Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Alex R :heart_progress: »
@alex@tech.lgbt

Thank you Euro Truck Simulator for making me aware of the best border sign ever made ( photo source )

A large blue sign cantilevered over a road, with text in Georgian followed by, in English, ‘Azerbaijan border / Good luck’

Alt...A large blue sign cantilevered over a road, with text in Georgian followed by, in English, ‘Azerbaijan border / Good luck’

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[?]Toni @ The Geexy Awards »
@GEEXiES@mastodon.social

😍 GEEXY STUFF

Alt...A short video showing the whole process of building a full size LEGO figure costume with cardboard and glue. At the end, a person wears the costume.

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    [?]Typographica »
    @typographica@typo.social

    It gives me great pleasure to reject the silly American convention of putting punctuation in quotes, regardless of whether it’s part of the quote. (The practice comes from antiquated situations where an unsightly gap was caused by monospaced type, and it has no business surviving today: style.mla.org/punctuation-and-.)

    Just like the Oxford comma, I am all for the British quotation standard, even with American double quote marks.

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    [?]Andrew Cunningham »
    @enablelanguages@typo.social

    @typographica sounds like one of many conventions derived from the impact of typewriters. Such as three dots for an ellipsis, double space at end of sentence, etc.

      [?]Michael Critz »
      @pixelscience@mastodon.social

      @typographica This is all new information to me and I love that I’m learning.

      I don’t know if I have a strong option about this matter, but I’ll celebrate this new knowledge with my first ever British style quote.

      ‘“Dead men don’t bite”’, wrote Robert Louis Stevenson. Also, ‘wine is bottled poetry.’

        [?]Thomas Phinney »
        @tphinney@typo.social

        @typographica I do it the American way out of habit and because my forensic clients are primarily US-based.

        But I will be the first to concede that in principle the British/International English approach is clearly superior.

          [?]Kent Lew »
          @kentlew@typo.social

          @typographica Uh, pardon me, with a monospaced font there is an unsightly gap either way. That’s no excuse for the illogic of the American convention. It can’t be blamed on “typographic limitations”.

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            [?]Information Is Beautiful »
            @infobeautiful@vis.social

            Cat vs printer - which is reliable?

            (by Lynn Miclea)

            A Venn diagram compares "CAT" and "INKJET PRINTER". The left circle is labeled "CAT" and is yellow. The right circle is labeled "INKJET PRINTER" and is purple. The overlapping orange section, representing shared characteristics, lists "MOODY", "SPEND A LOT OF TIME SELF-CLEANING", "UNRELIABLE", "DEMAND FEEDING WHEN CONTAINER IS FULL", and "IGNORE REQUESTS". A cat's head is visible in the bottom left corner, looking up at the diagram.

            Alt...A Venn diagram compares "CAT" and "INKJET PRINTER". The left circle is labeled "CAT" and is yellow. The right circle is labeled "INKJET PRINTER" and is purple. The overlapping orange section, representing shared characteristics, lists "MOODY", "SPEND A LOT OF TIME SELF-CLEANING", "UNRELIABLE", "DEMAND FEEDING WHEN CONTAINER IS FULL", and "IGNORE REQUESTS". A cat's head is visible in the bottom left corner, looking up at the diagram.

            [?]Michael »
            @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

            Is it wrong that if I look at a chili recipe and see that the person who wrote it is a big bear of a guy I trust it instinctively?

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            [?]Country Blumpkin »
            @thickurt@woof.group

            @michaelthec can you share it I wanna look at him

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              @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

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              [?]Country Blumpkin »
              @thickurt@woof.group

              @michaelthec yes he looks like he understands chili

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                [?]Michael »
                @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

                @thickurt I mean there are beans which is a little 🤔 but otherwise it seems like a decent regular chili

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                  [?]Country Blumpkin »
                  @thickurt@woof.group

                  @michaelthec I have never understood why people don't approve of beans in chili

                  Also it seems like he used jarlic instead of fresh stuff ?

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                    [?]Michael »
                    @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

                    @thickurt I noticed that too, and he uses “chili beans,” I assume for the flavoring. Interesting…

                    I just don’t love beans in general—we weren’t a bean family growing up so maybe that’s just a me thing. I usually throw them in though for nutrition

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                      [?]Country Blumpkin »
                      @thickurt@woof.group

                      @michaelthec there's definitely a cohort of "if it has beans it's not real chili" people

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                        [?]GERM »
                        @germ@deletethis.lol

                        @thickurt @michaelthec no beans in chili is crazy to me. I cringed when he dumped the canned ones in with all the bean juice though, I always drain and rinse mine. Hate the taste of that bean juice

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                          [?]Brad Romance »
                          @brad@toot.chez.gay

                          @germ @thickurt @michaelthec Also, adding loads of liquid before frying off all the mince? No way that’s as good as frying it properly first.

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                            [?]GERM »
                            @germ@deletethis.lol

                            @brad @thickurt @michaelthec agreed. many critiques

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                              [?]Michael »
                              @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

                              @germ @brad @thickurt ok fine I’m going to Wendy’s lol

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                                [?]GERM »
                                @germ@deletethis.lol

                                @michaelthec @brad @thickurt 😂 this is certainly better than Wendy's. but I have my own ways of doing things lol

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                                  [?]Michael »
                                  @michaelthec@poweredbygay.social

                                  @germ @brad @thickurt I’ve made chili multiple times over the years but I’ve never had a good recipe that I’ve adopted as mine. So I always search out something different each time and it feels like what people do changes over time. I remember having to buy and reconstitute four different types of dried chili peppers a while ago and I was just like, I don’t have time for this lololol

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                                    [?]Country Blumpkin »
                                    @thickurt@woof.group

                                    @michaelthec @germ @brad I don't really have a recipe I just wing it every time

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                                      [?]Brad Romance »
                                      @brad@toot.chez.gay

                                      @thickurt @michaelthec @germ Yeah mine is a bit like that, I have an overall template but I never measure anything lol. 😅

                                      Fry onions, add garlic, add meat, add spices, add stock to deglaze the pan, add tomatoes and Worcestershire sauce and liquid smoke, add beans, cook low and slow for as long as you can, add chopped peppers.

                                      My two pieces of advice are: spend a bit more on nicer tinned tomatoes, and try adding a teaspoon of cocoa powder (NOT drinking chocolate!) to your spice mix.

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                                        [?]Country Blumpkin »
                                        @thickurt@woof.group

                                        @brad @michaelthec @germ cocoa powder or peanut butter are great secret ingredients for chili

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                                          [?]Brad Romance »
                                          @brad@toot.chez.gay

                                          @thickurt @michaelthec @germ hmmmm might give peanut butter a go next time!

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                                            [?]Robert »
                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                            @thickurt@woof.group @brad Not cocoa powder, but a chunk of dark chocolate. (Or possibly Abuelita, Mexican spiced chocolate.) And some extra umami: fish sauce, Worcestershire sauce, colatura, or MSG.

                                            (And this is one of the very few times I will side with Texas: the best chili has no beans.)

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                                              [?]Country Blumpkin »
                                              @thickurt@woof.group

                                              @robert boggles the mind to try and figure out why people feel that strongly about beans in chili but ok

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                                                [?]Robert »
                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                @thickurt@woof.group @robert I know that's a hill Texans will die on, but not me. I personally just do not really enjoy the texture of beans in my chili. However, there are times when they are great for bulking/stretching a recipe, or in a green chili.

                                                  [?]Ultramundane »
                                                  @Ultramundane@sfba.social

                                                  @robert @thickurt The best vegetarian (bean) chili recipe we've made calls for ground toasted walnuts and dried shiitakes as natural MSG/umami boosters, so you could consider experimenting with those in a proper meat/beanless chili too.

                                                    [?]Furball »
                                                    @Furball@tiggi.es

                                                    @thickurt @michaelthec If it doesn’t have beans, it’s hot dog chili.

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                                                      [?]Country Blumpkin »
                                                      @thickurt@woof.group

                                                      @Furball @michaelthec what if it has beans and hot dogs in it

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                                                        [?]Furball »
                                                        @Furball@tiggi.es

                                                        @thickurt

                                                        Alt...Head Explode GIF by FirstAndMonday

                                                          [?]Rob »
                                                          @robdaemon@woof.group

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                                                          [?]Country Blumpkin »
                                                          @thickurt@woof.group

                                                          @robdaemon it's gonna be okay. FYI I'm making white chicken chilli today and it'll have garbanzo beans and black beans in it @michaelthec

                                                          What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Well I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest

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                                                            [?]Robert »
                                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                                            @thickurt@woof.group @michaelthec Then there's the exceptionally strange case of Cincinnati chili, which is partially puréed and served over spaghetti

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                                                              [?]sam henri gold »
                                                              @samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

                                                              Windows 95 Nuclear Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard

                                                              A Windows 95 driver installer. 
Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard

This wizard helps you install the software needed to use your portable bio-reactor with Windows 95.

You can install new drivers or update existing ones to ensure proper operation and containment.

To continue, click Next.

                                                              Alt...A Windows 95 driver installer. Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard This wizard helps you install the software needed to use your portable bio-reactor with Windows 95. You can install new drivers or update existing ones to ensure proper operation and containment. To continue, click Next.

                                                              [?]GrrlScientist ⧖ Ⓥ 🇺🇦 »
                                                              @grrlscientist@mastodon.social

                                                              A parent should be able to propose removing a book from the school library only after READING IT in its entirety & delivering a book report to the librarian. The book report should be an argumentative essay on why it should be banned, at least 5 paragraphs & include counter arguments & proper citations. The parent must also give their stance on why the book is more dangerous than guns. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

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                                                                [?]Jimmy »
                                                                @jhavok@mstdn.party

                                                                @grrlscientist My library requires that anyone challenging a book has to read it and discuss it with a panel. That stops almost all challenges.

                                                                  [?]Jorge »
                                                                  @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                  The Australian bakers are making meringue Bombes? Never heard of them

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                                                                  [?]Robert »
                                                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                  @motoridersd@pug.ninja IIRC, it's just Baked Alaska: sponge, ice cream, meringue.

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                                                                    [?]Jorge »
                                                                    @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                    @robert ah! But theae were cut in half

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                                                                      [?]Jorge »
                                                                      @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                      I love The Pelican Brief (1993) because it's an amazing fantasy of justice, good journalism and "the good guys" winning and "the bad guys" getting what they deserve

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                                                                      [?]petes_bread_eqn_xls »
                                                                      @petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al

                                                                      @motoridersd I’m a sucker for movies where library research saves the day.

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                                                                        [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                        DC Friends: Neither CVS nor Walgreens appear to have any of the updated COVID vaccines available in the District yet, but both do in the nearby MD suburbs. Just scheduled mine in Bethesda.

                                                                        (I suppose getting vaccinated is technically literally a drug deal, but now it also feels that way).

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                                                                        [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                        Tip: If the pharmacist gives you trouble about giving you the COVID vaccine, just wink and tell them you have "unbalanced humours". They'll know what you mean.

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                                                                        [?]Steve Bellovin »
                                                                        @SteveBellovin@infosec.exchange

                                                                        @mattblaze Per nytimes.com/2025/08/28/well/cv (gift link), 16 states and DC have laws saying that pharmacists can only administer vaccines that the CDC has approved—which hasn't happened yet.

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                                                                          [?]Democracy Matters :verified: »
                                                                          @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social

                                                                          Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) : “Our Maternal Death Rates Are Only Bad If You Count Black Women.” And this guy’s a fucking physician.

                                                                          MAY-2022

                                                                          vanityfair.com/news/2022/05/bi

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                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                            @DemocracyMattersALot

                                                                            he's the physician who enabled RFKjr to be put in charge of destroying our federal medical establishments...

                                                                            the AMA should be yanking his medical license for gross malpractice and endangering the health of hundreds of millions of people.

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                                                                              [?]Trish Greenhalgh »
                                                                              @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                              Friend’s 8 yo is in hospital in Malaysia. This is how lunch comes. Different smiley face every time. Why aren’t we doing this?

                                                                              Spag Bol with vegetables made into a smiley face.

                                                                              Alt...Spag Bol with vegetables made into a smiley face.

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                                                                              [?]abadidea »
                                                                              @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                                                              it has been zero days since a customer told us we're not allowed to handle their proprietary code on an internet-connected machine and then sent us a setup script that depends on the internet to bootstrap

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                                                                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                              @0xabad1dea

                                                                              sometimes the air gap is between computers, sometimes it's between a customer's ears...

                                                                                [?]Steve Herman »
                                                                                @w7voa@journa.host

                                                                                CNN - After just weeks in the job, the CDC director is being ousted. cnn.com/2025/08/27/health/cdc-

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                                                                                [?]Steve Herman »
                                                                                @w7voa@journa.host

                                                                                Additional resignations of CDC leadership now being reported, including Chief Medical Officer Deb Houry and Demetre Daskalakis, director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases.

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                                                                                [?]Steve Herman »
                                                                                @w7voa@journa.host

                                                                                “Contrary to government statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign.” - Attorney Mark Zaid

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                                                                                [?]Bruce Mirken »
                                                                                @BruceMirken@mas.to

                                                                                The Infectious Diseases Society of America doesn't like the latest announcement about

                                                                                Graphic reading,
"By narrowing its approval,
FDA has made a decision that
completely contradicts the
evidence base, severely
undermines trust in science-
driven policy and dangerously
limits vaccine access,
removing millions of
Americans’ choice to be
protected and increasing the
risk of severe outcomes from
COVID.” |
® IDSA President Tina Tan, MD, FIDSA, FPIDS, FACP
-®IDSA

                                                                                Alt...Graphic reading, "By narrowing its approval, FDA has made a decision that completely contradicts the evidence base, severely undermines trust in science- driven policy and dangerously limits vaccine access, removing millions of Americans’ choice to be protected and increasing the risk of severe outcomes from COVID.” | ® IDSA President Tina Tan, MD, FIDSA, FPIDS, FACP -®IDSA

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                                                                                  [?]Josephine Lee »
                                                                                  @josephinelee@texasobserver.social

                                                                                  “Judge Rules Ohio’s Voucher System Unconstitutional”- That ruling found that using public funds to subsidize tuition at private religious schools violates the Ohio Constitution’s ban on directing “school funds” to religious or sectarian institutions. prospect.org/education/2025-08

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                                                                                  [?]Andrea Junker :verified: »
                                                                                  @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

                                                                                  Voting should be easier than buying guns.

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                                                                                  [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                                                  @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                                                  if you are not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

                                                                                  true happiness comes from chaining together obscure `sed` and `awk` commands to parse a log file, not from someone else.

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                                                                                  [?]Bryan Steele :flan_beard: »
                                                                                  @brynet@bsd.network

                                                                                  Now this is real convenient, especially on machines where's it impossible to hit the right key fast enough to enter the UEFI BIOS settings.

                                                                                  On /amd64, you can now type "machine fwsetup" at the boot> prompt in efiboot. :flan_thumbs:

                                                                                  jmatthew@ modified src/sys/arch/amd64/stand/{efi,}boot/*: Add a 'mach fwsetup' command, which uses the EFI OsIndications feature to reboot the machine into the firmware setup interface, if supported.
                                                                                  This is an optional feature introduced in UEFI 2.4 (released 2013).

                                                                                  ok kn@

                                                                                    [?]Nonilex »
                                                                                    @Nonilex@masto.ai

                                                                                    These developments could herald a shift from America’s vaunted system to one that resembles, at least in some corners, a form of -managed more frequently seen in &, to a different degree, & , say lawyers, bankers & academics steeped in the history of & international


                                                                                    nytimes.com/2025/08/23/busines

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                                                                                      [?]Michael Gemar »
                                                                                      @michaelgemar@mstdn.ca

                                                                                      @Nonilex If the US government can nationalize defense contractors it can nationalize health insurance companies.

                                                                                        [?]Anonomouse13 »
                                                                                        @Anonomouse1981@mstdn.social

                                                                                        @Nonilex

                                                                                        "Stone Kettle" on Facebook, 3? days ago, has a rather clear written article about the problems of "state-owned enterprises" while simultaneously debunking the "communism" accusation.

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                                                                                          [?]kcarruthers »
                                                                                          @kcarruthers@infosec.exchange

                                                                                          The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global

                                                                                          It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.

                                                                                          newatlas.com/infectious-diseas

                                                                                          [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                          @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                          You know how there’s a rule that in order to be a podcast it has to have an RSS feed…

                                                                                          What would be the equivalent statement about the web?

                                                                                          How can you tell of a document or app is “on the web?”

                                                                                          This is something I’d like to work out with people who understand, support and protect the web.

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                                                                                          [?]Evan Prodromou »
                                                                                          @evan@cosocial.ca

                                                                                          @davew maybe, does it have an URL?

                                                                                            [?]Rob Hague »
                                                                                            @robhague@mas.to

                                                                                            @davew Not the complete story, but I'd say deep links are an important factor. To take two big tech examples, I use the "web" version of Outlook (I prefer the UI to that of the Mac version), but am often annoyed that I can't create a link to a specific message. In contrast, I can very easily share a link to an individual item on Amazon. On that axis, Amazon is definitely on the web and Outlook isn't.

                                                                                              [?]Latz »
                                                                                              @Latz@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @davew If there's a reference to something that is also "on the web" there should be a clickable link to get there without using a search engine, otherwise it's simple "in the Internet".

                                                                                                [?]Internet Rando »
                                                                                                @mousey@mastodon.seattlematrix.org

                                                                                                @davew Technically, a podcast is nothing more than an mp3 of people talking for an hour.

                                                                                                RSS is just an XML blurb, served by a web URL that ends in .rss, which looks like a weird code if you use a browser to visit it. RSS readers know how to parse the XML, and present you with something more human readable. Usually podcasts in RSS documents are just a link from there. There's a lot of ways to parse and present it.

                                                                                                As for the web. If it loads in a browser on port 80 or 443, it's a webpage.

                                                                                                  [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                  @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                  Thanks for all the responses!

                                                                                                  The consensus: Something is on the web if it has a URL you can use to view it in a web browser.

                                                                                                  But there's a more important (imho) question.

                                                                                                  I elaborate on the this.how page.

                                                                                                  this.how/web/what.opml#1756211

                                                                                                  Your comments are welcome here, I will read them all.

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                                                                                                  [?]Martin Hamilton, WHY -> Wye »
                                                                                                  @m@martinh.net

                                                                                                  @davew Thanks so much for this, Dave! I had an epiphany reading your post - there's a ton of stuff out there now which you can't access without passing through a turnstile of some sort. Not just Cloudflare Turnstile - maybe it's a cookie banner, Anubis bot check, login prompt, "age verification" check, formally attested browser/OS version etc. Perhaps there's an important distinction here? "Of the web" (or maybe "webbish"!) but not "on" the web.

                                                                                                    [?]Sckenai »
                                                                                                    @Sckenai@kzoo.to

                                                                                                    @davew I would add that there is

                                                                                                    * no blocks to public viewing, eg paywalls, ads required
                                                                                                    * doesn’t _require_ a topic be split into multiple pages

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                                                                                                      [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                      @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                      @Sckenai

                                                                                                      my own opinion, i think that's a bit too specific.

                                                                                                      can i have a private web?

                                                                                                      i don't have any right now, but when i'm developing a product in beta, very often the docs will require a password.

                                                                                                      it's still the web imho.

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                                                                                                        [?]Sckenai »
                                                                                                        @Sckenai@kzoo.to

                                                                                                        @davew True. I guess I’m railing against the bait and switch/desperate for ads sites. There is a need for income in the web, but I’d rather it was up front and honest. I’ll pay for access if I want, but don’t look like you’re free/public and then limit access.

                                                                                                        Which, I guess, isn’t really part of the definition of an open web, more an ethical belief of mine.

                                                                                                          [?]paulwalk »
                                                                                                          @paulwalk@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          @davew I have sometimes thought that “on” the web is unfortunate because it implies that the thing is sitting on the surface of some infrastructure. We should have started saying “in” the web instead. But it is probably too late to make that change now.

                                                                                                          I guess I have sometimes used “web friendly” to convey the gist of what you are talking about, or even web-native. I have also sometimes invoked Tom Coates “Native to a Web of Data” talk when speaking about this

                                                                                                          plasticbag.org/images/extra/na

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                                                                                                            [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                            @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                            @paulwalk

                                                                                                            very good point, a web isn't something you put things on.

                                                                                                            that's a tv or radio.

                                                                                                            the web is where everyone can participate and many people do.

                                                                                                            clay shirky wrote a famous book entitled

                                                                                                            HERE COMES EVERYBODY

                                                                                                            incredibly efficient way to describe it.

                                                                                                              [?]Dan Q »
                                                                                                              @dan@m.danq.me

                                                                                                              @davew Great post.

                                                                                                              I've recently been thinking about [1][2][3][4] a related concept: what it means to be "part of the Web". That is: to be a participant in, not just a consumer, of Web content.

                                                                                                              The answer might have varied over time. E.g. you might break it down generationally and find something like this -

                                                                                                              Web 1.0: "I have a homepage."
                                                                                                              Web 2.0: "I post on a social network."
                                                                                                              Today: "I comment using an app."

                                                                                                              That feels like quite a change in the level of effort required to consider oneself a member of a participatory Web. And I wonder what it means for the future.

                                                                                                              [1] danq.me/part-of-or-connected-to
                                                                                                              [2] danq.me/internet-servicesh-pro
                                                                                                              [3] danq.me/the-rise-of-whatever
                                                                                                              [4] danq.me/27029

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                                                                                                                [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                @dan

                                                                                                                thanks, i think it's important to figure this out now. i want to revitalize the web, but before doing that it would be helpful to know what the web actually is and isn't.

                                                                                                                i'm not sure if the various versions of the web even make sense. i don't think the web is something that changes. it's that foundational.

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                                                                                                                  [?]Dan Q »
                                                                                                                  @dan@m.danq.me

                                                                                                                  @davew Oh, 100%. The only thing I hate more than calling "eras" of the Web 1.0 vs 2.0 is... well, whatever people mean this week when they say "Web 3.0". 😆

                                                                                                                  But I worry that the world is losing sight of the most-important thing the Web has: its "killer feature" - addressability. A URL points directly to a resource, so it can be hyperlinked and referenced, independent of its content-type (and indeed, with content negotiation, the content type and even language can be dynamic based on the request headers).

                                                                                                                  Even Gopher didn't (quite) get that right, with its URLs that specify the "type" of content, which makes them fragile.

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                                                                                                                    [?]Dan Q »
                                                                                                                    @dan@m.danq.me

                                                                                                                    @davew We keep having these trends of trying to kill URLs. E.g.:

                                                                                                                    1. In the 90s, even as the Web started to really take off, services like Compuserve continued to push "GO Words" and other centralised, controlled keyword systems of addressing.

                                                                                                                    2. In the 00s, as search finally got good, advertisements experimented with "search for [X]" rather than printing an address (which lead to the obvious Googlebombs and squatting, because of course it did).

                                                                                                                    3. At various times, browsers have experimented with (and in Safari's case, even pushed ahead with) efforts to conceal the power of the URL, cutting the visible part down just the domain name or even replacing it with the name from the (EV) SSL certificate.

                                                                                                                    4. And nowadays, people's business cards show e.g. a Facebook, X, or Instagram logo followed by the "keyword" that'll find their services on that platform. There IS a URL, but people don't see it anymore. It's Compuserve all over again.

                                                                                                                      [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                      @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                      @dan

                                                                                                                      i think we can make a twitter-like system that is the web.

                                                                                                                      just start by removing the limits, and develop software and iterate.

                                                                                                                      i'm building just that, using wordpress as the server for the content, because whatever you say about wordpress it is totally web. no limits that i can see, esp in comparison with other services that do similar things.

                                                                                                                      i'm tired of people reinventing stuff that works and leaving out so many features that matter.

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                                                                                                                        [?]Dan Q »
                                                                                                                        @dan@m.danq.me

                                                                                                                        @davew: whatever you say about wordpress it is totally web

                                                                                                                        Me: I made WordPress into a CMS for Gemini, Spartan, and Gopher ( github.com/Dan-Q/CapsulePress )

                                                                                                                        Rest of Internet: Shut up, Dan, you're drunk

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                                                                                                                          [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                          @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                          @dan

                                                                                                                          I’m not following this. Can’t tell if you’re agreeing with what I said or..?

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                                                                                                                            [?]Dan Q »
                                                                                                                            @dan@m.danq.me

                                                                                                                            @davew Sorry! I agree entirely.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                              @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                              @dan

                                                                                                                              Very cool. 😀

                                                                                                                              Haven’t forgotten that you believe in building on RSS.

                                                                                                                              That’s how we keep everything nice and open, so all you have to do to be part of the network is speak RSS.

                                                                                                                              No one owns any of it. All about working together, but no one can get in your way.

                                                                                                                                [?]Walt Mankowski »
                                                                                                                                @waltman@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                @davew DOIs are an example of deep linking working well. At least in the biomedical field where I work they're printed on all research journal articles. You can store just the ID internally, but they're trivial to turn into a URL that will take you to directly to a webpage for that article.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                                  @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @waltman

                                                                                                                                  i had to look up "doi" -- which brings up two points.

                                                                                                                                  1. in response to your post, i agree. there was a time when i wanted to build a site where each page had its own dns entry. that would make the text as mobile as dns allows -- which is very mobile.

                                                                                                                                  2. i had to look it up because you couldn't link to it, because the medium we're using doesn't support links. *

                                                                                                                                  * with the caveat i know some places do allow links, and masto passed them through, which is great.

                                                                                                                                    [?]Vivien, cyberconcombre »
                                                                                                                                    @gugurumbe@mastouille.fr

                                                                                                                                    @davew we’re not there yet, but I care about 5stardata.info/

                                                                                                                                      [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                                      @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                      "The Rule of Links is that you link when it's appropriate to do so. Linking is an art. It's a choice. You don't link from every word or even every noun, or from the subject of every sentence."

                                                                                                                                      scripting.com/scripting/manila

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Tim Hare »
                                                                                                                                      @TimHare@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                      @davew Yet, there are times when reading someone's article that I wish there was a plug-in that would supply links for things the author didn't

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                                        @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                        @TimHare

                                                                                                                                        Microsoft did that for a while and bloggers hated it and made them stop. I think Google tried it too.

                                                                                                                                          [?]One-and-only Allen Versfeld »
                                                                                                                                          @uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za

                                                                                                                                          @davew My first thought was "HTML over HTTP", but the other replies about links are both solid, and disqualify half the sites on the modern web!

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Dave Winer ☕️ »
                                                                                                                                            @davew@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                            @uastronomer

                                                                                                                                            that's right. a lot of what people call the web is not the web at all.

                                                                                                                                            it's so disruptive to link to something from a mastodon post for example, is that linking?

                                                                                                                                            i think we have to ask what is and isn't a link?

                                                                                                                                            if you can only have one URL in a post is that a link?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                              The NYT reports today that members of the Department of Government Efficiency uploaded a copy of a crucial Social Security database in June to a vulnerable cloud server, putting the personal information of hundreds of millions of Americans at risk of being leaked or hacked, according to a whistle-blower complaint filed by the Social Security Administration’s chief data officer.

                                                                                                                                              From the story:

                                                                                                                                              "Mr. Borges did not indicate that the database had been breached or used inappropriately."

                                                                                                                                              "But his disclosure stated that as of late June, “no verified audit or oversight mechanisms” existed to monitor what DOGE was using the data for or whether it was being shared outside the agency. That kind of oversight would typically be provided by the agency’s career information security professionals, Mr. Borges said in his account."

                                                                                                                                              'And his complaint cites an official agency security assessment that described the project as “high risk” and that warned of “catastrophic impact” to Social Security beneficiaries and programs if the database were to be compromised."

                                                                                                                                              nytimes.com/2025/08/26/us/poli

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Emory »
                                                                                                                                              @emory@soc.kvet.ch

                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs we all knew this would happen at least a few times. avoiding accountability is job one for this administration. nobody with actual experience or subject matter expertise would have done anything like this on purpose.

                                                                                                                                              unless it was intentional.

                                                                                                                                                [?]Negahyphen »
                                                                                                                                                @Negahyphen@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs I love how they pointed out that it "did not indicate [it] had been breached" yeah no shit, they shoved it on an exposed server without logging, IDS, or data governance. I look forward them to also pointing out they did not detect any indicators of compromise or suspicious traffic.

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Raquel Vanisse »
                                                                                                                                                  @raquelvanisse@toot.community

                                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs An addict in active addition is likely to oversee a government agency irresponsibly

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Em :official_verified: »
                                                                                                                                                    @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                    Check out my new shirt! :awesome: 👕

                                                                                                                                                    Destroy AI!

                                                                                                                                                    • Bad at Everything! 👎
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                                                                                                                                                    • Brain Atrophy! 🧠

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                                                                                                                                                    Order one too: Octophant

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]David Ho »
                                                                                                                                                      @davidho@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                      Do you ever think about how the fine for peeing in public is substantially more than the fine for dumping tonnes of CO₂ in public?

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]alina arielle 🐾🏳️‍⚧️✨💖 »
                                                                                                                                                      @alina@girldick.gay

                                                                                                                                                      doomscrolling fedi with this bad boy

                                                                                                                                                      a computer mouse with two scroll wheels, the packaging says "Cruise the Net faster with 2 wheels"

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...a computer mouse with two scroll wheels, the packaging says "Cruise the Net faster with 2 wheels"

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                                                                                                                                      @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                      Look, we all know Fahrenheit is the most nonsensical and most arbitrary measurement in the US (sorry @caseyliss), but I would like to posit that American Wire Gauge gives it a run for its money.

                                                                                                                                                      What in the fuck is even happening here.

                                                                                                                                                      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American

                                                                                                                                                      Part of the Wikipedia page for American Wire Gauge. I can't even copy it here because the math stuff is too complicated and can't be rendered in the alt text input field.

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Part of the Wikipedia page for American Wire Gauge. I can't even copy it here because the math stuff is too complicated and can't be rendered in the alt text input field.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                        @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                        @thomholwerda I can’t even comment on AWG because you are patently wrong about Fahrenheit

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                          @caseyliss@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                                                                                                                                          @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                          @caseyliss That site doesn't render for me, much like AWG. 😄

                                                                                                                                                          (By the way, I assume your Mastodon client supports muting threads. If not, I'll edit the original and get your handle out. No need for you to get notification spammed about a silly jab.)

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                            @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                            @thomholwerda Eh, it's fine. We get LITERALLY EVERY OTHER UNIT OF MEASURE wrong — as evidenced by AWG — so I can take my lumps.

                                                                                                                                                            FWIW:

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]woe2you »
                                                                                                                                                              @woe2you@toot.wales

                                                                                                                                                              @caseyliss @thomholwerda Ah yes. Because water freezing at 32 degrees and boiling at 212 degrees is not at all arbitrary and weird.

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                @woe2you @thomholwerda Ah, yes, because when I ask “how is the weather outside" I desire for the response to be "well, water thinks it's very cold”.

                                                                                                                                                                See also:

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                                                                                                                                                  @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                                  @caseyliss @woe2you I live in the Arctic. 0° is a warm, gentle day. 😂

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]bencourtice »
                                                                                                                                                                    @bencourtice@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @caseyliss @woe2you @thomholwerda I prefer Celsius and Kelvin for various reasons, probably really just familiarity tbh, but this is a decent argument for F. I also learned imperial measurements in my previous engineering career and there are some actual good reasons for them which are kind of similar, ie they mean something on the scale of human experience. An inch or a foot: it's an order of magnitude that corresponds to the significant order of magnitude on the human body. You can ask whether the robber was closer to 5' or 6' and it makes sense; were they closer to 1 m or 2 m? everyone laughs at you for asking.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                      @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @bencourtice @woe2you @thomholwerda In my personal estimation, every imperial/American unit is trash except Fahrenheit. That's the only one we got right.

                                                                                                                                                                      (And only for ambient air temperatures. For a car thermostat, for example, °C all day.)

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]woe2you »
                                                                                                                                                                        @woe2you@toot.wales

                                                                                                                                                                        @caseyliss @thomholwerda Yes, it's a sad fact that the rest of the world is completely unable to discuss the weather.

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                          @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                          @woe2you @thomholwerda You're absolutely able to discuss what the water thinks about the weather, but not great at discussing what bodies think of it.

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                                                                                                                                                            @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                                            @caseyliss @woe2you Honestly, that's mostly just down to what you're used to. I live in the Arctic, so the 0°C point is incredibly important to me, and what -40° (we get that here), 10° or 30° feels like is just something you know, just like you do for F.

                                                                                                                                                                            If F made intrinsically more sense for humans than C does, it wouldn't be so utterly bewildering to use for those of us growing up with C, and vice versa. Neither of the scales make intrinsic sense to humans, so given that, the scale based on reasonable observable phenomena that you encounter quite often (freezing/boiling water) makes more sense.

                                                                                                                                                                            That's my take anyway. In the end it doesn't matter, as the two systems rarely interact.

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                              @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                              @thomholwerda @woe2you It's pretty easy:

                                                                                                                                                                              0°F: Really fuckin cold
                                                                                                                                                                              100°F: Really fuckin hot

                                                                                                                                                                              It's a percentage of hotness. Its purpose is literally to intrinsically make sense.

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                                                                                                                                                                @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                                                @caseyliss @woe2you Holy shit Fahrenheit is vibe temperatures.

                                                                                                                                                                                That's the whole deal, isn't it? Y'all want a vibe, while I want a temperature.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                  @thomholwerda I wouldn't describe it that way, but, it's not an entirely unreasonable perspective.

                                                                                                                                                                                  You're shortchanging Fahrenheit by implying it isn't *actually* temperature. It is. And, in fact, the resolution is also far better than °C. I **never** see half-degrees in F, but I always do in C. Because C — for ambient air temps — is wrong and dumb.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Semitones »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @semitones@tiny.tilde.website

                                                                                                                                                                                    @caseyliss @thomholwerda Also for measuring the temperature of a swimming pool. Although for that, half a degree of resolution can make a difference! For example, 82.5 vs 83.0 degF! Although for Celsius I would imagine that .1 degC would be an imperceptible difference, and .5 degC would be too big... yet another reason this guy likes F for measurements that affect human comfort, and Celsius/Kelvin for science.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Bed ⁂ »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @bed@mastodon.au

                                                                                                                                                                                      @caseyliss @thomholwerda it’s not those of us who have grown up with Celsius struggle to communicate temperature with each other. It’s not an issue. We can handle decimals points just fine.

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]George Haritonidis »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @georgeharito@mastodon.au

                                                                                                                                                                                        @caseyliss @thomholwerda I find it highly amusing Casey that you, an American, prefer Metric Weather!

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Old Man in the Shoe »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @jenzi@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                          @thomholwerda @caseyliss @woe2you humans by and large don't live in the arctic - doesn't make sense for units to be based on it

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                            @jenzi @thomholwerda @woe2you This.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Also, while I concede that 32° does seem pretty fuckin arbitrary, it's hilarious to me how difficult it apparently is for °C to remember.

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Stanley Q Woodvine »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @sqwabb@mstdn.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                              @caseyliss @woe2you @thomholwerda Celsius:
                                                                                                                                                                                              0° = water freezes.
                                                                                                                                                                                              100° = water boils.

                                                                                                                                                                                              This seems SO sensible compared to Fahrenheit, which pointlessly puts water freezing (32°) and boiling (212°) of water *exactly* 180° apart.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                @sqwabb @woe2you @thomholwerda Why are you so obsessed with whether water is cold or not

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Stanley Q Woodvine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @sqwabb@mstdn.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @caseyliss @woe2you @thomholwerda Celsius usefully tells everyone at a glance when water will undergo phase changes - from a liquid to a solid and from a liquid to a gas. The former is the difference between rain and snow. Here in Vancouver, 2 cm of rain is nothing but 2 cm of snow is apocalyptic and calls for stocking up on coffee and biscotti!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @sqwabb @woe2you @thomholwerda I didn't realize it was that challenging for you to remember "32”

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Chantaru »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @chantaryu2@pataterie.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @caseyliss @woe2you @thomholwerda if someone in Canada says the weather is below 0, we know to be careful about icy patches. For the rest, we were able to memorize what 25 or 15 feels like just like you were able to memorize what 70 or 85 feels like. SMH.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @chantaryu2 that’s also possible with 32. SMH.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Kevin Bowersox »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @kevinbowersox@social.trom.tf

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @caseyliss @thomholwerda Yes, Fahrenheit is the ONE imperial measure I prefer over the metric, at least when talking about weather.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Casey Liss »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kevinbowersox @thomholwerda exactly this.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Everything else is trash.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Boy Praxis »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @dkub@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The only reason I use Fedora Server is because I like saying, "Oh you can just add that using the COCK PIT web UI"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Jeff Hall - PCIGuru :verified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jbhall56@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The MIT research found that, of more than 300 organizations analyzed, 95% saw zero financial returns for their AI efforts, and even those which were actively using the technology had not seen major changes. semafor.com/article/08/22/2025

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Resolved

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Turns out I still had the following in my translate script:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              #!/bin/bash

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Instead of:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              #!/usr/local/bin/bash

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Now it's working. What a rookie mistake. Thank you @jsph@mstdn.ca ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Anyone running on and tried running the translate userscript ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                              I get the following error when the script is executable and in the following location as the doc says.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              ~/.local/share/qutebrowser/userscripts/translate

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The error:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              15:27:34 ERROR: Userscript '/home/justine/.local/share/qutebrowser/userscripts/translate' failed to start: Child process set up failed: execve: No such file or directory

                                                                                                                                                                                                              https://github.com/AckslD/Qute-Translate/blob/master/translate

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Boosts appreciated ❤️

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Joel Carnat ♑ 🤪 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @joel@gts.tumfatig.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @justine I’d rather use !/usr/bin/env bash and not bother where it is :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @jsph

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Joel Carnat ♑ 🤪 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @joel@gts.tumfatig.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You follow an account because it looks interesting. After a few weeks, it turns out to be not that interesting to you. You unfollow that account and get your timeline back to its previous state.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No harm. No hate. No "hey, come check me back!".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  #Fediverse Social Media at its best.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]:konsti: :villain_heart: Portable doggie 🔜 NFC, FE »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @dogo@pounced-on.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  do trans db admins get on that postgresterone or?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Joy »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  BOING!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]XKCD Bot » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @xkcd@mastodon.com.br

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    #3132 - Coastline Similarity

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Three-panel black-and-white classroom comic.

Panel 1: A teacher points with a stick to a wall map. On the world map, the east coast of South America and the west coast of Africa are traced in red. Text at top reads: “People had long noticed that South America and Africa had similarly-shaped coastlines.”

Panel 2: Same classroom. Two students sit at desks facing the teacher, who stands by the map. Text at top: “In the 20th century, geologists finally found the explanation:”

Panel 3: One of the students raises a hand and speaks; and the teacher interrupts. Dialogue:
Student: “Plagiaris—”
Teacher: “Continental drift.”
Student: “Oh.”

Hidden text: "Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Three-panel black-and-white classroom comic. Panel 1: A teacher points with a stick to a wall map. On the world map, the east coast of South America and the west coast of Africa are traced in red. Text at top reads: “People had long noticed that South America and Africa had similarly-shaped coastlines.” Panel 2: Same classroom. Two students sit at desks facing the teacher, who stands by the map. Text at top: “In the 20th century, geologists finally found the explanation:” Panel 3: One of the students raises a hand and speaks; and the teacher interrupts. Dialogue: Student: “Plagiaris—” Teacher: “Continental drift.” Student: “Oh.” Hidden text: "Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Glenn Seto »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @glennseto@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @xkcd Fully expected the reasons given by the instructor and the student to be reversed, but I guess Munroe's inner chaos goblin had the day off.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jmcunx »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jmcunx@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @xkcd

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Since physicists know the Universe is expanding, this shows its true.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Like the Universe, the Earth is expanding along with it. Only its waistline runs down the center of the Atlantic. As the Earth gets bigger, South America and Africa is moving apart.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That also solves the world map issue Africa wants to fix, just tilt the world to were Africa is either on top or bottom :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]sam henri gold »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        what’s the ifixit repairability score of a lobster? you need all these specialized tools just to get in there and you can’t put the lobster back together after

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]wakest ⁂ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @liaizon@social.wake.st

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @samhenrigold seeing this question boosted by @iFixit without an honest answer by them really broke my little heart

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]iFixit »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @iFixit@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @liaizon @samhenrigold After some testing, we've determined that lobsters are surprisingly easy to disassemble using standard tools (the Jimmy was especially handy here). However, the disassembly was entirely destructive, which means a zero in terms of repairability.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's not all bad, though! Unlike traditional tech, lobsters take very little resources to manufacture and are completely biodegradable. This makes replacement an acceptable alternative to repair in this crustacean's case.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ℒӱḏɩę :blahaj: 💾 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Lydie@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is a popular meme presented as a screenshot of a tweet from the user "Taming Fred Savage" (@FredTaming).

The meme uses a simple, two-line format to create a self-deprecating joke:

**me: [donating body to science]**

**science: [donates my body to goodwill]**

**Explanation of the humor:**

1.  **The Setup:** The first line, "me: [donating body to science]," describes a noble and altruistic act. Donating one's body to science is seen as a valuable contribution to medical research and education.

2.  **The Punchline:** The second line subverts this expectation. "Science" is personified as an entity that receives the body, evaluates it, and finds it so lacking in value that it passes it on to Goodwill.

3.  **The Joke:** Goodwill is a well-known chain of thrift stores that accepts donations of used goods (like clothing, furniture, and household items) to sell. The humor comes from the absurd and insulting idea that a human body would be treated like an unwanted piece of second-hand merchandise, implying the person is so worthless that even science has no use for them.

In short, the meme is a humorous expression of low self-esteem, suggesting that the speaker is useless even after death.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...This is a popular meme presented as a screenshot of a tweet from the user "Taming Fred Savage" (@FredTaming). The meme uses a simple, two-line format to create a self-deprecating joke: **me: [donating body to science]** **science: [donates my body to goodwill]** **Explanation of the humor:** 1. **The Setup:** The first line, "me: [donating body to science]," describes a noble and altruistic act. Donating one's body to science is seen as a valuable contribution to medical research and education. 2. **The Punchline:** The second line subverts this expectation. "Science" is personified as an entity that receives the body, evaluates it, and finds it so lacking in value that it passes it on to Goodwill. 3. **The Joke:** Goodwill is a well-known chain of thrift stores that accepts donations of used goods (like clothing, furniture, and household items) to sell. The humor comes from the absurd and insulting idea that a human body would be treated like an unwanted piece of second-hand merchandise, implying the person is so worthless that even science has no use for them. In short, the meme is a humorous expression of low self-esteem, suggesting that the speaker is useless even after death.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Andrew »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Shivviness@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Quokka eating a leaf timeline cleanse.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "Nom nom nom nom".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Video featuring a quokka, which is a marsupial about the size of a cat, and which looks like a small kangaroo crossed with a gopher, which is brown and has the cutest little boopable nose. It has what looks like a eucalyptus leaf in its front paws, which its chomping away on, and is totally unfazed by the microphone which somebody is holding in front of it's face, and the fact that the camera person is seemingly getting closer and closer to it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Dgar »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @dgar@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              PRESENT Tense 

[Image of a Sea Horse swimming in the ocean]

PAST Tense

[Image of a wooden Saw Horse from a carpenter’s workshop]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...PRESENT Tense [Image of a Sea Horse swimming in the ocean] PAST Tense [Image of a wooden Saw Horse from a carpenter’s workshop]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Retro Librarian »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @LibrarianRA@worldkey.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A 1914 Gay-Ola Soda Advertisement.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              bhamwiki.com/w/Gay-Ola
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              .

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Advertisement is black-and-white. The bottle of soda sits in a man’s hand. It says “keep it on hand“ it also mentions that it was produced in Alabama

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Advertisement is black-and-white. The bottle of soda sits in a man’s hand. It says “keep it on hand“ it also mentions that it was produced in Alabama

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]rob pike »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @robpike@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Today I heard the phrase, "GPT endpoint". Sad to report it didn't mean what I first thought.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Joel Carnat ♑ 🤪 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @joel@gts.tumfatig.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Me reading some tech news: I don’t want 1TB storage of the size of a microSD card, I want affordable 50TB storage of the size and silence of a 2.5" SATA drive… 🙃

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Piotr Smyrak »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @piero@bsd.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @joel This toot has been banging in my head for 2 days!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Emeritus Prof Christopher May »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Meanwhile in Norway.... the taxation of the wealthy has become a key election issue, with the major parties responding to the 'exodus' of the mega rich (upset at a 1% wealth tax) over the last decade.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Even if the centre Left wins, it looks like the tax will be 'reviewed' at the very least.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Which once again poses the Q. of why the ultra-rich who would hardly notice a 1% levy on their wealth get so vexed about its imposition? A Q. of relevance well beyond Oslo.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  h/t FT

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]EveryLibrary »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @everylibrary@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Like, follow, and share if you love libraries!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Then, take action to support libraries at action.everylibrary.org

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Florian Haas »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @xahteiwi@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    — "Can you believe how stupid and primitive the ancient Greeks were? When they didn't know something, they asked an oracle, and they believed whatever it said!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    — "That's nuts. Where was this oracle?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    — "No idea. Let's go ask ChatGPT."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Brian Bilston »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @brianbilston@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Here’s a poem called ‘Roger’s Thesaurus’.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
Roger’s Thesaurus

In order to grow, expand, widen
his lexicological corpus,
Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus.

Soon, presently, without delay,
he no longer ran out of things to say,
speak, utter, express, articulate,
give voice to, pronounce, communicate.

This was all very well, fine, great,
wonderful, super, terrific
but his friends, mates, pals found him
boring, tedious, dull, soporific.

So let this be a warning,
an omen, a sign, a premonition,
it’s all very well to show learning,
education, knowledge, erudition,

but here’s a top tip, a hint,
a suggestion, some advice,
don’t ever let it stop you
from being concise

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt... Roger’s Thesaurus In order to grow, expand, widen his lexicological corpus, Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus. Soon, presently, without delay, he no longer ran out of things to say, speak, utter, express, articulate, give voice to, pronounce, communicate. This was all very well, fine, great, wonderful, super, terrific but his friends, mates, pals found him boring, tedious, dull, soporific. So let this be a warning, an omen, a sign, a premonition, it’s all very well to show learning, education, knowledge, erudition, but here’s a top tip, a hint, a suggestion, some advice, don’t ever let it stop you from being concise

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    brief, short, clear, pithy,
succinct, compendious, to the point,
compact, snappy, laconic.

Breviloquent.                                              


Brian Bilston

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...brief, short, clear, pithy, succinct, compendious, to the point, compact, snappy, laconic. Breviloquent. Brian Bilston

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Cadu Silva :toctoc: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @cadusilva@bolha.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    In brazillian portuguese, LLM means "lero-lero machine" (bullshit machine) and I think that's beautiful :brilhoSparklingStars:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]catraxx :antifa: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @catraxx@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      optical illusion [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Neither ring moves(other than the rotation) or changes size in any way.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Two rings with a color spectrum, which rotates, there are changing arrow in the middle of them, which mess with your brains ability to predict movement

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]spaf »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @spaf@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches.

Caption:
Federal agents show
off a seizure of large 
cache of unlicensed 
weapons

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches. Caption: Federal agents show off a seizure of large cache of unlicensed weapons

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @spaf

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      subway hasn't had this much free publicity since the Jared scandal... once again we need to decide if all publicity is good publicity. ;)

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