Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Jess Rose »
@jessie@mastodon.social

Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".

Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?

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[?]Vagina Museum »
@vagina_museum@masto.ai

On this day in 1978, the rainbow flag first flew as a symbol of pride. It was raised at San Francisco Gay Freedom Day.

A person stands supporting the bottom of a huge flag being hoisted. The flag is a rainbow with eight stripes of pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo and violet.

Alt...A person stands supporting the bottom of a huge flag being hoisted. The flag is a rainbow with eight stripes of pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo and violet.

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[?]Saethelred the Unsteady »
@SethRudy@c18.masto.host

News out of New York has convinced me of the need to primary established leaders. I am therefore challenging my five-year-old for the governorship of our house.

[?]Viss »
@Viss@mastodon.social

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[?]CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

@Viss @da_667 🦅

If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around on the sky, everyone with a small dog will leave.

Alt...If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around on the sky, everyone with a small dog will leave.

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    [?]Simon Zerafa »
    @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

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    [?]CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
    @catsalad@infosec.exchange

    @simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 Oh no, I now have that stuck in my head 🦀

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      [?]Security Writer »
      @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange

      @catsalad @simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 have you heard RichaadEB’s version?

      youtu.be/fGt6qezSIBw

      🔥🔥🔥

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        [?]Simon Zerafa »
        @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

        @SecurityWriter @catsalad @Viss @da_667

        No, but I have now 🙂

        I'm waiting for the definative Frutiger Aero aesthetic / Synthwave remix. It's due anytime 😂🖖

          [?]Viss »
          @Viss@mastodon.social

          @SecurityWriter @catsalad @simonzerafa @da_667 hahahaha wtf, this video is shot at torrey pines here in san diego

            [?]Alex Guyot »
            @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

            Really great work from @rgadellaa compiling a (non-exhaustive!) history of business-critical bugs in Safari.

            These bugs heavily impact websites and web apps that are trying to build more sophisticated experiences on the web. They affect a wide variety of platform features which Apple itself claims to be stable and fully-supported. Safari is the *only* major browser that consistently ships bugs this nasty, and especially the only one that leaves them there for years.

            webventures.rejh.nl/blog/2024/

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              [?]Alex Guyot »
              @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

              @gruber honestly curious what your thoughts are on this. Native vs web has been a preoccupation of yours of late — can you really look at this decade+ of showstopping Safari bugs and argue that it has had no impact on adoption of the web platform on iOS?

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                [?]John Gruber »
                @gruber@mastodon.social

                @alex My honest thought is that Apple could do better, and I think in recent years has been, but that if this mattered we'd see popular and/or amazing PWAs on Android that aren't available on iOS and that has never once happened.

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                  [?]Alex Guyot »
                  @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

                  @gruber I don't buy that. The web isn't an app store where you can list your site for only certain operating systems. People aren't going to build ambitious PWAs when anyone who actually manages to install them on iOS is met with a broken experience.

                  I agree (and love it!) that Safari's been improving on web standards recently, but this is also the year in which Apple almost killed PWAs with no notice, and has a bug in iOS 18 where keyboards don't show up in PWAs in the EU. So, mixed bag there.

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                    [?]John Gruber »
                    @gruber@mastodon.social

                    @alex I disagree strongly here, and I think the argument that iOS is holding back mobile web apps is pure wishful thinking from web developers. If awesome web apps were possible on Android we'd see them, even if they didn't work or didn't work as well on iOS. How else do you explain all the excellent iOS-exclusive native apps that can’t and never will run on Android?

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                      [?]Roderick Gadellaa »
                      @rgadellaa@mastodon.social

                      @gruber @alex Gruber, I think you are aware that companies/devs will often prioritize iOS. You even say that some of these apps will never make it to Android.

                      Why, then, would anyone even bother with a web app if it isn't viable on iOS? Is there anyone who then just shrugs and decides to build the web app for Android instead, with (close to) zero percent chance that it will ever work on iOS?

                      And how do you explain that web apps *are* dominant on desktop where the web is allowed to compete?

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                        [?]Robert »
                        @robert@cornershop.network

                        @alex@macstories.net @gruber Were I given the choice of a craft/curated native app versus the generic PWA, as a user a I will always lean towards the platform-first native app, every time.

                        (I may personally disagree with @gruber@mastodon.social on many things, upon this I will agree.)

                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                          @aphyr@woof.group

                          I am begging solarpunk artists to do some back-of-the-envelope math regarding solar irradiance and the heating/cooling/transport/industrial energy requirements of their hypothetical structures before drawing one more lush cityscape filled with greenery instead of 500 square kilometers of solar panels

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                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                          @aphyr@woof.group

                          Like I fully want the lush cityscape too, I just acknowledge that magic glass and cutesy little panels on rooftops are a drop in the bucket when it comes to urban residential density. We gotta carpet a good chunk of the surrounding countryside in solar and wind farms too.

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                          [?]Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: »
                          @janl@narrativ.es

                          @aphyr yes and! we all need to copy France and mandate a solar roof atop each commercial parking lot. You’ll do especially good in the US.

                            [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                            @aphyr@woof.group

                            You cannot even cool, let alone heat, a typical three-story Cincinnati Victorian with rooftop solar. I tried. Barely covered a third of the energy budget.

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                            [?]Oggie »
                            @Oggie@woof.group

                            @aphyr
                            And we are doing -shockingly- well in terms of actual solar power efficiency even from bad/older ones.

                            In real world numbers, at the low end cells are 15%, and since that scale absolutely cannot hit 100% ( no perpetual motion machines here), we just aren't getting a 20x increase in output ( since it's scaled from the incoming energy).

                              [?]Jon Moore »
                              @jonm@hachyderm.io

                              @aphyr Interesting. My neighborhood in Philly has a lot of 3-story Victorian houses (most are twins or row homes) and a fair number of folks have done rooftop solar. Is yours a single? I wonder if shared walls add efficiency due to less surface area exposed to the outside. We also have a very high density of tall trees along streets and in backyards that add quite a bit of shade. I’ll have to ask a neighbor how much electric they offset with their solar. You’ve got me curious!

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                                [?]Jon Moore »
                                @jonm@hachyderm.io

                                @aphyr Would you choose to do solar again, knowing you’d only offset and not replace electricity from the grid?

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                                  [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                  @aphyr@woof.group

                                  @jonm Oh yeah, 100%. I'm working on a high-efficiency all-electric project now, and putting in solar as soon as I have the money for it.

                                    [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                    @aphyr@woof.group

                                    @jonm Mine was not a shared wall, which definitely hurt--even the 1 foot gap between structures allows a fair bit of convective loss. The fundamental challenge is that thermal losses scale with building surface area, whereas power generation scales with roof footprint; above a certain height, power demands will outstrip any rooftop generation. The constant factor challenge, and probably the bigger factor in my particular home, is poor airtightness & insulation in older building stock.

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                                      [?]Jay Stephens »
                                      @jaystephens@mastodon.social

                                      @aphyr @jonm
                                      Yeah I'm in a similar place from a very different starting point (1908 wooden settler's cottage, Australia).
                                      To stay cool in the summer on rooftop solar, I'd need to make so many changes to fix up airtightness and insulation that it wouldn't really be the same building anymore 😓

                                        [?]Shay »
                                        @shayelk.in@bsky.brid.gy

                                        You maybe can, though the capex would be huge (geothermal + tearing every internal wall to put modern insulation). But what might work for a Victorian won’t work for glass walls.

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                                        [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                        @aphyr@woof.group

                                        @shay.elkin.io I've been trying this too! Even with the gut rehab, new insulation and windows, this house could probably cover only 15% of its heat pump energy needs in January from rooftop solar. :-(

                                        Shoulda dug a ground loop, but that would have been even more money.

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                                          [?]vksxypants »
                                          @vksxypants@mastodon.social

                                          @aphyr @shayelk.in in the UK our rooftop solar contributes basically nothing in the winter. the heat pump uses 30-40kwh a day in January and the solar does 1-2kwh on most days, 5kwh on a good day.

                                          I head canon in panels that are 80% efficient, and lots and lots of wind turbines.

                                            [?]Joris Meys »
                                            @JorisMeys@mstdn.social

                                            @aphyr @shayelk.in You do have a point. But let's assume that those futuristic buildings have the right insulation, do use things like heat recuperation from other sources, geothermal heat pumps, and figured out a way to store excess in summer for winter. Ammonia as long term storage has been mentioned quite often for example. There's some solid research going on there.

                                            research.csiro.au/hydrogenfsp/

                                              [?]Martijn Vos »
                                              @mcv@friendica.opensocial.space

                                              @aphyr

                                              If my quick search for some numbers is correct, we need about 80k km² of solar panels to power the world, which contains about 200k km² im rooftops.

                                              So just rooftop solar should be enough. Although I would also really like solar panels over parking lots and other places that would benefit from some shade.

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                                                [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                @aphyr@woof.group

                                                @mcv Here is a more thorough estimate: nature.com/articles/s41558-025

                                                Look--I want to emphasize, I am a huge solar nerd. I really want this to work out. I have spent 100,000+ on solar arrays, insulation, and replacing a significantly cheaper (both in capex and opex) boiler system with heat pumps because I believe in reducing net carbon. I have written custom software to graph my generating capacity and heat pump use. I love this shit--and it is not even remotely close to feasible in a Midwest climate.

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                                                  [?]Robert »
                                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                                  @mcv@friendica.opensocial.space @aphyr@woof.group There is a Swiss company that is working to install solar panels between the rails of train lines, making use of otherwise unused space. There have also been several discussions about how best to deploy panels over uncovered aqueducts (both improving the efficiency of the panel, and reducing evaporation), which unfortunately has yet to occur.

                                                  https://www.sun-ways.ch
                                                  https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/06/can-floating-solar-panels-on-a-reservoir-help-the-colorado-river/

                                                  (Also, it appears solar can be beneficial to some agricultural purposes: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/crops-under-solar-panels-can-be-a-win-win/ )

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                                                    [?]Rexx Deane 🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                    @rexxdeane@mastodon.online

                                                    @aphyr Simple answer, the solar panels aren't in the cities. Just like we don't have powerplants in the hearts of cities.

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                                                      [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                      @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                      have The Talk with your friends:

                                                      • no, artificial intelligence isn't real now, nor is it just around the corner
                                                      • we need laws to prevent capitalists using LLMs to try to circumvent labor laws; we don't need laws to stop "rogue AI" because that's sci-fi bullshit with absolutely no bearing on reality
                                                      • no, "ai" is not "inevitable" -- the bullshit word extruders that are being positioned as the next big thing right now are snake oil garbage, and not even profitable snake oil garbage, and there's no path to develop them into anything else because that's just how they work
                                                      • if you hear someone talking about how "ai" is going to change everything, treat them the same way you'd treat a scientologist talking about whatever the fuck scientologists believe in: it is bullshit cult nonsense for marks and rubes
                                                      • remind them to ponder the question of "cui bono" -- who benefits from the narrative that "ai" is the "next big thing"? the answer: mostly filthy rich american fascists, filthy rich chip manufacturers, filthy rich data center operators, and filthy rich silicon valley entrepreneurs

                                                      do your part to counter bullshit fucking propaganda from capitalist scumbags 👍

                                                      Edit: this seems to have resonated with a lot of people and I've rejected a lot of nonsense replies or people being contrarian and annoying :dancing_baby: I don't care if you disagree! Write your own post about it! :')

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                                                      [?]H🏳️‍🌈NK »
                                                      @Hunko@woof.group

                                                      @dumpsterqueer

                                                      I remember when they told us laserdisk was inevitable, that betamax was inevitable, that us all switching to a diet of Blue Green Algae was inevitable.

                                                      You'll have to forgive me if I stopped believing that phrase means anything at this point.

                                                        [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                        @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                        the state of this reply :') it reads like he got an llm to "summarize" my post and then responded to the summary 🤡

                                                        Some "ai" booster weirdo is trying to gotcha me but he's selectively reading and putting words in my mouth. Pathetic.

                                                        Alt...Some "ai" booster weirdo is trying to gotcha me but he's selectively reading and putting words in my mouth. Pathetic.

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                                                        [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                        @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                        pretty funny stuff

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                                                        [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                        @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                        another funny one :') okay :danny_thumbs_up:

                                                        Someone writing blah blah "ai" is inevitable blah blah you'll be unemployed if you don't use it, in a reply to me.

                                                        Alt...Someone writing blah blah "ai" is inevitable blah blah you'll be unemployed if you don't use it, in a reply to me.

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                                                        [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                        @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                        roko's basilisk isn't going to fuck you, guys... he's just not that into you

                                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                        Since Dovecot 2.4 is dropping replication, I'll definitely need to rework my mail servers and those for BSDMail. I think I'll be going back to Cyrus, which I last used over 20 years ago. The problem is my memories have long faded, so it'll be like studying it again from scratch. And that makes me happy, because it'll be like learning something totally new!

                                                        Special thanks to @h3artbl33d for the heads up!

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                                                          [?]Stephen Borrill »
                                                          @sborrill@justfollow.me.uk

                                                          @stefano I missed that news. Isn't it pretty fundamental for mail import, migration of storage, etc. even ignoring 2-way replication across servers? I never had much joy with the live replication; I ended up with a lot of duplication

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                                                            [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                            @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                            @sborrill @stefano

                                                            Dovecot ripped out replication and made it Pro-only. I personally think that it is pretty poor to 'cripple' the open source version, becoming a Pro subscriber isn't an option for me. I would love to throw some money at it - but Dovecat Pro doesn't support OpenBSD...

                                                            I am not switching OSes because of this. Big finger to that.

                                                            And yes - there are plenty of alternatives, fortunately.

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                                                              [?]Stephen Borrill »
                                                              @sborrill@justfollow.me.uk

                                                              @h3artbl33d @stefano I see that sync still works as does shared storage, but I agree about it being a slippery slope once you start removing features from FOSS and putting behind a paywall. Especially as "Dovecot Pro is only supported on Linux". So even if I wanted it I couldn't as I

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                                                                [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                @sborrill @stefano

                                                                That! Can't even shout "take my money" because it means I would need to migrate to a different OS entirely.

                                                                Yeah sorry, nope. Never going to happen. Either I or not use computers at all.

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                                                                  [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                  @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                  @h3artbl33d @sborrill I'll just follow the same rule I've been following for the last 29 years: when they start removing stuff from the open source version to push you to pay or to change os, I'll just change solution.
                                                                  I'm happy to pay, but it should be my choice.

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                                                                    [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                    @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                    @stefano @sborrill

                                                                    Totally - and it was one of the Big Promises Of FLOSS.

                                                                    Speaking about FLOSS, here is a segue to our sponsor Oral-B.

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                                                                      [?]ltning »
                                                                      @ltning@pleroma.anduin.net

                                                                      @h3artbl33d @sborrill @stefano Wow I've missed this. Time to fork it? This is disgusting.

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                                                                        [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                        @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                        @ltning @sborrill @stefano

                                                                        My personal plan is to check whether I can use Stalwart for "just" IMAP (and JMAP probably) and leave the rest for OpenSMTPD.

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                                                                          [?]Tom »
                                                                          @pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                          @h3artbl33d Does Stalwart support Maildir format?
                                                                          @ltning @sborrill @stefano

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                                                                            [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                            @pertho @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill I can't remember, but I don't think so. I'll retry with Stalwart - the last time I tried it, it wasn't that stable on FreeBSD

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                                                                              [?]Tom »
                                                                              @pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                              @stefano @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill yeah I run Dovecot on my mail server (with of course). Will be dreading the 2.4 "upgrade" unless I can find something better.

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                                                                                [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                @pertho @stefano @ltning @sborrill

                                                                                I think that one of the OpenBSD devs was already working on an IMAP server - not sure though.

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                                                                                  [?]Robert »
                                                                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                  @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social @ltning@anduin.net Looking at their site's documentation, Stalwart is an all-or-nothing package. Their mail storage format looks to be proprietary BLOBs, and there appears to be no way to use a different MTA or spam solution.

                                                                                  Perhaps a forked Dovecot is the way forward?

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                                                                                    [?]spaf »
                                                                                    @spaf@mstdn.social

                                                                                    Found online years ago...

                                                                                    The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.
                                                                                    1. The spice is called melange.
                                                                                    2. The spice confers power and longevity.
                                                                                    3. Melange is a French word for variety.

                                                                                    In other words, variety is the spice of life.

                                                                                    Why does no one ever talk about this?

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                                                                                    [?]Thom, 𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 »
                                                                                    @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                    What makes OpenBSD so nice is that when you look up how to do a thing, the reaction upon finding out how to do the thing is almost always "oh right, that makes sense".

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                                                                                    [?]Wonder of Science »
                                                                                    @wonderofscience@mastodon.social

                                                                                    A spectacular sight 1225m (4019 ft) beneath the waves off Baja California as E/V Nautilus encounters the amazing Halitrephes maasi jelly.

                                                                                    Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=9D0eyl7-XQA

                                                                                    Alt...Brightly colored jellyfish floating and tumbling.

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                                                                                      [?]George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 »
                                                                                      @georgetakei@universeodon.com

                                                                                      This is about increasing crop yields and preserving soil quality, you hare-brained Luddites.

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                                                                                      [?]ZenHeathen 🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                      @ZenHeathen@beige.party

                                                                                      @georgetakei But, Brawdo's got what plants crave.

                                                                                        [?]Karsten Johansson »
                                                                                        @ksaj@infosec.exchange

                                                                                        @georgetakei Without food science, you better get real good at foraging.

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                                                                                          [?]Amoshias »
                                                                                          @Amoshias@esq.social

                                                                                          @georgetakei OMG please don't call them luddites! The real luddites were not anti technology, that is propaganda which is used to smear them! They were a pro-worker movement that was violently repressed by the capitalist government.

                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                            watching "castle" and it still bugs me that they say GSW (which is 5 syllables) as supposedly faster than gun shot wound (3 syllables). lord knows tech has way too many acronyms but really?

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                                                                                            [?]Dewey Ritten (taylor's version) :donor: »
                                                                                            @deweyritten@infosec.exchange

                                                                                            @paul_ipv6 k so not to totslly nerd out over this and possibly steer you down a cognitive linguistics rabbit hole, but there is a fascinating field of study surrounding acronym development, usage, and explosive popularity in recent decades

                                                                                            link.springer.com/article/10.3

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                                                                                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                              @deweyritten

                                                                                              i have long been down the philology and word origin rabbit holes. i suppose the study of acronym creation was inevitable.

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                                                                                                [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                                                                @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                                                                whoami 🤣

                                                                                                A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

                                                                                                Alt...A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

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                                                                                                [?]Tofu Golem »
                                                                                                @tofugolem@mastodon.social

                                                                                                Same.

                                                                                                Sign: 
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

                                                                                                Alt...Sign: AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

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                                                                                                [?]The Oatmeal »
                                                                                                @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                                                                                Where I get my ideas from

                                                                                                An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

                                                                                                Alt...An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

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                                                                                                [?]Ertain »
                                                                                                @Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com

                                                                                                @oatmeal Raisins? My goodness, that's genius!

                                                                                                  [?]tekhedd »
                                                                                                  @tekhedd@byteheaven.net

                                                                                                  @oatmeal Oh goodness yes. I often explain to people that my computer skills are just the result of stubborn patience and a little knowledge of how the systems work. I never show them the room where I make the sacrifices.

                                                                                                    [?]Petra van Cronenburg »
                                                                                                    @NatureMC@mastodon.online

                                                                                                    @oatmeal I do have to visit my neighbour's pigs! :BlobhajHeart:

                                                                                                      [?]stony kark »
                                                                                                      @aapis@mastodon.world

                                                                                                      @oatmeal “what’s your secret” prescription amphetamines bruv

                                                                                                        [?]Guill.Jones, Honorary Canadian »
                                                                                                        @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                                                        @oatmeal
                                                                                                        So THAT'S where the idea pig has been hiding!

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                                                                                                          [?]Vee »
                                                                                                          @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                          [?]Jen Sorensen »
                                                                                                          @jensorensen@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          This week's comic: A dangerous invasion of warblers, orioles, and hummingbirds

                                                                                                          FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY

OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS!


"LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS."

MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN


BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER.

IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD!


A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED.
OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE.

WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

                                                                                                          Alt...FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS! "LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS." MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD! A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED. OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE. WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

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                                                                                                            [?]Robert »
                                                                                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                            @MonaApp@mastodon.social Is there any chance Markdown support is on the near–term roadmap?

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                                                                                                              [?]Jason Lefkowitz »
                                                                                                              @jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                                                                                              Every US institution should keep a copy of this letter around, for use as a template when the Trump Administration sends a letter full of ridiculous and illegal demands

                                                                                                              snopes.com/fact-check/clevelan

                                                                                                              Cleveland Stadium Corp.
Cleveland Stadium, Cleveland, Ohio 44114
Phone: 781-5600

November 21, 1974

Dale O. Cox, Esquire
Roetzel and Andress
20th Floor
One Cascade Plaza
Akron, Ohio 44308

Dear Mr. Cox:

Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Very truly yours,

Cleveland Stadium Corp.
James N. Bailey, General Counsel

cc: Arthur B. Modell

                                                                                                              Alt...Cleveland Stadium Corp. Cleveland Stadium, Cleveland, Ohio 44114 Phone: 781-5600 November 21, 1974 Dale O. Cox, Esquire Roetzel and Andress 20th Floor One Cascade Plaza Akron, Ohio 44308 Dear Mr. Cox: Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Cleveland Stadium Corp. James N. Bailey, General Counsel cc: Arthur B. Modell

                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                Trump has now mentioned getting himself elected Pope several times in the last week, which means that the Vatican is in for years of frivilous lawsuits, death threats against Cardinals, and even weirder-than-usual papal conspiracy theories when the white smoke goes up and it's someone else on the balcony.

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                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                Personally, I am not running for Pope, but if elected, I will accept and serve just long enough for my papal name to be forever on the record as Pope Clumsy I.

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                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                If Trump *does* manage to get elected pope, his revenge powers will expand from mere executive orders and DoJ investigations to an actual Inquisition.

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                                                                                                                [?]Tim Bray »
                                                                                                                @timbray@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                @mattblaze Not to mention eternal torment in the fires of hell.

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                                                                                                                  [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                  @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                  @mattblaze

                                                                                                                  excommunication, holy wars, pope mobile as golf cart. he won't know what to abuse first.

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                                                                                                                    [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                    @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                    @paul_ipv6 @mattblaze Infallibility

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                                                                                                                      [?]Paul_IPv6 »
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                                                                                                                      @adamshostack @mattblaze

                                                                                                                      not to mention, executive orders won't just be bull any more. they'll be papal bull.

                                                                                                                        [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                        @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                        @mattblaze Not only that but he’ll be able to sell both pardons and dispensations!

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                                                                                                                          [?]Paul_IPv6 »
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                                                                                                                          @adamshostack @mattblaze

                                                                                                                          $5million gold indulgences and bit-communion-coins seem like obvious grifts too.

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                                                                                                                            [?]Robert »
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                                                                                                                            @adamshostack@infosec.exchange @mattblaze The sale of papal indulgences 2.0

                                                                                                                              [?]Steve's Place »
                                                                                                                              @steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co

                                                                                                                              @mattblaze I claim Pope Perilous I. I shall ride a papal e-bike.

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                                                                                                                                [?]AI6YR Ben »
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                                                                                                                                @steter @mattblaze We've elected the most delusional ego to office. He's that drunk guy at the end of the bar who says "I COULD BE THE POPE. I'D BE A GREAT POPE" and then "I COULD BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, THE BEST NFL QUARTERBACK" and then "I AM THE BEST OPERA SINGER, I SHOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS OPERA STAR"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                                  @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                                  @ai6yr @steter He should be encouraged. "You're definitely the best lion tamer!" "You're ready to be a heavyweight boxing champion!" "You're a much better helicopter pilot than those Marine One guys". Etc.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                    @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                    @mattblaze @ai6yr @steter

                                                                                                                                    "imagine how cool you'd look in an evil knieval red white & blue jumpsuit, shooting over the canyon"

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                                      @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                      @paul_ipv6 @mattblaze @ai6yr @steter
                                                                                                                                      @stablehorde_generator draw for me the president of the United States in an evil knevil jumpsuit shooting over the Grand Canyon on a Harley Davidson

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