Robert
@robert@cornershop.network
Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".
Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?
On this day in 1978, the rainbow flag first flew as a symbol of pride. It was raised at San Francisco Gay Freedom Day.
News out of New York has convinced me of the need to primary established leaders. I am therefore challenging my five-year-old for the governorship of our house.
@simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 Oh no, I now have that stuck in my head 🦀
@catsalad @simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 have you heard RichaadEB’s version?
🔥🔥🔥
@SecurityWriter @catsalad @Viss @da_667
No, but I have now 🙂
I'm waiting for the definative Frutiger Aero aesthetic / Synthwave remix. It's due anytime 😂🖖
@SecurityWriter @catsalad @simonzerafa @da_667 hahahaha wtf, this video is shot at torrey pines here in san diego
Really great work from @rgadellaa compiling a (non-exhaustive!) history of business-critical bugs in Safari.
These bugs heavily impact websites and web apps that are trying to build more sophisticated experiences on the web. They affect a wide variety of platform features which Apple itself claims to be stable and fully-supported. Safari is the *only* major browser that consistently ships bugs this nasty, and especially the only one that leaves them there for years.
https://webventures.rejh.nl/blog/2024/history-of-safari-show-stoppers/#anchor--showstoppers-by-year
@gruber honestly curious what your thoughts are on this. Native vs web has been a preoccupation of yours of late — can you really look at this decade+ of showstopping Safari bugs and argue that it has had no impact on adoption of the web platform on iOS?
@alex My honest thought is that Apple could do better, and I think in recent years has been, but that if this mattered we'd see popular and/or amazing PWAs on Android that aren't available on iOS and that has never once happened.
@gruber I don't buy that. The web isn't an app store where you can list your site for only certain operating systems. People aren't going to build ambitious PWAs when anyone who actually manages to install them on iOS is met with a broken experience.
I agree (and love it!) that Safari's been improving on web standards recently, but this is also the year in which Apple almost killed PWAs with no notice, and has a bug in iOS 18 where keyboards don't show up in PWAs in the EU. So, mixed bag there.
@alex I disagree strongly here, and I think the argument that iOS is holding back mobile web apps is pure wishful thinking from web developers. If awesome web apps were possible on Android we'd see them, even if they didn't work or didn't work as well on iOS. How else do you explain all the excellent iOS-exclusive native apps that can’t and never will run on Android?
@gruber @alex Gruber, I think you are aware that companies/devs will often prioritize iOS. You even say that some of these apps will never make it to Android.
Why, then, would anyone even bother with a web app if it isn't viable on iOS? Is there anyone who then just shrugs and decides to build the web app for Android instead, with (close to) zero percent chance that it will ever work on iOS?
And how do you explain that web apps *are* dominant on desktop where the web is allowed to compete?
(I may personally disagree with @gruber@mastodon.social on many things, upon this I will agree.)
I am begging solarpunk artists to do some back-of-the-envelope math regarding solar irradiance and the heating/cooling/transport/industrial energy requirements of their hypothetical structures before drawing one more lush cityscape filled with greenery instead of 500 square kilometers of solar panels
Like I fully want the lush cityscape too, I just acknowledge that magic glass and cutesy little panels on rooftops are a drop in the bucket when it comes to urban residential density. We gotta carpet a good chunk of the surrounding countryside in solar and wind farms too.
@aphyr yes and! we all need to copy France and mandate a solar roof atop each commercial parking lot. You’ll do especially good in the US.
You cannot even cool, let alone heat, a typical three-story Cincinnati Victorian with rooftop solar. I tried. Barely covered a third of the energy budget.
@aphyr
And we are doing -shockingly- well in terms of actual solar power efficiency even from bad/older ones.
In real world numbers, at the low end cells are 15%, and since that scale absolutely cannot hit 100% ( no perpetual motion machines here), we just aren't getting a 20x increase in output ( since it's scaled from the incoming energy).
@aphyr We need to do more work with mirrors. I think most cities would benefit from growing foodstuffs within, cutting down on transportation energy, meanwhile, just outside the city, massive farms of solar panels generate power for it. This said, some plants need some fucking shade. And so do I! Put some raised panels around parks in town, too. Huge, glorious trees that have right of way over powerlines, that have to keep moving around the tree seem good too.
@MisterStormwing I appreciate this enthusiasm but like power production, agrarian productivity--whether plants in soil or solar powered lights--is strictly limited by surface area.
@MisterStormwing (also please remember that trees shed branches and you do *not* want that over transmission lines)
@aphyr @MisterStormwing Humm I feel like in Europe, most urban power networks are underground. I imagine it’s a big effort, but also that it saves lots of headaches in the long run.
(Long distance cables are above ground here as well.)
@aphyr Interesting. My neighborhood in Philly has a lot of 3-story Victorian houses (most are twins or row homes) and a fair number of folks have done rooftop solar. Is yours a single? I wonder if shared walls add efficiency due to less surface area exposed to the outside. We also have a very high density of tall trees along streets and in backyards that add quite a bit of shade. I’ll have to ask a neighbor how much electric they offset with their solar. You’ve got me curious!
@jonm Mine was not a shared wall, which definitely hurt--even the 1 foot gap between structures allows a fair bit of convective loss. The fundamental challenge is that thermal losses scale with building surface area, whereas power generation scales with roof footprint; above a certain height, power demands will outstrip any rooftop generation. The constant factor challenge, and probably the bigger factor in my particular home, is poor airtightness & insulation in older building stock.
You maybe can, though the capex would be huge (geothermal + tearing every internal wall to put modern insulation). But what might work for a Victorian won’t work for glass walls.
@shay.elkin.io I've been trying this too! Even with the gut rehab, new insulation and windows, this house could probably cover only 15% of its heat pump energy needs in January from rooftop solar. :-(
Shoulda dug a ground loop, but that would have been even more money.
@aphyr @shayelk.in in the UK our rooftop solar contributes basically nothing in the winter. the heat pump uses 30-40kwh a day in January and the solar does 1-2kwh on most days, 5kwh on a good day.
I head canon in panels that are 80% efficient, and lots and lots of wind turbines.
@aphyr @shayelk.in You do have a point. But let's assume that those futuristic buildings have the right insulation, do use things like heat recuperation from other sources, geothermal heat pumps, and figured out a way to store excess in summer for winter. Ammonia as long term storage has been mentioned quite often for example. There's some solid research going on there.
@aphyr I saw Google structures adjacent Moffett Field that have 'dragonscale' solar panels in Dec '23. I think that approach is how urban solar can have a more productive footprint.
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-google-hq-with-dragonscale-solar-panels/
@relache Agreed, but also look at the volume-to-surface-area ratio!
@aphyr so true.
also, when you see that building in person, it's right next to Hanger One, a whole power station that comes off looking like a Godzilla movie set, and the National Full-Scale Aerodynamics Complex wind tunnel facility. Everything there literally exists on a larger scale.
If my quick search for some numbers is correct, we need about 80k km² of solar panels to power the world, which contains about 200k km² im rooftops.
So just rooftop solar should be enough. Although I would also really like solar panels over parking lots and other places that would benefit from some shade.
@mcv Here is a more thorough estimate: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-025-02276-3
Look--I want to emphasize, I am a huge solar nerd. I really want this to work out. I have spent 100,000+ on solar arrays, insulation, and replacing a significantly cheaper (both in capex and opex) boiler system with heat pumps because I believe in reducing net carbon. I have written custom software to graph my generating capacity and heat pump use. I love this shit--and it is not even remotely close to feasible in a Midwest climate.
https://www.sun-ways.ch
https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/06/can-floating-solar-panels-on-a-reservoir-help-the-colorado-river/
(Also, it appears solar can be beneficial to some agricultural purposes: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/crops-under-solar-panels-can-be-a-win-win/ )
@aphyr we just gotta bring the earth a little closer to the sun so we can get a little more energy output ... every time we halve the distance between the earth and the sun we get four times more energy,
@aphyr Simple answer, the solar panels aren't in the cities. Just like we don't have powerplants in the hearts of cities.
have The Talk with your friends:
do your part to counter bullshit fucking propaganda from capitalist scumbags 👍
Edit: this seems to have resonated with a lot of people and I've rejected a lot of nonsense replies or people being contrarian and annoying I don't care if you disagree! Write your own post about it! :')
I remember when they told us laserdisk was inevitable, that betamax was inevitable, that us all switching to a diet of Blue Green Algae was inevitable.
You'll have to forgive me if I stopped believing that phrase means anything at this point.
Since Dovecot 2.4 is dropping replication, I'll definitely need to rework my mail servers and those for BSDMail. I think I'll be going back to Cyrus, which I last used over 20 years ago. The problem is my memories have long faded, so it'll be like studying it again from scratch. And that makes me happy, because it'll be like learning something totally new!
Special thanks to @h3artbl33d for the heads up!
Probably @mwl has some good advice and tips for you.
He also wrote a book who can alleviate your pains 😋
https://www.amazon.it/Run-Your-Own-Mail-Server/dp/1642350788
I read that book while travelling to EuroBSDcon. Totally alleviated my pains - by realizing how much I like #OpenSMTPD
@h3artbl33d @fosdembsd @mwl opensmtpd is great. It Is how a SMTP server should be.
Totally. Six lines of Postfix config are equal to three letters (!) for OpenSMTPD: tls
.
@h3artbl33d @stefano @fosdembsd
opensmtpd has the advantage of being willing to discard support for ancient crap.
Yeah - totally. Slay the Gods. I mean - there is a certain case for the looney bin that is Postfix.
I might be a privileged postmaster - but no legacy crap for me.
@h3artbl33d @stefano @fosdembsd
Postfix is refreshingly light.
Signed, "I extensively edited sendmail.cf by hand."
@mwl @h3artbl33d @fosdembsd I switched from sendmail to exim - then postfix, and it looked like extremely simple (compared to the other two).
When I tried opensmtpd, I couldn't believe it could be that simple...
Exim. Please stop.
@h3artbl33d @mwl @fosdembsd 😅ok ok i will stop here
@stefano @h3artbl33d @mwl @fosdembsd No one will cite qmail?
@xenotar @stefano @mwl @fosdembsd
The original thread was about a Dovecot replacement, not a MTA. I personally don't have experience with qmail and I think I am glad for that.
@stefano I missed that news. Isn't it pretty fundamental for mail import, migration of storage, etc. even ignoring 2-way replication across servers? I never had much joy with the live replication; I ended up with a lot of duplication
Dovecot ripped out replication and made it Pro-only. I personally think that it is pretty poor to 'cripple' the open source version, becoming a Pro subscriber isn't an option for me. I would love to throw some money at it - but Dovecat Pro doesn't support OpenBSD...
I am not switching OSes because of this. Big finger to that.
And yes - there are plenty of alternatives, fortunately.
@h3artbl33d @stefano I see that sync still works as does shared storage, but I agree about it being a slippery slope once you start removing features from FOSS and putting behind a paywall. Especially as "Dovecot Pro is only supported on Linux". So even if I wanted it I couldn't as I #RunBSD
@h3artbl33d @sborrill I'll just follow the same rule I've been following for the last 29 years: when they start removing stuff from the open source version to push you to pay or to change os, I'll just change solution.
I'm happy to pay, but it should be my choice.
@h3artbl33d Does Stalwart support Maildir format?
@ltning @sborrill @stefano
@pertho @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill I can't remember, but I don't think so. I'll retry with Stalwart - the last time I tried it, it wasn't that stable on FreeBSD
@stefano @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill yeah I run Dovecot on my #OpenBSD mail server (with #opensmtpd of course). Will be dreading the 2.4 "upgrade" unless I can find something better.
Perhaps a forked Dovecot is the way forward?
calling me a slur would've been easier
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Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
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407 years ago, the first slaves arrived in Virginia. They were from Angola.
162 years ago, Lincoln declared that all enslsved people in Confederate territories were free.
160 years ago (to the day!), on #Juneteenth, the last enslaved people in the USA were freed.
61 years ago, racial discrimination and segregation were outlawed by the Civil Rights Act.
60 years ago, black Americans finally secured comprehensive electoral protections through the Voting Rights Act.
But:
- 12 years ago, the Supreme Court ruled that states no longer require federal approval for new voting policies. Since then, more than 100 voter suppression laws have been passed across states with histories of discriminatory practices.
- For every dollar earned by a white person in the USA, a black person earns 87 cents.
- White Americans hold 84% of the country’s wealth, while black people hold just 3%.
- Institutional racism remains a serious problem, with black people facing disparities in education, housing, employment, healthcare, and in the criminal justice system.
- Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, three good things that help *everyone*, are under constant attack.
Today is Juneteenth, and it’s a day to celebrate. But I hope all of my white friends can take a moment to consider that however far we think we’ve come with civil rights in this country, it hasn’t been far enough. Every day we see more examples of people in power actively working to undermine fairness and decency while driving increasingly larger wedges between ethnic groups. We have to be better than this. We must refuse to accept this. There is so much work to be done, by all of us.
Gilead has announced that lenacapavir, the game-changing HIV prevention drug just approved by the FDA will cost $28,218 USD per person per year.
Researchers say a generic version could be made for just $25 per person a year.
Capitalism kills.
The cruel medical experiment on a black pregnant woman in Georgia will finally come to an end.
Adriana Smith was declared brain dead at 9 weeks pregnant after an ER sent her home with blood clots in her brain.
The hospital kept her body alive due to Georgia’s abortion ban
Adriana was a nurse who went to the ER due to severe headaches. She was dismissed despite blood clots in her brain and declared brain dead the next day.
Her body was placed on organ & tissue support due to the State’s strict abortion ban.
The family were not asked to consent. They had no say in the matter.
It’s generally not medically indicated to try and keep a body alive for a fetus of that age.
Only a handful of cases exist in the medical literature.
In the 35 cases studied, the median gestational age at time of brain death was 20 weeks, not 9.
27 neonates were born alive, only 8 were described as “healthy”
There was no medical precedent for what happened to Adriana.
In total she spent nearly 4 months on life support, all without her consent or the consent of next of kin.
The baby, Chance, has been born at 1lb 13oz and is in the NICU. Details about his prognosis are not yet known
The costs associated with both Adriana’s ICU stay and Chance’s NICU stay will be astronomical, and it remains to be seen if her family will be forced to pay them.
What we do know is the state forced this birth. The hospital forced this birth.
They won’t be the ones to care for the child, but they stripped Adriana and her family of their autonomy and dignity due to an abortion ban that seeks to control women.
They experimented on her to see if women can be treated as nothing more than vessels for fetuses.
Misogynoir killed Adriana, and then the State opted to experiment on her body.
That’s what happened here.
I’m glad that the baby has been born alive, and we should all hope for a good outcome, but we should be enraged this was allowed to happen in the first place.
My original article about Adriana Smith and medical misogyny looks at the policies of forced birth and what responsibility (if any) the government should have to provide to those it demands be brought into the world.
https://www.disabledginger.com/p/adriana-smith-misogyny-and-the-cruelty
#uspol #fascism #georgia #abortion #abortionishealthcare #roevwade #misogyny #misogynoir #adrianasmith
Phone forensics
Usually law enforcement is very secretive about them analyzing the phones of suspects.
But a forensic lab in #montana is extremely transparent about it. They put the dump of every phone on a public share. Everyone with Internet access can access those dumps.
While I am usually a proponent of government transparency, this takes it a bit too far even for my taste.
Every phone dump is one directory and some case names can be easily connected to crime & death headline news in the U.S.
So for one case I am pretty sure, that I can even say which Sheriff is responsible for that one of the investigations.
I sent that Sheriff an email, i sent him a text message and I even spoke on his voicebox. I even sent him the extraction report from Graykey.
It is really frustrating that I get no response at all. The leak is still open.
The security researcher that found the leak also tried some contacts but had as little success as I do.
I personally believe that this leaks even constitutes a federal crime. Some cases have names ending on CSAM. The security researcher stayed away from any of those and I did not access the files on that server at all.
So does anybody know someone within the #fbi that would give a shit about that. I am getting very tired.
Found online years ago...
The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.
1. The spice is called melange.
2. The spice confers power and longevity.
3. Melange is a French word for variety.
In other words, variety is the spice of life.
Why does no one ever talk about this?
❝But why does Trump want chaos? Many pundits and, I’m sorry to say, all too many Democrats assume that performative cruelty, both in the form of those ICE arrests and in roughing up demonstrators, will work to Trump’s political advantage.
For what it’s worth, that’s not what the available polling says.❞
years ago i stopped looking at consumer reports ratings because, while the investigation part was worth reading, they inevitably focused on some useless or pointless feature as the differentiator they rated by. like if it had a bell or buzzer as end of dryer cycle alert but didn't rate how well the dryer actually and safely dried clothes.
the Democrats seem to have the same gift for fixating on some particular issue or metric that no one but them cares about and completely ignores what drives most potential voters. not shockingly, it's why they've had such an abysmal record at impeding the conservative agenda or TACO.
Anyone have any suggestions for books my 11 year old might appreciate to scratch the Harry Potter itch? They read the first book in school and enjoyed it, wants to read the rest but I've soft blocked them from my home and I don't want to use library resources on them (thus encouraging library to buy more copies...). I know of some good fantasy series but they're a few years out from being able to appreciate them yet...
suggestions for 11 yr old who liked potter first book but that aren't potter?
@paul_ipv6 @etherdiver One set of books you might consider is the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. I suggest them because they are also set in a version of our world that is alongside a fantastical one. Though in this case it's sort of techie fairy elves and dwarves. And the youngster Artemis aims to be a criminal mastermind. I quite enjoyed them.
@paul_ipv6 @etherdiver Diana Wynne Jones: Chronicles of Chrestomanci.
One offs:
Ursula Vernon: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking.
Delia Sherman: Evil Wizard Smallbone.
• Ranger’s Apprentice, John Flanagan
• Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan
• Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
• Narnia, C. S. Lewis
People who rely on a higher authority to tell them what's right and wrong don't actually have a sense of morality. They only understand subservience.
@gwynnion Right? I can't count the number of times I've encountered christians who've said variations of, "I'm a lowly sinner and I can not be relied upon to know what is moral. I can only rely upon the guidance of my god to know what is good."
It's like, wow, you sure are telling on yourself. You're saying that you have shit judgement, empathy, and cognition and need to be told how to be a decent person.
And why should I trust you with anything?
@timberwraith "If god weren't constantly threatening me with eternal torment, I'd be a serial killer, basically. Anyway, how are you? How are the kids?"
@gwynnion 😬 [backs slowly out of the room and runs away screaming]
@gwynnion The scary thing is, and I kid you not, I actually encountered a christian who wrote a blog post that said as much. She literally said that she'd be doing serious violence to others regularly without her religion. Holy shit. What a frightening human being.
@timberwraith @gwynnion Old Penn Jillette quote on atheism:
“The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want?
And my answer is:
I do rape all I want.
And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine.”
What makes OpenBSD so nice is that when you look up how to do a thing, the reaction upon finding out how to do the thing is almost always "oh right, that makes sense".
A spectacular sight 1225m (4019 ft) beneath the waves off Baja California as E/V Nautilus encounters the amazing Halitrephes maasi jelly.
Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D0eyl7-XQA
This is about increasing crop yields and preserving soil quality, you hare-brained Luddites.
@georgetakei so, we're going to start seeing research papers titled "15 amazing ways you never considered to increase crop yield. Number 11 will blow your mind!"
@georgetakei OMG please don't call them luddites! The real luddites were not anti technology, that is propaganda which is used to smear them! They were a pro-worker movement that was violently repressed by the capitalist government.
@georgetakei Hares don't deserve to be compared to these people #speciesism and as others have pointed out luddites weren't anti technology they were anti technology being used to take wealth from the working class
watching "castle" and it still bugs me that they say GSW (which is 5 syllables) as supposedly faster than gun shot wound (3 syllables). lord knows tech has way too many acronyms but really?
@paul_ipv6 k so not to totslly nerd out over this and possibly steer you down a cognitive linguistics rabbit hole, but there is a fascinating field of study surrounding acronym development, usage, and explosive popularity in recent decades
i have long been down the philology and word origin rabbit holes. i suppose the study of acronym creation was inevitable.
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass medical school, so you better start riding a bike and eating healthy now.
True definition of critical infrastructure
at one point in my career, doing backbone for one of the largest ISPs at the time (50-60% of internet traffic), we had routers that were webbing strapped to shelves because we couldn't get rack mount kits for the gear.
i remember walking into 1 wilshire and seeing a CSU/CSU dangling from it's cable in the air in a competitor's rack.
critical infra does not guaranteed robust infra. :)
I haven't done a post on the weirder side of life in Glasgow for a while, so here's a great, if rather surreal, bit of street art I came across today on Park Drive in the West End of Glasgow.
#glasgow #streetart #kelvingrovepark #banana #glasgowstreetart #keepglasgowweird #glasgowtoday #scotland #humour #scottishhumour #glasgowhumour
Where I get my ideas from
@oatmeal Oh goodness yes. I often explain to people that my computer skills are just the result of stubborn patience and a little knowledge of how the systems work. I never show them the room where I make the sacrifices.
@oatmeal of& this reminds me of a story from the Sandman comic. A man kidnapped and imprisoned a greek muse and it was pretty dark.
The Canadian and Mexican governments could set up COVID booster clinics just past the drive-in border crossings, and right near the exits at airports. Require a US passport, charge a service fee of $25, and have a kiosk to let the recipient send a personalized email to RFK Jr.
You know what? As a society, I don't think we have a data privacy problem, actually.
What we truly have is a
consent-respecting problem.
If, as a society and as individuals, we truly respected people's informed and freely given consent, we would not have problems with data privacy at all.
If we culturally improve our consent-respecting practices, we will inevitably understand better how to improve our privacy-respecting practices.
Ask first.
Give options.
Respect people's choices.
Never share without prior permission.
I know this looks like climate nerd stuff but the stakes are actually massive for all of us: accountability on fossil fuel elimination is being wrecked by dodgy math that allows the pretence that trees are re-absorbing the carbon we dig up from underground and move to the atmosphere
@davidaugust Hah! Well, Spanish still follows most other languages in making "left" sound bad in a lot of contexts. In Spanish, the word for left can mean twisted or deceptive. In Latin it's "sinistra/sinistrum" which is "sinister." To be "ambidextrous" is to be literally right-handed in both hands.
Can you tell I'm a lefty? :)
@briankrebs @davidaugust My father was made to use his right hand at school (he favoured left), had illegible writing & always said he was ambisinistrous.
@annehargreaves @briankrebs @davidaugust
My uncle was forced to write using his right hand, and it caused him to have a speech impediment.
Luckily he grew out of it later on (not sure if he defaulted back to using his left hand - i never saw him write anything).
@chewie @annehargreaves @davidaugust Ugh. I've never enjoyed writing by hand, and got Ds in penmanship throughout grade school. The problem is lefties have to push the pen/pencil across the page, which makes writing cursive challenging (it's more of a pull thing). And of course, your writing hand gets covered in ink/graphite. Consequently, a great many lefties only write in print.
The word 'god' underwent a gender change.
It comes from the Proto-Germanic noun *gudan, which is reconstructed as neuter, based on Old English, Old Norse and Gothic - encompassing West, North and East Germanic - where its descendants still had a grammatically neuter form.
The masculine gender of the descendants of *gudan was introduced by Christianity.
Click my graphic to learn more.
This week's comic: A dangerous invasion of warblers, orioles, and hummingbirds
@jensorensen
Hey, but don't blame only Mexicans and South-americans; there's also the Canadian geese. And believe me, you better be scared of them, they can be aggressive :D :D :D
Holy shit, they picked an American pope? Do they not know what we get up to over here? Fuuuccckk.
And he's from Chicago? They're never going to shut up about this. Someone there is already selling deep dish pope pizza for sure.
pope dogs too. count on it.
@paul_ipv6 @the_etrain Ketchup on hot dogs is now a sin
Every US institution should keep a copy of this letter around, for use as a template when the Trump Administration sends a letter full of ridiculous and illegal demands
More soy toots: when you buy soy sauce look at the ingredient list and label.
If it has ‘hydrolyzed soy protein’, it’ll be roughly the same quality as ‘cheap Chinese restaurant takeout soy sauce packets’. Soy sauce made from chemical processes. It doesn’t taste good to me and is usually amped up with sugar.
If it just says ‘soy beans’, and the label says ‘naturally brewed’ or ‘naturally fermented’ or ‘first draw soy sauce’ it will be pretty good.
Trump has now mentioned getting himself elected Pope several times in the last week, which means that the Vatican is in for years of frivilous lawsuits, death threats against Cardinals, and even weirder-than-usual papal conspiracy theories when the white smoke goes up and it's someone else on the balcony.
Personally, I am not running for Pope, but if elected, I will accept and serve just long enough for my papal name to be forever on the record as Pope Clumsy I.
If Trump *does* manage to get elected pope, his revenge powers will expand from mere executive orders and DoJ investigations to an actual Inquisition.
@mattblaze Not to mention eternal torment in the fires of hell.
@timbray @mattblaze This is why I'd go for Pope Innoncent ++. I feel like it's the equivalent of a pre-emptive personal pardon.
excommunication, holy wars, pope mobile as golf cart. he won't know what to abuse first.
@paul_ipv6 @mattblaze Infallibility
@mattblaze Not only that but he’ll be able to sell both pardons and dispensations!
@mattblaze I claim Pope Perilous I. I shall ride a papal e-bike.
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@steter @mattblaze We've elected the most delusional ego to office. He's that drunk guy at the end of the bar who says "I COULD BE THE POPE. I'D BE A GREAT POPE" and then "I COULD BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, THE BEST NFL QUARTERBACK" and then "I AM THE BEST OPERA SINGER, I SHOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS OPERA STAR"
"imagine how cool you'd look in an evil knieval red white & blue jumpsuit, shooting over the canyon"
@paul_ipv6 @mattblaze @ai6yr @steter
@stablehorde_generator draw for me the president of the United States in an evil knevil jumpsuit shooting over the Grand Canyon on a Harley Davidson
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