Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Jess Rose »
@jessie@mastodon.social

Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".

Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?

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[?]Vagina Museum »
@vagina_museum@masto.ai

On this day in 1978, the rainbow flag first flew as a symbol of pride. It was raised at San Francisco Gay Freedom Day.

A person stands supporting the bottom of a huge flag being hoisted. The flag is a rainbow with eight stripes of pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo and violet.

Alt...A person stands supporting the bottom of a huge flag being hoisted. The flag is a rainbow with eight stripes of pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo and violet.

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[?]Saethelred the Unsteady »
@SethRudy@c18.masto.host

News out of New York has convinced me of the need to primary established leaders. I am therefore challenging my five-year-old for the governorship of our house.

[?]Viss »
@Viss@mastodon.social

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[?]CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

@Viss @da_667 🦅

If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around on the sky, everyone with a small dog will leave.

Alt...If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around on the sky, everyone with a small dog will leave.

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    [?]Simon Zerafa »
    @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

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    [?]CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
    @catsalad@infosec.exchange

    @simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 Oh no, I now have that stuck in my head 🦀

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      [?]Security Writer »
      @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange

      @catsalad @simonzerafa @Viss @da_667 have you heard RichaadEB’s version?

      youtu.be/fGt6qezSIBw

      🔥🔥🔥

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        [?]Simon Zerafa »
        @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

        @SecurityWriter @catsalad @Viss @da_667

        No, but I have now 🙂

        I'm waiting for the definative Frutiger Aero aesthetic / Synthwave remix. It's due anytime 😂🖖

          [?]Viss »
          @Viss@mastodon.social

          @SecurityWriter @catsalad @simonzerafa @da_667 hahahaha wtf, this video is shot at torrey pines here in san diego

            [?]Alex Guyot »
            @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

            Really great work from @rgadellaa compiling a (non-exhaustive!) history of business-critical bugs in Safari.

            These bugs heavily impact websites and web apps that are trying to build more sophisticated experiences on the web. They affect a wide variety of platform features which Apple itself claims to be stable and fully-supported. Safari is the *only* major browser that consistently ships bugs this nasty, and especially the only one that leaves them there for years.

            webventures.rejh.nl/blog/2024/

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              [?]Alex Guyot »
              @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

              @gruber honestly curious what your thoughts are on this. Native vs web has been a preoccupation of yours of late — can you really look at this decade+ of showstopping Safari bugs and argue that it has had no impact on adoption of the web platform on iOS?

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                [?]John Gruber »
                @gruber@mastodon.social

                @alex My honest thought is that Apple could do better, and I think in recent years has been, but that if this mattered we'd see popular and/or amazing PWAs on Android that aren't available on iOS and that has never once happened.

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                  [?]Alex Guyot »
                  @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

                  @gruber I don't buy that. The web isn't an app store where you can list your site for only certain operating systems. People aren't going to build ambitious PWAs when anyone who actually manages to install them on iOS is met with a broken experience.

                  I agree (and love it!) that Safari's been improving on web standards recently, but this is also the year in which Apple almost killed PWAs with no notice, and has a bug in iOS 18 where keyboards don't show up in PWAs in the EU. So, mixed bag there.

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                    [?]John Gruber »
                    @gruber@mastodon.social

                    @alex I disagree strongly here, and I think the argument that iOS is holding back mobile web apps is pure wishful thinking from web developers. If awesome web apps were possible on Android we'd see them, even if they didn't work or didn't work as well on iOS. How else do you explain all the excellent iOS-exclusive native apps that can’t and never will run on Android?

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                      [?]Roderick Gadellaa »
                      @rgadellaa@mastodon.social

                      @gruber @alex Gruber, I think you are aware that companies/devs will often prioritize iOS. You even say that some of these apps will never make it to Android.

                      Why, then, would anyone even bother with a web app if it isn't viable on iOS? Is there anyone who then just shrugs and decides to build the web app for Android instead, with (close to) zero percent chance that it will ever work on iOS?

                      And how do you explain that web apps *are* dominant on desktop where the web is allowed to compete?

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                        [?]Robert »
                        @robert@cornershop.network

                        @alex@macstories.net @gruber Were I given the choice of a craft/curated native app versus the generic PWA, as a user a I will always lean towards the platform-first native app, every time.

                        (I may personally disagree with @gruber@mastodon.social on many things, upon this I will agree.)

                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                          @aphyr@woof.group

                          I am begging solarpunk artists to do some back-of-the-envelope math regarding solar irradiance and the heating/cooling/transport/industrial energy requirements of their hypothetical structures before drawing one more lush cityscape filled with greenery instead of 500 square kilometers of solar panels

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                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                          @aphyr@woof.group

                          Like I fully want the lush cityscape too, I just acknowledge that magic glass and cutesy little panels on rooftops are a drop in the bucket when it comes to urban residential density. We gotta carpet a good chunk of the surrounding countryside in solar and wind farms too.

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                          [?]Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: »
                          @janl@narrativ.es

                          @aphyr yes and! we all need to copy France and mandate a solar roof atop each commercial parking lot. You’ll do especially good in the US.

                            [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                            @aphyr@woof.group

                            You cannot even cool, let alone heat, a typical three-story Cincinnati Victorian with rooftop solar. I tried. Barely covered a third of the energy budget.

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                            [?]Oggie »
                            @Oggie@woof.group

                            @aphyr
                            And we are doing -shockingly- well in terms of actual solar power efficiency even from bad/older ones.

                            In real world numbers, at the low end cells are 15%, and since that scale absolutely cannot hit 100% ( no perpetual motion machines here), we just aren't getting a 20x increase in output ( since it's scaled from the incoming energy).

                              [?]MisterStormwing »
                              @MisterStormwing@jorts.horse

                              @aphyr We need to do more work with mirrors. I think most cities would benefit from growing foodstuffs within, cutting down on transportation energy, meanwhile, just outside the city, massive farms of solar panels generate power for it. This said, some plants need some fucking shade. And so do I! Put some raised panels around parks in town, too. Huge, glorious trees that have right of way over powerlines, that have to keep moving around the tree seem good too.

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                                [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                @aphyr@woof.group

                                @MisterStormwing I appreciate this enthusiasm but like power production, agrarian productivity--whether plants in soil or solar powered lights--is strictly limited by surface area.

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                                  [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                  @aphyr@woof.group

                                  @MisterStormwing (also please remember that trees shed branches and you do *not* want that over transmission lines)

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                                    [?]Felix Frank »
                                    @felixf@chaos.social

                                    @aphyr @MisterStormwing Humm I feel like in Europe, most urban power networks are underground. I imagine it’s a big effort, but also that it saves lots of headaches in the long run.

                                    (Long distance cables are above ground here as well.)

                                      [?]Jon Moore »
                                      @jonm@hachyderm.io

                                      @aphyr Interesting. My neighborhood in Philly has a lot of 3-story Victorian houses (most are twins or row homes) and a fair number of folks have done rooftop solar. Is yours a single? I wonder if shared walls add efficiency due to less surface area exposed to the outside. We also have a very high density of tall trees along streets and in backyards that add quite a bit of shade. I’ll have to ask a neighbor how much electric they offset with their solar. You’ve got me curious!

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                                        [?]Jon Moore »
                                        @jonm@hachyderm.io

                                        @aphyr Would you choose to do solar again, knowing you’d only offset and not replace electricity from the grid?

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                                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                          @aphyr@woof.group

                                          @jonm Oh yeah, 100%. I'm working on a high-efficiency all-electric project now, and putting in solar as soon as I have the money for it.

                                            [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                            @aphyr@woof.group

                                            @jonm Mine was not a shared wall, which definitely hurt--even the 1 foot gap between structures allows a fair bit of convective loss. The fundamental challenge is that thermal losses scale with building surface area, whereas power generation scales with roof footprint; above a certain height, power demands will outstrip any rooftop generation. The constant factor challenge, and probably the bigger factor in my particular home, is poor airtightness & insulation in older building stock.

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                                              [?]Jay Stephens »
                                              @jaystephens@mastodon.social

                                              @aphyr @jonm
                                              Yeah I'm in a similar place from a very different starting point (1908 wooden settler's cottage, Australia).
                                              To stay cool in the summer on rooftop solar, I'd need to make so many changes to fix up airtightness and insulation that it wouldn't really be the same building anymore 😓

                                                [?]Shay »
                                                @shayelk.in@bsky.brid.gy

                                                You maybe can, though the capex would be huge (geothermal + tearing every internal wall to put modern insulation). But what might work for a Victorian won’t work for glass walls.

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                                                [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                @aphyr@woof.group

                                                @shay.elkin.io I've been trying this too! Even with the gut rehab, new insulation and windows, this house could probably cover only 15% of its heat pump energy needs in January from rooftop solar. :-(

                                                Shoulda dug a ground loop, but that would have been even more money.

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                                                  [?]vksxypants »
                                                  @vksxypants@mastodon.social

                                                  @aphyr @shayelk.in in the UK our rooftop solar contributes basically nothing in the winter. the heat pump uses 30-40kwh a day in January and the solar does 1-2kwh on most days, 5kwh on a good day.

                                                  I head canon in panels that are 80% efficient, and lots and lots of wind turbines.

                                                    [?]Joris Meys »
                                                    @JorisMeys@mstdn.social

                                                    @aphyr @shayelk.in You do have a point. But let's assume that those futuristic buildings have the right insulation, do use things like heat recuperation from other sources, geothermal heat pumps, and figured out a way to store excess in summer for winter. Ammonia as long term storage has been mentioned quite often for example. There's some solid research going on there.

                                                    research.csiro.au/hydrogenfsp/

                                                      [?]Tattooed Alchemist ⚗️ »
                                                      @relache@woof.group

                                                      @aphyr I saw Google structures adjacent Moffett Field that have 'dragonscale' solar panels in Dec '23. I think that approach is how urban solar can have a more productive footprint.

                                                      goodnewsnetwork.org/new-google

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                                                        [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                        @aphyr@woof.group

                                                        @relache Agreed, but also look at the volume-to-surface-area ratio!

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                                                          [?]Tattooed Alchemist ⚗️ »
                                                          @relache@woof.group

                                                          @aphyr so true.

                                                          also, when you see that building in person, it's right next to Hanger One, a whole power station that comes off looking like a Godzilla movie set, and the National Full-Scale Aerodynamics Complex wind tunnel facility. Everything there literally exists on a larger scale.

                                                            [?]Martijn Vos »
                                                            @mcv@friendica.opensocial.space

                                                            @aphyr

                                                            If my quick search for some numbers is correct, we need about 80k km² of solar panels to power the world, which contains about 200k km² im rooftops.

                                                            So just rooftop solar should be enough. Although I would also really like solar panels over parking lots and other places that would benefit from some shade.

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                                                              [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                              @aphyr@woof.group

                                                              @mcv Here is a more thorough estimate: nature.com/articles/s41558-025

                                                              Look--I want to emphasize, I am a huge solar nerd. I really want this to work out. I have spent 100,000+ on solar arrays, insulation, and replacing a significantly cheaper (both in capex and opex) boiler system with heat pumps because I believe in reducing net carbon. I have written custom software to graph my generating capacity and heat pump use. I love this shit--and it is not even remotely close to feasible in a Midwest climate.

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                                                                [?]Robert »
                                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                @mcv@friendica.opensocial.space @aphyr@woof.group There is a Swiss company that is working to install solar panels between the rails of train lines, making use of otherwise unused space. There have also been several discussions about how best to deploy panels over uncovered aqueducts (both improving the efficiency of the panel, and reducing evaporation), which unfortunately has yet to occur.

                                                                https://www.sun-ways.ch
                                                                https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/06/can-floating-solar-panels-on-a-reservoir-help-the-colorado-river/

                                                                (Also, it appears solar can be beneficial to some agricultural purposes: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/crops-under-solar-panels-can-be-a-win-win/ )

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                                                                  [?]azul& »
                                                                  @typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt

                                                                  @aphyr we just gotta bring the earth a little closer to the sun so we can get a little more energy output ... every time we halve the distance between the earth and the sun we get four times more energy,

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                                                                    [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                                    @aphyr@woof.group

                                                                    @typeswitch ahahaha I was heading RIGHT there, thank you

                                                                      [?]Rexx Deane 🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                      @rexxdeane@mastodon.online

                                                                      @aphyr Simple answer, the solar panels aren't in the cities. Just like we don't have powerplants in the hearts of cities.

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                                                                        [?]sus »
                                                                        @sus@timeloop.cafe

                                                                        @aphyr i figure they’re using geothermal for as much of the power as possible

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                                                                          [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                                          @aphyr@woof.group

                                                                          @sus maybe it should be "geopunk" :-D

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                                                                            [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                                            @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                                            have The Talk with your friends:

                                                                            • no, artificial intelligence isn't real now, nor is it just around the corner
                                                                            • we need laws to prevent capitalists using LLMs to try to circumvent labor laws; we don't need laws to stop "rogue AI" because that's sci-fi bullshit with absolutely no bearing on reality
                                                                            • no, "ai" is not "inevitable" -- the bullshit word extruders that are being positioned as the next big thing right now are snake oil garbage, and not even profitable snake oil garbage, and there's no path to develop them into anything else because that's just how they work
                                                                            • if you hear someone talking about how "ai" is going to change everything, treat them the same way you'd treat a scientologist talking about whatever the fuck scientologists believe in: it is bullshit cult nonsense for marks and rubes
                                                                            • remind them to ponder the question of "cui bono" -- who benefits from the narrative that "ai" is the "next big thing"? the answer: mostly filthy rich american fascists, filthy rich chip manufacturers, filthy rich data center operators, and filthy rich silicon valley entrepreneurs

                                                                            do your part to counter bullshit fucking propaganda from capitalist scumbags 👍

                                                                            Edit: this seems to have resonated with a lot of people and I've rejected a lot of nonsense replies or people being contrarian and annoying :dancing_baby: I don't care if you disagree! Write your own post about it! :')

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                                                                            [?]H🏳️‍🌈NK »
                                                                            @Hunko@woof.group

                                                                            @dumpsterqueer

                                                                            I remember when they told us laserdisk was inevitable, that betamax was inevitable, that us all switching to a diet of Blue Green Algae was inevitable.

                                                                            You'll have to forgive me if I stopped believing that phrase means anything at this point.

                                                                              [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                                              @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                                              the state of this reply :') it reads like he got an llm to "summarize" my post and then responded to the summary 🤡

                                                                              Some "ai" booster weirdo is trying to gotcha me but he's selectively reading and putting words in my mouth. Pathetic.

                                                                              Alt...Some "ai" booster weirdo is trying to gotcha me but he's selectively reading and putting words in my mouth. Pathetic.

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                                                                              [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                                              @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                                              pretty funny stuff

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                                                                              [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                                              @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                                              another funny one :') okay :danny_thumbs_up:

                                                                              Someone writing blah blah "ai" is inevitable blah blah you'll be unemployed if you don't use it, in a reply to me.

                                                                              Alt...Someone writing blah blah "ai" is inevitable blah blah you'll be unemployed if you don't use it, in a reply to me.

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                                                                              [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: »
                                                                              @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                                                              roko's basilisk isn't going to fuck you, guys... he's just not that into you

                                                                              [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                              Since Dovecot 2.4 is dropping replication, I'll definitely need to rework my mail servers and those for BSDMail. I think I'll be going back to Cyrus, which I last used over 20 years ago. The problem is my memories have long faded, so it'll be like studying it again from scratch. And that makes me happy, because it'll be like learning something totally new!

                                                                              Special thanks to @h3artbl33d for the heads up!

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                                                                                [?]fosdembsd »
                                                                                @fosdembsd@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                @stefano @h3artbl33d

                                                                                Probably @mwl has some good advice and tips for you.
                                                                                He also wrote a book who can alleviate your pains 😋

                                                                                amazon.it/Run-Your-Own-Mail-Se

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                                                                                  [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                  @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                  @fosdembsd @stefano @mwl

                                                                                  I read that book while travelling to EuroBSDcon. Totally alleviated my pains - by realizing how much I like :flan_hacker:

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                                                                                    [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                    @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                    @h3artbl33d @fosdembsd @mwl opensmtpd is great. It Is how a SMTP server should be.

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                                                                                      [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                      @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                      @stefano @fosdembsd @mwl

                                                                                      Totally. Six lines of Postfix config are equal to three letters (!) for OpenSMTPD: tls.

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                                                                                        [?]Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire: »
                                                                                        @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                        @h3artbl33d @stefano @fosdembsd

                                                                                        opensmtpd has the advantage of being willing to discard support for ancient crap. :flan_royal:

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                                                                                          [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                          @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                          @mwl @stefano @fosdembsd

                                                                                          Yeah - totally. Slay the Gods. I mean - there is a certain case for the looney bin that is Postfix.

                                                                                          I might be a privileged postmaster - but no legacy crap for me.

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                                                                                            [?]Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire: »
                                                                                            @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                            @h3artbl33d @stefano @fosdembsd

                                                                                            Postfix is refreshingly light.

                                                                                            Signed, "I extensively edited sendmail.cf by hand." :flan_strong: :flan_tongue:

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                                                                                              [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                              @mwl @h3artbl33d @fosdembsd I switched from sendmail to exim - then postfix, and it looked like extremely simple (compared to the other two).
                                                                                              When I tried opensmtpd, I couldn't believe it could be that simple...

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                                                                                                [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                @stefano @mwl @fosdembsd

                                                                                                Exim. Please stop.

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                                                                                                  [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                  @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                  @h3artbl33d @mwl @fosdembsd 😅ok ok i will stop here

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                                                                                                    [?]Xenotar »
                                                                                                    @xenotar@mastodon.social

                                                                                                    @stefano @h3artbl33d @mwl @fosdembsd No one will cite qmail?

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                                                                                                      [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                      @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                      @xenotar @stefano @mwl @fosdembsd

                                                                                                      The original thread was about a Dovecot replacement, not a MTA. I personally don't have experience with qmail and I think I am glad for that.

                                                                                                        [?]Stephen Borrill »
                                                                                                        @sborrill@justfollow.me.uk

                                                                                                        @stefano I missed that news. Isn't it pretty fundamental for mail import, migration of storage, etc. even ignoring 2-way replication across servers? I never had much joy with the live replication; I ended up with a lot of duplication

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                                                                                                          [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                          @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                          @sborrill @stefano

                                                                                                          Dovecot ripped out replication and made it Pro-only. I personally think that it is pretty poor to 'cripple' the open source version, becoming a Pro subscriber isn't an option for me. I would love to throw some money at it - but Dovecat Pro doesn't support OpenBSD...

                                                                                                          I am not switching OSes because of this. Big finger to that.

                                                                                                          And yes - there are plenty of alternatives, fortunately.

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                                                                                                            [?]Stephen Borrill »
                                                                                                            @sborrill@justfollow.me.uk

                                                                                                            @h3artbl33d @stefano I see that sync still works as does shared storage, but I agree about it being a slippery slope once you start removing features from FOSS and putting behind a paywall. Especially as "Dovecot Pro is only supported on Linux". So even if I wanted it I couldn't as I

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                                                                                                              [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                              @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                              @sborrill @stefano

                                                                                                              That! Can't even shout "take my money" because it means I would need to migrate to a different OS entirely.

                                                                                                              Yeah sorry, nope. Never going to happen. Either I or not use computers at all.

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                                                                                                                [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                @h3artbl33d @sborrill I'll just follow the same rule I've been following for the last 29 years: when they start removing stuff from the open source version to push you to pay or to change os, I'll just change solution.
                                                                                                                I'm happy to pay, but it should be my choice.

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                                                                                                                  [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                                  @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                  @stefano @sborrill

                                                                                                                  Totally - and it was one of the Big Promises Of FLOSS.

                                                                                                                  Speaking about FLOSS, here is a segue to our sponsor Oral-B.

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                                                                                                                    [?]ltning »
                                                                                                                    @ltning@pleroma.anduin.net

                                                                                                                    @h3artbl33d @sborrill @stefano Wow I've missed this. Time to fork it? This is disgusting.

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                                                                                                                      [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                                      @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                      @ltning @sborrill @stefano

                                                                                                                      My personal plan is to check whether I can use Stalwart for "just" IMAP (and JMAP probably) and leave the rest for OpenSMTPD.

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                                                                                                                        [?]Tom »
                                                                                                                        @pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                        @h3artbl33d Does Stalwart support Maildir format?
                                                                                                                        @ltning @sborrill @stefano

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                                                                                                                          [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                          @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                          @pertho @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill I can't remember, but I don't think so. I'll retry with Stalwart - the last time I tried it, it wasn't that stable on FreeBSD

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                                                                                                                            [?]Tom »
                                                                                                                            @pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                            @stefano @h3artbl33d @ltning @sborrill yeah I run Dovecot on my mail server (with of course). Will be dreading the 2.4 "upgrade" unless I can find something better.

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                                                                                                                              [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve: »
                                                                                                                              @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                              @pertho @stefano @ltning @sborrill

                                                                                                                              I think that one of the OpenBSD devs was already working on an IMAP server - not sure though.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social @ltning@anduin.net Looking at their site's documentation, Stalwart is an all-or-nothing package. Their mail storage format looks to be proprietary BLOBs, and there appears to be no way to use a different MTA or spam solution.

                                                                                                                                Perhaps a forked Dovecot is the way forward?

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  calling me a slur would've been easier

                                                                                                                                  a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

                                                                                                                                  Alt...a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  post cunt

                                                                                                                                  Anonymous asked: post cunt
10001 gecs: im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Anonymous asked: post cunt 10001 gecs: im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  grope-nheimer

                                                                                                                                  I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said.

                                                                                                                                  I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it

                                                                                                                                  Alt...I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  rorschach test

                                                                                                                                  You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

                                                                                                                                  Alt...You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  tricky dick

                                                                                                                                  Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  testicle refund

                                                                                                                                  gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

Screenshot of a receipt showing a refund for 116.20.

Testicle refund

                                                                                                                                  Alt...gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck. they billed me for three?? three balls??? Screenshot of a receipt showing a refund for 116.20. Testicle refund

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  tiramisu

                                                                                                                                  Call her tiramisu the way she’s full of espresso and lady fingers

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Call her tiramisu the way she’s full of espresso and lady fingers

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  bill and ted

                                                                                                                                  My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever 

Still of bill and ted playing air guitar captioned "they are leaving samsara for sure"

                                                                                                                                  Alt...My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever Still of bill and ted playing air guitar captioned "they are leaving samsara for sure"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  tes THDPSSSSPS

                                                                                                                                  The title from the poster of the movie the odyssey, where text is styled using Greek letters which superficially resemble English ones but are not the same letter

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

Photo of a cute tuxedo cat coming. What did you say

                                                                                                                                  Alt...The title from the poster of the movie the odyssey, where text is styled using Greek letters which superficially resemble English ones but are not the same letter tes THDPSSSSPS 💜 Photo of a cute tuxedo cat coming. What did you say

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  the information withholder

                                                                                                                                  they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

                                                                                                                                  Alt...they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  salem witch premium

                                                                                                                                  We're sorry, your salem witch trial has expired. Please upgrade to salem witch premium now

                                                                                                                                  Alt...We're sorry, your salem witch trial has expired. Please upgrade to salem witch premium now

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  the fox and mole

                                                                                                                                  singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

                                                                                                                                  Alt...singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew (with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  horseified

                                                                                                                                  overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"

                                                                                                                                  Alt...overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  buttons that go hard

                                                                                                                                  Photo of a pack of button badges, presumably for gender reveal parties. They say girl or boy? Just here for the sex, team boy and team girl

these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

Two of the badges are pinned to a jacket. Girl or boy? And just here for the sex. The person also has a patch saying "lesbian boyfriend"

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Photo of a pack of button badges, presumably for gender reveal parties. They say girl or boy? Just here for the sex, team boy and team girl these buttons from the dying party city go so hard Two of the badges are pinned to a jacket. Girl or boy? And just here for the sex. The person also has a patch saying "lesbian boyfriend"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  jfk

                                                                                                                                  JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. He¹ was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port.

1. Historical pronoun.

The modern consensus is that his¹ head just did that.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. He¹ was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port. 1. Historical pronoun. The modern consensus is that his¹ head just did that.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  hedgehog

                                                                                                                                  Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now? Hedgehog: no

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  flawless praxis

                                                                                                                                  Javert is one of the funniest characters ever like. Man really is so black and white that once he processed that ACAB he really went…. ‘I am cop,,, therefore,,, I am bastard,,, therefore,,,’ only to then immediately address this by throwing himself off a bridge. Flawless praxis tbh

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Javert is one of the funniest characters ever like. Man really is so black and white that once he processed that ACAB he really went…. ‘I am cop,,, therefore,,, I am bastard,,, therefore,,,’ only to then immediately address this by throwing himself off a bridge. Flawless praxis tbh

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  Stephanie

                                                                                                                                  Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.

Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.

gender reveal party but the reveal is for who the gender belongs to

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive. I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something. Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway. gender reveal party but the reveal is for who the gender belongs to

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  Copious piss [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                  welcome to the pee pee palace

                                                                                                                                  An event happened to me tonight 

Screenshotted chat

I took the train home from music box and I decided to be lazy so I got in the elevator and only when I was inside and the door was closing did I see a man in there, kind of in the front corner where I couldn't see and
He looked kind of normal so I didn't back out or anything. Then the doors closed and he said "welcome to the pee pee palace"
NFBFIDNFJSKSNS
And a jolt of fear moved my gut because I was so sure I was about to see penis
But then I realized the entire bottom of the elevator was just saturated with piss
A true dark comedy
And when I looked up at him in horror he said "don't look at me, I didn't do it, I'm just a guest."

I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh” 

But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation: 
Welcome to the pee pee palace.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...An event happened to me tonight Screenshotted chat I took the train home from music box and I decided to be lazy so I got in the elevator and only when I was inside and the door was closing did I see a man in there, kind of in the front corner where I couldn't see and He looked kind of normal so I didn't back out or anything. Then the doors closed and he said "welcome to the pee pee palace" NFBFIDNFJSKSNS And a jolt of fear moved my gut because I was so sure I was about to see penis But then I realized the entire bottom of the elevator was just saturated with piss A true dark comedy And when I looked up at him in horror he said "don't look at me, I didn't do it, I'm just a guest." I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh” But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation: Welcome to the pee pee palace.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  hotel art

                                                                                                                                  hotel chain hears the meme about hotel art being basic and decides to switch things up. you open the door to your room and marina abramovic is sitting there

                                                                                                                                  Alt...hotel chain hears the meme about hotel art being basic and decides to switch things up. you open the door to your room and marina abramovic is sitting there

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  medieval groupchat

                                                                                                                                  in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it

#the fyrste roul of inglesh is too hauvve fonne and to thine owne sylf be truoel (via @grand-theft-carbohydrates)

                                                                                                                                  Alt...in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it #the fyrste roul of inglesh is too hauvve fonne and to thine owne sylf be truoel (via @grand-theft-carbohydrates)

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  elon musk

                                                                                                                                  elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

Screenshot showing the date this post was made, which was 15th July 2018. Illustrated by a wizened, exhausted cartoon

                                                                                                                                  Alt...elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans Screenshot showing the date this post was made, which was 15th July 2018. Illustrated by a wizened, exhausted cartoon

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  top gun

                                                                                                                                  top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

                                                                                                                                  Alt...top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  ancient persian poet

                                                                                                                                  ancient persian poet within first 15 minutes of being dropped in the 21st century and handed a smart phone, commenting on some woman's instagram reel: I would take off my finest coat, and make slippers from its silk, so that I could gift them to you, so that every single morning, the first thing you do is step on me.

I've used this

Did it work?

                                                                                                                                  Alt...ancient persian poet within first 15 minutes of being dropped in the 21st century and handed a smart phone, commenting on some woman's instagram reel: I would take off my finest coat, and make slippers from its silk, so that I could gift them to you, so that every single morning, the first thing you do is step on me. I've used this Did it work?

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  climbing up this incline again alone

                                                                                                                                  sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

                                                                                                                                  Alt...sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me holy shit is that kate bush

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  one guard lies

                                                                                                                                  One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

                                                                                                                                  Alt...One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  whimsical idiot boyfriend

                                                                                                                                  middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

                                                                                                                                  Alt...middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
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                                                                                                                                  shipping discourse

                                                                                                                                  square all worthy: guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

"Hey, everyone, welcome back. Our first box today is a Uline nine by five by four. Single piece of clear shipping tape over the top, two inch, and the UPS label nicely centered. No edge tape, and you know, that's fine. This box is pretty light, I'd say under a pound, and taped edges don't really add much stability here. Let's open it up and see what we've got for dunnage...okay, half-inch bubble wrap, that's unusual in a box of this size." 

pip says hi: Sometimes a post throws into perspective just how much niche knowledge you possess.

I read this, and I can tell from the “review” that the package was NOT shipped by a professional. 

One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch. It’s MUCH easier to seal boxes with, especially around the edges. Two inch is what you can buy from office depot or lowe’s. It’s fine for moving house, but it’s definitely not professional grade.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...square all worthy: guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes "Hey, everyone, welcome back. Our first box today is a Uline nine by five by four. Single piece of clear shipping tape over the top, two inch, and the UPS label nicely centered. No edge tape, and you know, that's fine. This box is pretty light, I'd say under a pound, and taped edges don't really add much stability here. Let's open it up and see what we've got for dunnage...okay, half-inch bubble wrap, that's unusual in a box of this size." pip says hi: Sometimes a post throws into perspective just how much niche knowledge you possess. I read this, and I can tell from the “review” that the package was NOT shipped by a professional. One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch. It’s MUCH easier to seal boxes with, especially around the edges. Two inch is what you can buy from office depot or lowe’s. It’s fine for moving house, but it’s definitely not professional grade.

                                                                                                                                  Two: no edge tape. Just seal your edges, people. UPS basically plays soccer with your packages. Even the light ones, just on principal, give them the structural support you can offer.

Three: centered label. Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible! And put it to the side if you can’t! Visibility!

Also, the reviewer may be accustomed to getting a lot of boxes, but I don’t think they were a professional shipper, either. Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused, whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling, the condition of the package post shipping, and whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label. AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape.

square all worthy: I don't know what to say other than "your experiences are not universal," because I do shipping and receiving at a machine shop for a living, I see packages sent by professional shippers all the time, and I disagree with you on just about every point.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Two: no edge tape. Just seal your edges, people. UPS basically plays soccer with your packages. Even the light ones, just on principal, give them the structural support you can offer. Three: centered label. Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible! And put it to the side if you can’t! Visibility! Also, the reviewer may be accustomed to getting a lot of boxes, but I don’t think they were a professional shipper, either. Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused, whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling, the condition of the package post shipping, and whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label. AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape. square all worthy: I don't know what to say other than "your experiences are not universal," because I do shipping and receiving at a machine shop for a living, I see packages sent by professional shippers all the time, and I disagree with you on just about every point.

                                                                                                                                  One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch.

Nope. For packages I see, two inch packing tape is the norm. Today I had one package with three-inch water-activated reinforced paper tape and one (from Uline) with 2.75" packing tape. Everything else used 2" packing tape. Yes, it's exactly the same kind of stuff that you can get at Office Depot or Lowe's, and people use it because it gets the job done.

Two: no edge tape.

Not uncommon for small, light packages. I just don't see box failures on packages under a pound where more tape would have helped. Where I do see failures is overloaded boxes, thirty pounds and up, where the corrugate simply ripped, and no amount of tape would have saved the package.

PSA: please don't fill an 8x8x6 single-wall box with machine screws and expect it to arrive intact. Fastenal, I'm looking at you.

Three: centered label.

Label on top is standard. I had only one box today with the label on the side, and all the rest on top.

Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled

Your package will get manhandled, regardless of where you put the label. Plan on it.

                                                                                                                                  Alt...One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch. Nope. For packages I see, two inch packing tape is the norm. Today I had one package with three-inch water-activated reinforced paper tape and one (from Uline) with 2.75" packing tape. Everything else used 2" packing tape. Yes, it's exactly the same kind of stuff that you can get at Office Depot or Lowe's, and people use it because it gets the job done. Two: no edge tape. Not uncommon for small, light packages. I just don't see box failures on packages under a pound where more tape would have helped. Where I do see failures is overloaded boxes, thirty pounds and up, where the corrugate simply ripped, and no amount of tape would have saved the package. PSA: please don't fill an 8x8x6 single-wall box with machine screws and expect it to arrive intact. Fastenal, I'm looking at you. Three: centered label. Label on top is standard. I had only one box today with the label on the side, and all the rest on top. Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled Your package will get manhandled, regardless of where you put the label. Plan on it.

                                                                                                                                  to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible!

Heck no! I expect labels to be on top and that's the first place I look for them. If it's on the side, that's potentially four other places I have to look, which is a pain in the ass when I'm busy. And I'm always busy.

UPS, incidentally, says you should put the label on the largest surface. For the packages I get, that's usually the top.

Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused,

whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling

the condition of the package post shippin
Not usually noteworthy. My internal monolog (which is what the above fanciful review is based on) doesn't bother to mention it unless something unusual happened to the box.

whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label

Although I ship just as many packages as I receive, if not more, it never would have occurred to me to check. And I don't have a scale in the receiving department, so it would be guesswork anyway.

AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape.

Which everyone uses. There's not much need to comment when it's far and away the most common type of tape.

Perhaps things have been different for you, but this is how it is in the manufacturing industry.

Screenshotted tags of this chain: shipping discourse

                                                                                                                                  Alt...to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible! Heck no! I expect labels to be on top and that's the first place I look for them. If it's on the side, that's potentially four other places I have to look, which is a pain in the ass when I'm busy. And I'm always busy. UPS, incidentally, says you should put the label on the largest surface. For the packages I get, that's usually the top. Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused, whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling the condition of the package post shippin Not usually noteworthy. My internal monolog (which is what the above fanciful review is based on) doesn't bother to mention it unless something unusual happened to the box. whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label Although I ship just as many packages as I receive, if not more, it never would have occurred to me to check. And I don't have a scale in the receiving department, so it would be guesswork anyway. AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape. Which everyone uses. There's not much need to comment when it's far and away the most common type of tape. Perhaps things have been different for you, but this is how it is in the manufacturing industry. Screenshotted tags of this chain: shipping discourse

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

                                                                                                                                  We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this. 

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

"And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool" hand written in beautiful calligraphy

                                                                                                                                  Alt...We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this. And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool "And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool" hand written in beautiful calligraphy

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  clever

                                                                                                                                  ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

Screenshotted tag: i see someone is about halfway through the c's

                                                                                                                                  Alt...ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever... Screenshotted tag: i see someone is about halfway through the c's

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  Somewhat suggestive, highly cursed [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                  clippy tattoo

                                                                                                                                  Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo 

Photo of OP's forearm which has an absolute enormous tattoo of fucking clippy which is very close to the camera and indeed making full eye contact

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo Photo of OP's forearm which has an absolute enormous tattoo of fucking clippy which is very close to the camera and indeed making full eye contact

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  marge and homer shit

                                                                                                                                  (Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

                                                                                                                                  Alt...(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  ancient flute

                                                                                                                                  Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Screenshotted tag: space alien archaeologists finding a flavoured vape

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away Screenshotted tag: space alien archaeologists finding a flavoured vape Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  good boy

                                                                                                                                  was troubleshooting over the phone and the tech on the other end at one point followed up an instruction with "good boy!! yes you are!!" and i hit the full silent "???????" for a complete comedy beat before the tech explained he was walking his new puppy. i dont think i have a script to navigate that otherwise so im glad

                                                                                                                                  Alt...was troubleshooting over the phone and the tech on the other end at one point followed up an instruction with "good boy!! yes you are!!" and i hit the full silent "???????" for a complete comedy beat before the tech explained he was walking his new puppy. i dont think i have a script to navigate that otherwise so im glad

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  book rec

                                                                                                                                  Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  cooking vs cooked

                                                                                                                                  tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. 

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

                                                                                                                                  Alt...tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. “cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  hard lime difficult time

                                                                                                                                  When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult. 

Screenshotted tag: i keep saying hard lime difficult time and no one ever joins me

                                                                                                                                  Alt...When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult. Screenshotted tag: i keep saying hard lime difficult time and no one ever joins me

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  quitting the monastery

                                                                                                                                  People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana. 

me when I'm quitting the monastery

                                                                                                                                  Alt...People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana. me when I'm quitting the monastery

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  FTM

                                                                                                                                  Katy did: Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!? 

hypnos pilot: Happy pride, specifically to trans men who make mediocre pasta dishes.

I love you

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Katy did: Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!? hypnos pilot: Happy pride, specifically to trans men who make mediocre pasta dishes. I love you

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  mcdonalds

                                                                                                                                  mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

                                                                                                                                  Alt...mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  a little bit of monica

                                                                                                                                  chuckling indulgently..  oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt 

Bill Clinton before getting impeached

                                                                                                                                  Alt...chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt Bill Clinton before getting impeached

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  I want that twink obliterated

                                                                                                                                  honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

                                                                                                                                  Alt...honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  europeans live longer

                                                                                                                                  “Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems. 

The average middle aged Mediterranean is more melanoma than regular skin you lads in the US are dying because your government is trying to kill you by using the laxest possible food safety regulations and then making treatment impossible. Trust me, day drinker Jacques would not survive in the US

                                                                                                                                  Alt...“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems. The average middle aged Mediterranean is more melanoma than regular skin you lads in the US are dying because your government is trying to kill you by using the laxest possible food safety regulations and then making treatment impossible. Trust me, day drinker Jacques would not survive in the US

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  doctor cockroach

                                                                                                                                  so when doctor octopus wants to go by doc ock it's fine but when i, doctor cockroach,

                                                                                                                                  Alt...so when doctor octopus wants to go by doc ock it's fine but when i, doctor cockroach,

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  feeling old yet?

                                                                                                                                  Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

A painting from the 19th century of two men in a lab with lots of glass smoking concotions

                                                                                                                                  Alt...Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890. waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum: A painting from the 19th century of two men in a lab with lots of glass smoking concotions

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  human chicken

                                                                                                                                  So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up. 

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
Photo of a tupperware full of shredded chicken with a handwritten label saying "human"

                                                                                                                                  Alt...So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but: A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up. What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.” After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!” This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image: Photo of a tupperware full of shredded chicken with a handwritten label saying "human"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  you're gay

                                                                                                                                  A photo of a band from the 70s, two men and two women in ornate, outlandish stage costumes. They look very Swedish and you can probably guess who they are from this alt text. They are pointing at the viewer. The image is captioned "you're gay"

laugh confetti: thank you The Beatles

idnky: That’s Queen but yes thank you!

himidere simulator: [ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID] 

flare gun calamity: [ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

                                                                                                                                  Alt...A photo of a band from the 70s, two men and two women in ornate, outlandish stage costumes. They look very Swedish and you can probably guess who they are from this alt text. They are pointing at the viewer. The image is captioned "you're gay" laugh confetti: thank you The Beatles idnky: That’s Queen but yes thank you! himidere simulator: [ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID] flare gun calamity: [ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Another Angry Woman »
                                                                                                                                  @stavvers@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                  legit 10/10 display and curation practices here

                                                                                                                                  I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

                                                                                                                                  Alt...I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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                                                                                                                                  [?]maya ⛓️ »
                                                                                                                                  @maya@occult.institute

                                                                                                                                  via @mikael

                                                                                                                                  cute terminal font that doesn't look Like That

                                                                                                                                  qwerasd205.github.io/Annotatio

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Adam Newbold »
                                                                                                                                    @adam@social.lol

                                                                                                                                    407 years ago, the first slaves arrived in Virginia. They were from Angola.

                                                                                                                                    162 years ago, Lincoln declared that all enslsved people in Confederate territories were free.

                                                                                                                                    160 years ago (to the day!), on , the last enslaved people in the USA were freed.

                                                                                                                                    61 years ago, racial discrimination and segregation were outlawed by the Civil Rights Act.

                                                                                                                                    60 years ago, black Americans finally secured comprehensive electoral protections through the Voting Rights Act.

                                                                                                                                    But:

                                                                                                                                    - 12 years ago, the Supreme Court ruled that states no longer require federal approval for new voting policies. Since then, more than 100 voter suppression laws have been passed across states with histories of discriminatory practices.

                                                                                                                                    - For every dollar earned by a white person in the USA, a black person earns 87 cents.

                                                                                                                                    - White Americans hold 84% of the country’s wealth, while black people hold just 3%.

                                                                                                                                    - Institutional racism remains a serious problem, with black people facing disparities in education, housing, employment, healthcare, and in the criminal justice system.

                                                                                                                                    - Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, three good things that help *everyone*, are under constant attack.

                                                                                                                                    Today is Juneteenth, and it’s a day to celebrate. But I hope all of my white friends can take a moment to consider that however far we think we’ve come with civil rights in this country, it hasn’t been far enough. Every day we see more examples of people in power actively working to undermine fairness and decency while driving increasingly larger wedges between ethnic groups. We have to be better than this. We must refuse to accept this. There is so much work to be done, by all of us.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Dr. Lucky Tran :verified: »
                                                                                                                                      @luckytran@med-mastodon.com

                                                                                                                                      Gilead has announced that lenacapavir, the game-changing HIV prevention drug just approved by the FDA will cost $28,218 USD per person per year.

                                                                                                                                      Researchers say a generic version could be made for just $25 per person a year.

                                                                                                                                      Capitalism kills.

                                                                                                                                      https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/health/hiv-fda-lenacapavir.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.-77c.zGN5AEXC4wVS&smid=url-share

                                                                                                                                      Alt...https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/health/hiv-fda-lenacapavir.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.-77c.zGN5AEXC4wVS&smid=url-share

                                                                                                                                      Aids and HIV
‘HIV-ending’ drug could be made for just $25 per patient a year, say researchers
As regulator prepares to approve lenacapavir in the US, campaigners are urging the manufacturer, Gilead, to make it ‘available and affordable for all who need it’

                                                                                                                                      Alt...Aids and HIV ‘HIV-ending’ drug could be made for just $25 per patient a year, say researchers As regulator prepares to approve lenacapavir in the US, campaigners are urging the manufacturer, Gilead, to make it ‘available and affordable for all who need it’

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Broadwaybabyto »
                                                                                                                                      @broadwaybabyto@zeroes.ca

                                                                                                                                      The cruel medical experiment on a black pregnant woman in Georgia will finally come to an end.

                                                                                                                                      Adriana Smith was declared brain dead at 9 weeks pregnant after an ER sent her home with blood clots in her brain.

                                                                                                                                      The hospital kept her body alive due to Georgia’s abortion ban

                                                                                                                                      Adriana was a nurse who went to the ER due to severe headaches. She was dismissed despite blood clots in her brain and declared brain dead the next day.

                                                                                                                                      Her body was placed on organ & tissue support due to the State’s strict abortion ban.

                                                                                                                                      The family were not asked to consent. They had no say in the matter.

                                                                                                                                      It’s generally not medically indicated to try and keep a body alive for a fetus of that age.

                                                                                                                                      Only a handful of cases exist in the medical literature.

                                                                                                                                      In the 35 cases studied, the median gestational age at time of brain death was 20 weeks, not 9.

                                                                                                                                      27 neonates were born alive, only 8 were described as “healthy”

                                                                                                                                      There was no medical precedent for what happened to Adriana.

                                                                                                                                      In total she spent nearly 4 months on life support, all without her consent or the consent of next of kin.

                                                                                                                                      The baby, Chance, has been born at 1lb 13oz and is in the NICU. Details about his prognosis are not yet known

                                                                                                                                      The costs associated with both Adriana’s ICU stay and Chance’s NICU stay will be astronomical, and it remains to be seen if her family will be forced to pay them.

                                                                                                                                      What we do know is the state forced this birth. The hospital forced this birth.

                                                                                                                                      They won’t be the ones to care for the child, but they stripped Adriana and her family of their autonomy and dignity due to an abortion ban that seeks to control women.

                                                                                                                                      They experimented on her to see if women can be treated as nothing more than vessels for fetuses.

                                                                                                                                      Misogynoir killed Adriana, and then the State opted to experiment on her body.

                                                                                                                                      That’s what happened here.

                                                                                                                                      I’m glad that the baby has been born alive, and we should all hope for a good outcome, but we should be enraged this was allowed to happen in the first place.

                                                                                                                                      My original article about Adriana Smith and medical misogyny looks at the policies of forced birth and what responsibility (if any) the government should have to provide to those it demands be brought into the world.

                                                                                                                                      disabledginger.com/p/adriana-s

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Nicole F »
                                                                                                                                        @nicolefellinger@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Mark Chadbourn »
                                                                                                                                        @Chadbourn@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                        Why everyone should read books.

                                                                                                                                        Frank McCourt’s reason for reading

                                                                                                                                        Alt...Frank McCourt’s reason for reading

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Martin Seeger »
                                                                                                                                        @masek@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                        Phone forensics

                                                                                                                                        Usually law enforcement is very secretive about them analyzing the phones of suspects.

                                                                                                                                        But a forensic lab in is extremely transparent about it. They put the dump of every phone on a public share. Everyone with Internet access can access those dumps.

                                                                                                                                        While I am usually a proponent of government transparency, this takes it a bit too far even for my taste.

                                                                                                                                        Every phone dump is one directory and some case names can be easily connected to crime & death headline news in the U.S.

                                                                                                                                        So for one case I am pretty sure, that I can even say which Sheriff is responsible for that one of the investigations.

                                                                                                                                        I sent that Sheriff an email, i sent him a text message and I even spoke on his voicebox. I even sent him the extraction report from Graykey.

                                                                                                                                        It is really frustrating that I get no response at all. The leak is still open.

                                                                                                                                        The security researcher that found the leak also tried some contacts but had as little success as I do.

                                                                                                                                        I personally believe that this leaks even constitutes a federal crime. Some cases have names ending on CSAM. The security researcher stayed away from any of those and I did not access the files on that server at all.

                                                                                                                                        So does anybody know someone within the that would give a shit about that. I am getting very tired.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]spaf »
                                                                                                                                          @spaf@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                          Found online years ago...

                                                                                                                                          The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.
                                                                                                                                          1. The spice is called melange.
                                                                                                                                          2. The spice confers power and longevity.
                                                                                                                                          3. Melange is a French word for variety.

                                                                                                                                          In other words, variety is the spice of life.

                                                                                                                                          Why does no one ever talk about this?

                                                                                                                                          [?]Paul Cantrell »
                                                                                                                                          @inthehands@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                          ❝But why does Trump want chaos? Many pundits and, I’m sorry to say, all too many Democrats assume that performative cruelty, both in the form of those ICE arrests and in roughing up demonstrators, will work to Trump’s political advantage.

                                                                                                                                          For what it’s worth, that’s not what the available polling says.❞

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                          @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                          @inthehands

                                                                                                                                          years ago i stopped looking at consumer reports ratings because, while the investigation part was worth reading, they inevitably focused on some useless or pointless feature as the differentiator they rated by. like if it had a bell or buzzer as end of dryer cycle alert but didn't rate how well the dryer actually and safely dried clothes.

                                                                                                                                          the Democrats seem to have the same gift for fixating on some particular issue or metric that no one but them cares about and completely ignores what drives most potential voters. not shockingly, it's why they've had such an abysmal record at impeding the conservative agenda or TACO.

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Ether Diver »
                                                                                                                                            @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                                                                                                                            Anyone have any suggestions for books my 11 year old might appreciate to scratch the Harry Potter itch? They read the first book in school and enjoyed it, wants to read the rest but I've soft blocked them from my home and I don't want to use library resources on them (thus encouraging library to buy more copies...). I know of some good fantasy series but they're a few years out from being able to appreciate them yet...

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                            @etherdiver

                                                                                                                                            suggestions for 11 yr old who liked potter first book but that aren't potter?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]jendefer »
                                                                                                                                              @jendefer@dice.camp

                                                                                                                                              @paul_ipv6 @etherdiver One set of books you might consider is the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. I suggest them because they are also set in a version of our world that is alongside a fantastical one. Though in this case it's sort of techie fairy elves and dwarves. And the youngster Artemis aims to be a criminal mastermind. I quite enjoyed them.

                                                                                                                                                [?]Pasi Kallinen »
                                                                                                                                                @paxed@mementomori.social

                                                                                                                                                @paul_ipv6 @etherdiver Diana Wynne Jones: Chronicles of Chrestomanci.

                                                                                                                                                One offs:
                                                                                                                                                Ursula Vernon: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking.
                                                                                                                                                Delia Sherman: Evil Wizard Smallbone.

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                  @etherdiver@ravenation.club @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange Without having a better grasp of reading levels, a couple series I've had some experience with are:

                                                                                                                                                  • Ranger’s Apprentice, John Flanagan
                                                                                                                                                  • Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan
                                                                                                                                                  • Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
                                                                                                                                                  • Narnia, C. S. Lewis

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mr. Encyclopedia »
                                                                                                                                                    @mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza

                                                                                                                                                    Consumer networking devices come in two varieties: Altar to a Dark God and Aromatherapy Machine.

                                                                                                                                                    A set of white cylindrical TP-link mesh wireless devices

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A set of white cylindrical TP-link mesh wireless devices

                                                                                                                                                    A TP-link router that looks like a black slab bristling with sharp angular towers on three sides.

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A TP-link router that looks like a black slab bristling with sharp angular towers on three sides.

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nowhere Girl »
                                                                                                                                                    @gwynnion@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                    People who rely on a higher authority to tell them what's right and wrong don't actually have a sense of morality. They only understand subservience.

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]timberwraith »
                                                                                                                                                    @timberwraith@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                    @gwynnion Right? I can't count the number of times I've encountered christians who've said variations of, "I'm a lowly sinner and I can not be relied upon to know what is moral. I can only rely upon the guidance of my god to know what is good."

                                                                                                                                                    It's like, wow, you sure are telling on yourself. You're saying that you have shit judgement, empathy, and cognition and need to be told how to be a decent person.

                                                                                                                                                    And why should I trust you with anything?

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Nowhere Girl »
                                                                                                                                                      @gwynnion@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                      @timberwraith "If god weren't constantly threatening me with eternal torment, I'd be a serial killer, basically. Anyway, how are you? How are the kids?"

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]timberwraith »
                                                                                                                                                        @timberwraith@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                        @gwynnion 😬 [backs slowly out of the room and runs away screaming]

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]timberwraith »
                                                                                                                                                          @timberwraith@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                          @gwynnion The scary thing is, and I kid you not, I actually encountered a christian who wrote a blog post that said as much. She literally said that she'd be doing serious violence to others regularly without her religion. Holy shit. What a frightening human being.

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]cwicseolfor »
                                                                                                                                                            @cwicseolfor@urbanists.social

                                                                                                                                                            @timberwraith @gwynnion Old Penn Jillette quote on atheism:
                                                                                                                                                            “The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want?
                                                                                                                                                            And my answer is:
                                                                                                                                                            I do rape all I want.
                                                                                                                                                            And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine.”

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Dom Tyer »
                                                                                                                                                              @tangleofwires@mas.to

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Thom, 𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 »
                                                                                                                                                              @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                              What makes OpenBSD so nice is that when you look up how to do a thing, the reaction upon finding out how to do the thing is almost always "oh right, that makes sense".

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Wonder of Science »
                                                                                                                                                              @wonderofscience@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                              A spectacular sight 1225m (4019 ft) beneath the waves off Baja California as E/V Nautilus encounters the amazing Halitrephes maasi jelly.

                                                                                                                                                              Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=9D0eyl7-XQA

                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Brightly colored jellyfish floating and tumbling.

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 »
                                                                                                                                                                @georgetakei@universeodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                This is about increasing crop yields and preserving soil quality, you hare-brained Luddites.

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]craignicol »
                                                                                                                                                                @craignicol@glasgow.social

                                                                                                                                                                @georgetakei so, we're going to start seeing research papers titled "15 amazing ways you never considered to increase crop yield. Number 11 will blow your mind!"

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ZenHeathen 🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                                                                                                  @ZenHeathen@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                  @georgetakei But, Brawdo's got what plants crave.

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Noodlemaz »
                                                                                                                                                                    @noodlemaz@med-mastodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                    @georgetakei insulting to Luddites, really

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Johnologue »
                                                                                                                                                                      @johnologue@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @georgetakei MAGA is determined to introduce the American public to the concept of famine.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Karsten Johansson »
                                                                                                                                                                        @ksaj@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                        @georgetakei Without food science, you better get real good at foraging.

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Michkov »
                                                                                                                                                                          @Michkov@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                          @georgetakei I want to know what a legume system is now.

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Amoshias »
                                                                                                                                                                            @Amoshias@esq.social

                                                                                                                                                                            @georgetakei OMG please don't call them luddites! The real luddites were not anti technology, that is propaganda which is used to smear them! They were a pro-worker movement that was violently repressed by the capitalist government.

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]🌱@ambiguous_yelp:ahimsa.chat »
                                                                                                                                                                              @ambiguous_yelp@social.coop

                                                                                                                                                                              @georgetakei Hares don't deserve to be compared to these people and as others have pointed out luddites weren't anti technology they were anti technology being used to take wealth from the working class

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Gustavo »
                                                                                                                                                                                @qgustavor@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                                                                @georgetakei English is not my first language, what's the joke here?

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Leon Cowle »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @leoncowle@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                  Is this new? Does Apple allow non-AppleArcade games to change this button to “Play” instead of “Open”, or is this special treatment for their own games? @atpfm @gruber

                                                                                                                                                                                  iOS App Store updates screen. Showing some updated apps. But where updated apps normally have an “Open” button next to them, the Apple Arcade game (Mini Motorways) has a “Play” button.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...iOS App Store updates screen. Showing some updated apps. But where updated apps normally have an “Open” button next to them, the Apple Arcade game (Mini Motorways) has a “Play” button.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]John Gruber »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @gruber@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @leoncowle @atpfm Seems like it’s Apple Arcade only. I’ll call the European Commission.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                      @leoncowle@hachyderm.io @atpfm As long as I can remember Apple Arcade games have always had the "Play" button instead of an "Open" button for games that were already installed.

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                        watching "castle" and it still bugs me that they say GSW (which is 5 syllables) as supposedly faster than gun shot wound (3 syllables). lord knows tech has way too many acronyms but really?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tim WIcinski »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @BillJelavich@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                        @paul_ipv6 they say GSR as well

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                          @BillJelavich

                                                                                                                                                                                          wait. coroners talk about big and really old cisco iron? :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Dewey Ritten (taylor's version) :donor: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @deweyritten@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6 k so not to totslly nerd out over this and possibly steer you down a cognitive linguistics rabbit hole, but there is a fascinating field of study surrounding acronym development, usage, and explosive popularity in recent decades

                                                                                                                                                                                            link.springer.com/article/10.3

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                              @deweyritten

                                                                                                                                                                                              i have long been down the philology and word origin rabbit holes. i suppose the study of acronym creation was inevitable.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                whoami 🤣

                                                                                                                                                                                                A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Al Sutton »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @alsutton@snapp.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                This should be on TV every day, possibly multiple times per day….

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Duane Gran »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @duanegran@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass medical school, so you better start riding a bike and eating healthy now.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Attila Kinali »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @attilakinali@society.oftrolls.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                  How to use a UK power plug properly.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @attilakinali

                                                                                                                                                                                                  this explains so much! :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]BeyondMachines :verified: » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                    True definition of critical infrastructure

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @beyondmachines1

                                                                                                                                                                                                    at one point in my career, doing backbone for one of the largest ISPs at the time (50-60% of internet traffic), we had routers that were webbing strapped to shelves because we couldn't get rack mount kits for the gear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    i remember walking into 1 wilshire and seeing a CSU/CSU dangling from it's cable in the air in a competitor's rack.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    critical infra does not guaranteed robust infra. :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tofu Golem »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @tofugolem@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Same.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sign: 
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Sign: AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]This Is My Glasgow »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @thisismyglasgow@mastodon.scot

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I haven't done a post on the weirder side of life in Glasgow for a while, so here's a great, if rather surreal, bit of street art I came across today on Park Drive in the West End of Glasgow.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      A Victorian railing with fleur-de-lis decorations on the top, one of which has been painted to look like a half-peeled banana.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A Victorian railing with fleur-de-lis decorations on the top, one of which has been painted to look like a half-peeled banana.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]The Oatmeal »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Where I get my ideas from

                                                                                                                                                                                                        An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ertain »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @oatmeal Raisins? My goodness, that's genius!

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]tekhedd »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @tekhedd@byteheaven.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @oatmeal Oh goodness yes. I often explain to people that my computer skills are just the result of stubborn patience and a little knowledge of how the systems work. I never show them the room where I make the sacrifices.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Petra van Cronenburg »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @NatureMC@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @oatmeal I do have to visit my neighbour's pigs! :BlobhajHeart:

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Grendel84? »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @grendel84@tiny.tilde.website

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @oatmeal of& this reminds me of a story from the Sandman comic. A man kidnapped and imprisoned a greek muse and it was pretty dark.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]stony kark »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @aapis@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @oatmeal “what’s your secret” prescription amphetamines bruv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Guill.Jones, Honorary Canadian »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @oatmeal
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So THAT'S where the idea pig has been hiding!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]charis »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @charism8@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Top dual- language effort spotted yesterday

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blue canal and river trust sign. Text reads:
Attention dog owners. Pick up after your dogs. Thank you. 
Attention dogs. Grrrr, bark, woof.
Background is grass and daisies with trees and a bench in the distance and blue sky with white fluffy clouds overhead.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Blue canal and river trust sign. Text reads: Attention dog owners. Pick up after your dogs. Thank you. Attention dogs. Grrrr, bark, woof. Background is grass and daisies with trees and a bench in the distance and blue sky with white fluffy clouds overhead.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Paul Hoffman »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @paulehoffman@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Canadian and Mexican governments could set up COVID booster clinics just past the drive-in border crossings, and right near the exits at airports. Require a US passport, charge a service fee of $25, and have a kiosk to let the recipient send a personalized email to RFK Jr.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Em :official_verified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what? As a society, I don't think we have a data privacy problem, actually.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What we truly have is a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      consent-respecting problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If, as a society and as individuals, we truly respected people's informed and freely given consent, we would not have problems with data privacy at all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If we culturally improve our consent-respecting practices, we will inevitably understand better how to improve our privacy-respecting practices.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ask first.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Give options.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Respect people's choices.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Never share without prior permission.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ketan Joshi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ketanjoshi.co@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know this looks like climate nerd stuff but the stakes are actually massive for all of us: accountability on fossil fuel elimination is being wrecked by dodgy math that allows the pretence that trees are re-absorbing the carbon we dig up from underground and move to the atmosphere

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Governments shouldn't rely for...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ketan Joshi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ketanjoshi.co@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A reminder of this great David Pope cartoon

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Two police officers on a dock receive a certificate from two people beside a figure wrapped in ropes; one officer says, "Net-zero murders by 2050!.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Two police officers on a dock receive a certificate from two people beside a figure wrapped in ropes; one officer says, "Net-zero murders by 2050!.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kate 57ducky »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kate@hai.z0ne.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Das ist sooooo süsss!! ​:nkolul:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Terapacks mit interessanten Ansichten einer blauen Katze auf den Flächen, die je nach Orientierung der Tetrapacks unterschiedliche Ansichten der blaune katze zeigen können.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Terapacks mit interessanten Ansichten einer blauen Katze auf den Flächen, die je nach Orientierung der Tetrapacks unterschiedliche Ansichten der blaune katze zeigen können.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]David August ❌👑 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @davidaugust@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Handy bilingual mnemonic for tool use. 🪛🔩

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Rightie tightie, leftie loosie" in Spanish is 
"la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera." 

[image of a screw with a curved arrow pointing to the left, another identical screw image with an arrow pointing to the right] 

Meaning: 
"the right oppresses, the left liberates."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt..."Rightie tightie, leftie loosie" in Spanish is "la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera." [image of a screw with a curved arrow pointing to the left, another identical screw image with an arrow pointing to the right] Meaning: "the right oppresses, the left liberates."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @davidaugust Hah! Well, Spanish still follows most other languages in making "left" sound bad in a lot of contexts. In Spanish, the word for left can mean twisted or deceptive. In Latin it's "sinistra/sinistrum" which is "sinister." To be "ambidextrous" is to be literally right-handed in both hands.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can you tell I'm a lefty? :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]echopapa √ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @echopapa@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs @davidaugust

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Same in German

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              link:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              false, wrong, disreputable, dubious; not trustworthy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]AnneH »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @annehargreaves@ioc.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs @davidaugust My father was made to use his right hand at school (he favoured left), had illegible writing & always said he was ambisinistrous.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Chewie »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @annehargreaves @briankrebs @davidaugust

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My uncle was forced to write using his right hand, and it caused him to have a speech impediment.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Luckily he grew out of it later on (not sure if he defaulted back to using his left hand - i never saw him write anything).

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @chewie @annehargreaves @davidaugust Ugh. I've never enjoyed writing by hand, and got Ds in penmanship throughout grade school. The problem is lefties have to push the pen/pencil across the page, which makes writing cursive challenging (it's more of a pull thing). And of course, your writing hand gets covered in ink/graphite. Consequently, a great many lefties only write in print.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Yoïn van Spijk »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @yvanspijk@toot.community

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The word 'god' underwent a gender change.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It comes from the Proto-Germanic noun *gudan, which is reconstructed as neuter, based on Old English, Old Norse and Gothic - encompassing West, North and East Germanic - where its descendants still had a grammatically neuter form.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The masculine gender of the descendants of *gudan was introduced by Christianity.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Click my graphic to learn more.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Vee »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jen Sorensen »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jensorensen@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This week's comic: A dangerous invasion of warblers, orioles, and hummingbirds

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY

OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS!


"LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS."

MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN


BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER.

IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD!


A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED.
OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE.

WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS! "LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS." MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD! A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED. OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE. WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jensorensen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It remembers me this artwork by Banksy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        5 pigeons with signs "Migrants not welcome", "Go back to Africa", "Keep off our worms" protesting against a swallow.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...5 pigeons with signs "Migrants not welcome", "Go back to Africa", "Keep off our worms" protesting against a swallow.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]glutto »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @glutto@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jensorensen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Absurd comedy to some, deluded reality to others.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Sassinake@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @jensorensen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            or they can poison every single water source.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Buy bottled, do your part.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]saucerlost »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @saucerlost@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jensorensen
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The worst part is the birds are just doing it for a cheep thrill

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Harald Werner »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @HaWeCom@troet.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @jensorensen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There ist somthing in the air, we can call american angst.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mindwork »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @1mindwork@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jensorensen ,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Trust it is moving smoothly?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]NoBorg »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @hadon@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jensorensen
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, but don't blame only Mexicans and South-americans; there's also the Canadian geese. And believe me, you better be scared of them, they can be aggressive :D :D :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Lea de Groot 🇦🇺 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @leadegroot@bne.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jensorensen i 100% expect to see this in real newspaper headlines next week :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ryan Finnie »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ryan@m29.us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @jensorensen I'm sorry, but you missed an incredible opportunity: guanotanamo.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @MonaApp@mastodon.social Is there any chance Markdown support is on the near–term roadmap?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Staff Chief of Joints »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @the_etrain@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Holy shit, they picked an American pope? Do they not know what we get up to over here? Fuuuccckk.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Staff Chief of Joints »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @the_etrain@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And he's from Chicago? They're never going to shut up about this. Someone there is already selling deep dish pope pizza for sure.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @the_etrain

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            pope dogs too. count on it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @LeDiva@lediva.masto.host

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @paul_ipv6 @the_etrain Ketchup on hot dogs is now a sin

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @LeDiva @the_etrain

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                so, venial, mortal, and condiment sins? fair play.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Jason Lefkowitz »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Every US institution should keep a copy of this letter around, for use as a template when the Trump Administration sends a letter full of ridiculous and illegal demands

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  snopes.com/fact-check/clevelan

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cleveland Stadium Corp.
Cleveland Stadium, Cleveland, Ohio 44114
Phone: 781-5600

November 21, 1974

Dale O. Cox, Esquire
Roetzel and Andress
20th Floor
One Cascade Plaza
Akron, Ohio 44308

Dear Mr. Cox:

Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Very truly yours,

Cleveland Stadium Corp.
James N. Bailey, General Counsel

cc: Arthur B. Modell

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Cleveland Stadium Corp. Cleveland Stadium, Cleveland, Ohio 44114 Phone: 781-5600 November 21, 1974 Dale O. Cox, Esquire Roetzel and Andress 20th Floor One Cascade Plaza Akron, Ohio 44308 Dear Mr. Cox: Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Cleveland Stadium Corp. James N. Bailey, General Counsel cc: Arthur B. Modell

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Adrianna Tan »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    More soy toots: when you buy soy sauce look at the ingredient list and label.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If it has ‘hydrolyzed soy protein’, it’ll be roughly the same quality as ‘cheap Chinese restaurant takeout soy sauce packets’. Soy sauce made from chemical processes. It doesn’t taste good to me and is usually amped up with sugar.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If it just says ‘soy beans’, and the label says ‘naturally brewed’ or ‘naturally fermented’ or ‘first draw soy sauce’ it will be pretty good.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No more work. Time to play.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Laptop monitor closes, by a labrador's head. The dog then picks up a toy and puts it on top of the laptop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Trump has now mentioned getting himself elected Pope several times in the last week, which means that the Vatican is in for years of frivilous lawsuits, death threats against Cardinals, and even weirder-than-usual papal conspiracy theories when the white smoke goes up and it's someone else on the balcony.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Personally, I am not running for Pope, but if elected, I will accept and serve just long enough for my papal name to be forever on the record as Pope Clumsy I.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If Trump *does* manage to get elected pope, his revenge powers will expand from mere executive orders and DoJ investigations to an actual Inquisition.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tim Bray »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @timbray@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mattblaze Not to mention eternal torment in the fires of hell.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Joseph Szymborski :qcca: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jszym@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @timbray @mattblaze This is why I'd go for Pope Innoncent ++. I feel like it's the equivalent of a pre-emptive personal pardon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mattblaze

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            excommunication, holy wars, pope mobile as golf cart. he won't know what to abuse first.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @paul_ipv6 @mattblaze Infallibility

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @adamshostack @mattblaze

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                not to mention, executive orders won't just be bull any more. they'll be papal bull.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mattblaze Not only that but he’ll be able to sell both pardons and dispensations!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @adamshostack @mattblaze

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    $5million gold indulgences and bit-communion-coins seem like obvious grifts too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @adamshostack@infosec.exchange @mattblaze The sale of papal indulgences 2.0

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Steve's Place »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mattblaze I claim Pope Perilous I. I shall ride a papal e-bike.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]AI6YR Ben »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @steter @mattblaze We've elected the most delusional ego to office. He's that drunk guy at the end of the bar who says "I COULD BE THE POPE. I'D BE A GREAT POPE" and then "I COULD BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, THE BEST NFL QUARTERBACK" and then "I AM THE BEST OPERA SINGER, I SHOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS OPERA STAR"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ai6yr @steter He should be encouraged. "You're definitely the best lion tamer!" "You're ready to be a heavyweight boxing champion!" "You're a much better helicopter pilot than those Marine One guys". Etc.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mattblaze @ai6yr @steter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "imagine how cool you'd look in an evil knieval red white & blue jumpsuit, shooting over the canyon"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @paul_ipv6 @mattblaze @ai6yr @steter
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @stablehorde_generator draw for me the president of the United States in an evil knevil jumpsuit shooting over the Grand Canyon on a Harley Davidson

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