?]Emeritus Prof Christopher May » 🌐
    @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us

    Meanwhile in Norway.... the taxation of the wealthy has become a key election issue, with the major parties responding to the 'exodus' of the mega rich (upset at a 1% wealth tax) over the last decade.

    Even if the centre Left wins, it looks like the tax will be 'reviewed' at the very least.

    Which once again poses the Q. of why the ultra-rich who would hardly notice a 1% levy on their wealth get so vexed about its imposition? A Q. of relevance well beyond Oslo.


    h/t FT

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      [?]EveryLibrary » 🌐
      @everylibrary@mastodon.social

      Like, follow, and share if you love libraries!

      Then, take action to support libraries at action.everylibrary.org

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      [?]Florian Haas [he/him] » 🌐
      @xahteiwi@mastodon.social

      — "Can you believe how stupid and primitive the ancient Greeks were? When they didn't know something, they asked an oracle, and they believed whatever it said!"
      — "That's nuts. Where was this oracle?"
      — "No idea. Let's go ask ChatGPT."

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      [?]Brian Bilston » 🌐
      @brianbilston@mastodon.online

      Here’s a poem called ‘Roger’s Thesaurus’.

      
Roger’s Thesaurus

In order to grow, expand, widen
his lexicological corpus,
Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus.

Soon, presently, without delay,
he no longer ran out of things to say,
speak, utter, express, articulate,
give voice to, pronounce, communicate.

This was all very well, fine, great,
wonderful, super, terrific
but his friends, mates, pals found him
boring, tedious, dull, soporific.

So let this be a warning,
an omen, a sign, a premonition,
it’s all very well to show learning,
education, knowledge, erudition,

but here’s a top tip, a hint,
a suggestion, some advice,
don’t ever let it stop you
from being concise

      Alt... Roger’s Thesaurus In order to grow, expand, widen his lexicological corpus, Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus. Soon, presently, without delay, he no longer ran out of things to say, speak, utter, express, articulate, give voice to, pronounce, communicate. This was all very well, fine, great, wonderful, super, terrific but his friends, mates, pals found him boring, tedious, dull, soporific. So let this be a warning, an omen, a sign, a premonition, it’s all very well to show learning, education, knowledge, erudition, but here’s a top tip, a hint, a suggestion, some advice, don’t ever let it stop you from being concise

      brief, short, clear, pithy,
succinct, compendious, to the point,
compact, snappy, laconic.

Breviloquent.                                              


Brian Bilston

      Alt...brief, short, clear, pithy, succinct, compendious, to the point, compact, snappy, laconic. Breviloquent. Brian Bilston

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      [?]catraxx :antifa: » 🌐
      @catraxx@tech.lgbt

      optical illusion [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

      Neither ring moves(other than the rotation) or changes size in any way.

      Alt...Two rings with a color spectrum, which rotates, there are changing arrow in the middle of them, which mess with your brains ability to predict movement

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      [?]spaf » 🌐
      @spaf@mstdn.social

      Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches.

Caption:
Federal agents show
off a seizure of large 
cache of unlicensed 
weapons

      Alt...Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches. Caption: Federal agents show off a seizure of large cache of unlicensed weapons

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      [?]Jon Pinter » 🌐
      @pinskal@sfba.social

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      [?]Jennifer Ouellette » 🌐
      @JenLucPiquant@universeodon.com

      MIT Backs Away From Paper Claiming Scientists Make More Discoveries with AI. After a review process, MIT stated that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-away-fro

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      [?]Matt Blaze » 🌐
      @mattblaze@federate.social

      I wonder if the federal patrols descending on DC will be including white-collar crime in their crackdown. You know, like pulling over fancy cars and auditing their taxes.

      That could have a real impact.

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      [?]Paul Fenwick [he/him or they/them] » 🌐
      @pjf@cloudisland.nz

      When Australian artificial intelligence expert Dr Kobi Leins declined a medical specialist’s request to use AI transcription software during her child’s upcoming appointment, the practice told her [she] was "welcome to seek an alternative" provider.

      [...]

      It was a system whose privacy and security capabilities Leins had previously reviewed as part of her work in AI governance — and one she said she would not want her child’s data “anywhere near”.

      ia.acs.org.au/article/2025/kob

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      [?]War and Peas 🧿 » 🌐
      @warandpeas@mastodon.social

      4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

      Alt...4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

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      [?]The Oatmeal » 🌐
      @oatmeal@mastodon.social

      This feels appropriate for the second thing I've ever posted to mastodon.

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      [?]Barry Deutsch » 🌐
      @barrydeutsch.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

      The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

      Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop

My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen.

Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again:

When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?"

If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing!

But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else.

It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.

      Alt...Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen. Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again: When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?" If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing! But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else. It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.

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      [?]paulrickards » 🌐
      @paulrickards@mastodon.social

      TIL the Kensington Turbo Mouse can use a billiard ball.

      Photo of a beige trackball with an 11 red/white striped billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

      Alt...Photo of a beige trackball with an 11 red/white striped billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

      Photo of a beige trackball with an 8 black billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

      Alt...Photo of a beige trackball with an 8 black billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

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        [?]Tryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 :ms_asexual_flag: :ms_cat_grin: » 🌐
        @tryst@meow.social

        BRB. Moving to Ireland.

        A picture of a train. Text superimposed over the picture reads: "Irish Rail introduces 100 Euro fine for playing music without earphones."

        Alt...A picture of a train. Text superimposed over the picture reads: "Irish Rail introduces 100 Euro fine for playing music without earphones."

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        [?]Ars Technica » 🌐
        @arstechnica@mastodon.social

        Celebrating 50 years of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
        "It's had a profound impact on our culture, especially on people who've felt different and marginalized."
        arstechnica.com/culture/2025/0

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        [?]Charles Castleberry [At your discretion] » 🌐
        @MythingPerson@mastodon.social

        I’m probably laughing harder at this than it deserves. But, still… 😂

        Photo of a picture in a magazine, mimicking the layout of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody album, with the lit faces of four cats staring out towards the viewer at a point just above the camera, set against a black background.

Written in white, blocky letters, above and below the faces, are the lyrics:

MOMMA
I JUST KILLED A MOUSE

SLAPPED HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD 
HIS REMAINS ARE ON YOUR BED

        Alt...Photo of a picture in a magazine, mimicking the layout of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody album, with the lit faces of four cats staring out towards the viewer at a point just above the camera, set against a black background. Written in white, blocky letters, above and below the faces, are the lyrics: MOMMA I JUST KILLED A MOUSE SLAPPED HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD HIS REMAINS ARE ON YOUR BED

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          [?]Boy/Pup Praxis [He/Him] » 🌐
          @dkub@woof.group

          “See the intended message was, Fascism Sucks. However, they gave the good Zoids to the fascists so instead you got, If you want a T-Rex with big guns, you want fascism. And I feel like that explains a lot of our cohort.” — My sister being too smart for her own good.

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          [?]Robert » 🌐
          @robert@cornershop.network

          @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I find it is always beneficial when spelling something out or giving a long number over the phone to always use NATO (or an equivalent, like "Adam, Baker, Charlie ...") and slow my cadence and enunciate clearly so there is no confusion. It makes for a better experience for all parties.

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            [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
            @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

            a sign on a blackboard outside a pub/bar/ It says,
So, you have been eating hot dogs and McChickens all of your life but don't want a vaccine because you don't know whats in it.

            Alt...a sign on a blackboard outside a pub/bar/ It says, So, you have been eating hot dogs and McChickens all of your life but don't want a vaccine because you don't know whats in it.

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            [?]sidereal » 🌐
            @sidereal@kolektiva.social

            I would love it if people had the same level of "Wikipedia isn't always right, you know" skepticism about... literally all other sources, regardless of context.

            It's so weird how for decades most people around me were like "whoa, gotta be careful, can't trust wikipedia" and now many of those same people are taking whatever AI cooks up hook, line, & sinker.

            I'm beginning to think it was never about actual info quality or actual critical thinking.

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            [?]Jeff Grigg » 🌐
            @JeffGrigg@mastodon.social

            @catsalad

            lady reading book titled, "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you."

The cat is behind her, glaring at her.

            Alt...lady reading book titled, "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you." The cat is behind her, glaring at her.

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              [?]BrianKrebs » 🌐
              @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

              It should be illegal to sell "half and half" that is mostly skim milk and corn syrup. I generally don't do the shopping b/c I always get the wrong thing, and yesterday I grabbed what looked like a regular half-n-half off the store shelf but when I woke up w/ today's coffeine found it tasted like ass. What is the point of low-fat half-n-half? Doesn't the name itself suggest it's at least half cream? What a scam.

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              [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
              @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

              Yesterday my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
              Talking about "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
              She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with some of the other old fellows.
              So I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
              She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 71 and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
              I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
              She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
              "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
              The line went dead.
              Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

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              [?]Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri🌹🦀 » 🌐
              @bascule@mas.to

              Here are 5 of the first 6 grievances with King George III that the colonists put in the US Declaration of Independence:

              For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us

              For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world

              For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent

              For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury

              For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

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                [?]A.R. Moxon » 🌐
                @juliusgoat.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.

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                [?]Robert » 🌐
                @robert@cornershop.network

                @nixCraft@mastodon.social @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange You mean, something like:
                • Codeberg – codeberg.org
                • Sourcehut – sr.ht
                • Game of Trees Hub – gothub.org

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                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                  @robert@cornershop.network

                  @otterguy@woof.group I don't personally have any experience with it, but everything I have heard about it moves it to the top of the list.

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                    [?]Robert » 🌐
                    @robert@cornershop.network

                    @socalgecko@woof.group @robdaemon@woof.group @elfkin@woof.group If you can find it, you ought to give cascara a try. (It's the dried fruit of coffee cherries; not easy to find, as growers tend to keep them for themselves after harvesting the coffee beans.) It has a similar flavor to jamaica, and is also great served sparkling/carbonated.

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @stilla@exquisite.social Mona. (Ivory is for X, Mona is their fedi client.)

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                        [?]Robert » 🌐
                        @robert@cornershop.network

                        @stilla@exquisite.social Oops, I misspoke. Mona is the fedi counterpart of Spring. Ivory does indeed have its own fedi client.

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                          [?]Kate Morley » 🌐
                          @katemorley@hachyderm.io

                          Listen, it’s very simple: In Britain we use the metric system, except for beer and milk, which come in pints. But not plant milk — that comes in litres.

                          Oh, and distances are in miles. But only if they’re too far to walk — if you can walk it it’s in metres. If you’re driving then your fuel efficiency is in miles-per-gallon, but petrol is sold in litres.

                          Oh, and your height is in feet and inches. If you don’t care much about your weight it’s in stone (but not pounds — no-one can remember how many pounds are in a stone and it’s hard to read the little tick marks on analogue scales). If you do care about your weight then your digital scales tell you it in kilograms.

                          Oh, and if there’s a heatwave then tabloids will forecast a “100°F scorcher”. But if it’s cold then it’s an “arctic blast” with “widespread temperatures below 0°C”.

                          I hope this clears things up.

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                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                          @robert@cornershop.network

                          @fedops@fosstodon.org @joel@fosstodon.org Originally that was the case. But they have since added their own crawler, as well as using a bunch of different engines. It's more like a meta search now than a straight index.

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                            [?]InfoSecSherpa » 🌐
                            @InfoSecSherpa@infosec.exchange

                            One of my favorite cookbooks. It’s also sweet knowing that I’m using someone’s Yia Yia’s recipe 🤗 Opa! 🇬🇷

                            It’s probably out of print, but worth finding.

                            “The Complete Book of Greek Cooking: The Recipe Club of Saint Paul’s Greek Orthodox Cathedral” (Hempstead, NY)

                            The Complete Book of Greek Cooking: The Recipe Club of Saint Paul’s Greek Orthodox Cathedral” (Hempstead, NY)

                            Alt...The Complete Book of Greek Cooking: The Recipe Club of Saint Paul’s Greek Orthodox Cathedral” (Hempstead, NY)

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                            [?]Robert » 🌐
                            @robert@cornershop.network

                            @SynAck@corteximplant.com Pixel 9 Pro, with GrapheneOS. (Get rid of Google's software.)

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                              [?]Juniper, hinge shortage [she/her/hers] » 🌐
                              @eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                              @alice

                              A person dressed head to toe in camo, overlaid with the text "When you see someone wearing camouflage, be sure to walk into them so they know it's working."

                              Alt...A person dressed head to toe in camo, overlaid with the text "When you see someone wearing camouflage, be sure to walk into them so they know it's working."

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                                [?]Brian Jopek » 🌐
                                @BrianJopek@mastodon.world

                                Cartoon by Mike Ramirez.

                                “I find it grotesquely ironic that the party that claims to adore the Founders and the nation's Founding Principles would have been summarily dismissed as traitors and assholes by the nation's actual founders.” - Mindy Fischer

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                                [?]Robert » 🌐
                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                @Hunko@woof.group Is "sploot" the technical term? (My boy does the same.)

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                                  [?]AIITheSparkIeS. » 🔓
                                  @AweThatSparkle@mstdn.social

                                  "Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important."

                                  ~T.S. Eliot

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                                  [?]Claude (not AI) » 🌐
                                  @czeins@mastodon.social

                                  Guys I figured it out

                                  The original Macintosh HD icon from system 6

                                  Alt...The original Macintosh HD icon from system 6

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                                  [?]École des Bro-Arts [He/Him] » 🌐
                                  @aphyr@woof.group

                                  The most incredible thrift store find

                                  A button down short sleeve shirt printed with bright rainbow care bears, ranging from muscular to chubby, in various ropes, jockstraps, and thongs

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                                  [?]Julian Oliver » 🌐
                                  @JulianOliver@mastodon.social

                                  This article points to a common misconception around self-hosting.

                                  The author tries hosting at home for a few weeks, & proclaims it is not the way. They then go on to argue for community managed server infrastructure instead (which is very much self-hosting).

                                  Self-hosting does not solely refer to home-hosting ('on-prem'), nor sole owner-operator. It scales up to server infra in a datacenter, run & governed by those using it

                                  So yes, the future is very much !

                                  drewlyton.com/story/the-future

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                                    [?]Dgar » 🌐
                                    @dgar@aus.social

                                    This is a crater from a hard meteorite impact in Arizona 
[image of the Barringer Crater in Arizona (a state in the United States of America).  Below is an upside down image of Uluṟu (a massive red rock in the middle of Australia).]

... and this is in Australia

[The images are aligned to appear as if they’re related, like both sides of a dent in the planet.]

                                    Alt...This is a crater from a hard meteorite impact in Arizona [image of the Barringer Crater in Arizona (a state in the United States of America). Below is an upside down image of Uluṟu (a massive red rock in the middle of Australia).] ... and this is in Australia [The images are aligned to appear as if they’re related, like both sides of a dent in the planet.]

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                                    [?]XKCD Bot » 🤖 🌐
                                    @xkcd@mastodon.com.br

                                    #3124 - Grounded

                                    The comic shows a scene at an airport gate, viewed from above. There is an airplane parked with its boarding bridges connected to the terminal. Several airport service vehicles (luggage carts, fuel trucks, etc.) are scattered around the tarmac.

Text reads: "This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea."

Hidden text: "We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over."

                                    Alt...The comic shows a scene at an airport gate, viewed from above. There is an airplane parked with its boarding bridges connected to the terminal. Several airport service vehicles (luggage carts, fuel trucks, etc.) are scattered around the tarmac. Text reads: "This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea." Hidden text: "We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over."

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                                    [?]Dgar » 🌐
                                    @dgar@aus.social

                                    I hate it when people bang on my door and tell me I have to be "saved" or else I'll "burn".

                                    I hate their big red trucks and flashing lights too.

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                                    [?]Robert » 🌐
                                    @robert@cornershop.network

                                    @tedu@honk.tedunangst.com They also keep mineral oil behind the pharmacy counter.

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                                      [?]calcifer :nes_fire: [he/they (or whatever feels right)] » 🌐
                                      @calcifer@masto.hackers.town

                                      Typography is important, folks

                                      A title card for “The Final Stretch” but the type choices make it look a lot more like it says “Anal Stretch”

                                      Alt...A title card for “The Final Stretch” but the type choices make it look a lot more like it says “Anal Stretch”

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