Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

Just my little spot to get my toes wet in the fedi …
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[?]Void Chicken » 🌐
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe

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[?]TrèsFluke » 🌐
@TresFluke@beige.party

My GenX brain is still processing the fact that the U.S. Army will use XBox and Playstation units to train their soldiers, for better hand/eye co-ordination.

If you would have told me that as a kid in the 80s, I probably wouldn't have believed it.

cbc.ca/news/world/u-s-army-bon

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    [?]Robert » 🌐
    @robert@cornershop.network

    @TresFluke@beige.party My brother did independent study/home schooling in the mid 90s. His teacher occasionally used video games as PE for the same reason.

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      [?]Not with Stupid; I AM Stupid. » 🌐
      @peemee@aus.social

      Lego has released a French revolution commemorative collection.

      A collection of bodiless Lego heads.

      Alt...A collection of bodiless Lego heads.

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      [?]Sophie » 🌐
      @labellaragassa@exquisite.social

      Ugh, I did updates from the app store on my Mac. One of them was Bitwarden. Since it was open, I got asked if I wanted to close the app to finish updating. Yes please, and so the update was done.

      Now I can't view the items in my vault in the app AND in the browser extension. The settings screen, Generate password option do work.

      I have to use Bitwarden in the browser in order to get to my passwords.

      Maybe a next Mac App update will fix it? Is it a bug? Would clearing cache somewhere help? Probably a reinstall will do the trick, but somehow I have the feeling it won't.

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      [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :antifa: [Try/Me] » 🌐
      @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

      @labellaragassa

      If you need the previous version please let me know.

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        [?]Robert » 🌐
        @robert@cornershop.network

        @labellaragassa@exquisite.social That regularly happens to me. I find that if you manually log out within the app, and then sign in again, it works. (I use Vaultwarden as my server, so this may be part of the reason.)

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          [?]Sophie » 🌐
          @labellaragassa@exquisite.social

          @robert I do too, but logging out and back in does not do the trick unfortunately.

            [?]Linus Edwards » 🌐
            @Linusedwards@mastodon.social

            @gruber this is what I got clicking on your BMW/Marvel ad link. The irony of a post about dystopian ads preventing you from reading it unless you allow ads.

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              [?]John Gruber » 🌐
              @gruber@mastodon.social

              @Linusedwards You're slightly ahead of me, but I'm right behind you. Just posted this:

              daringfireball.net/linked/2026

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                [?]✦ 𝚜 𝚑 𝚎 𝚙 𝚐 𝚘 ✦ » 🌐
                @shepgo@mastodon.social

                @gruber @Linusedwards Some browsers, like Brave, have per-site Javascript blocking built-in.

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                  [?]John Gruber » 🌐
                  @gruber@mastodon.social

                  @shepgo @Linusedwards Quiche Browser has a particularly convenient UI for disabling JS per-website:

                  daringfireball.net/linked/2026

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                    [?]✦ 𝚜 𝚑 𝚎 𝚙 𝚐 𝚘 ✦ » 🌐
                    @shepgo@mastodon.social

                    @gruber @Linusedwards I remember you mentioning that. But there's no Quiche browser for Mac, and Brave/Mac lets me use Chrome extensions. (And it incorporates uBlock Origin and can load custom blocklists, like ones for specific countries, or video sites.)

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @shepgo@mastodon.social @gruber@mastodon.social @Linusedwards@mastodon.social Orion allows for per-site JS blocking, and can even use the no-JS option as a default, allowing you to selectively enable it. It also allows you to set your search engine to something other than Apple's few. Plus, you can use extensions for both Firefox and Chrome with it. (It also has apps for iOS, iPadOS, macOS, and beta versions for Windows and Linux.)

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                        [?]✦ 𝚜 𝚑 𝚎 𝚙 𝚐 𝚘 ✦ » 🌐
                        @shepgo@mastodon.social

                        @robert @gruber @Linusedwards

                        Orion’s ability to run most Chrome and Firefox extensions is an unusual feature but it does not implement every WebExtensions API, so compatibility is not 100% and I don’t know of any Firefox plugin functionality unavailable in a Chromium browser anyway. Cool tech/trick though.

                        With Google deprecating uBo and seemingly soon removing it from its Extensions Store I’m more comfortable with Brave’s hosting it and building the tech into its browser

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                          [?]Chuck Darwin » 🌐
                          @cdarwin@c.im

                          A new report suggests the money spent on deportations across the United States could be spent on funding over 925,000 schoolteachers or pay for over 5 million veterans' medical care.

                          The findings from the Economic Policy Institute (EPI) showed federal tax dollars being spent down to the state and county levels,
                          as the Trump administration has drastically ramped up immigration enforcement over the past 18 months with the goal of mass deportations

                          newsweek.com/map-shows-ice-dep

                          [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🌐
                          @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                          RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/1

                          Something about a lion and a face? If even Republican Governors are pushing back, that's quite the shift...

                          [?]Ars Technica » 🌐
                          @arstechnica@mastodon.social

                          Texas halts data center connections to power grid amid overwhelming demand

                          Governor who touted Texas as AI “epicenter” pauses data center grid connections.
                          arstechnica.com/ai/2026/08/tex

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                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                          @robert@cornershop.network

                          @motoridersd@pug.ninja Except, he's not stopping the building of the data centers. He's just not giving them power ... yet. (Perhaps it will be to ensure the grid connection is through one of his buddies' coal-burning plants to keep that sweet sweet fossil fuel money rolling ... can't have data centers using renewables now, can we?)

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                            [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🌐
                            @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                            @robert oh, well that sounds more like it then

                              [?]Alex R [He/him] » 🌐
                              @alex@tech.lgbt

                              My cancellable take is that curl whatever | bash isn't meaningfully worse than all the other awful ways of installing software that are deemed okay by the greybeards

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                              [?]Alex R [He/him] » 🌐
                              @alex@tech.lgbt

                              Like wget whatever; ./configure; make; make install is Old Unix and therefore good despite being functionally identical. But it's okay because rather than a *nix newbie installing something without carefully auditing the source code, it's someone who knows what Slackware is

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                              [?]Robert » 🌐
                              @robert@cornershop.network

                              @alex@tech.lgbt I think the one counter-argument to this is the "suckless" software, where the configure script or make file is where the program's settings are made, so you need to inspect them (generally) before building and installing them.

                              However, your argument is not wrong. Any idiot who doesn't actually read the script they downloaded before running it deserves whatever he'll may be unleashed upon their system.

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                                [?]Jens » 🌐
                                @ohyran@social.piewpiew.se

                                @robert @alex

                                Counter argument: the people who don't check the script deserves the great lesson they will learn.

                                The fact that someone is new at something, and trusts what they see as authoritative voices online to fix an issue don't make them idiots. Just new.

                                The lesson to learn is that too often people skilled in one area are absolute garbage in others: like communication, or understanding how complex issues deserve well thought out fixes, carefully described.

                                  [?]Ölbaum » 🌐
                                  @oscherler@tooting.ch

                                  @robert What do you read the scripts you download with? Hexdump, I hope.

                                  And do you also read the whole contents of a ppa you add before installing a piece of software?
                                  @alex

                                    [?]Checkpoint Charlie XCX » 🌐
                                    @pearfalse@tech.lgbt

                                    @alex `curl | sh` is seen as worse because it's an escape valve for the usual modus operandi, which is to use the process of installing software as a purity test inflicted on the user:

                                    - build the software yourself, from source, to show you are Good Enough To Be One Of Us
                                    - accept your fate as an Idiot User, who needs the benevolence of the distro provider to build it for you

                                    `curl | sh` is something a non-nerd power user can vaguely follow along with. it lets a user install software _without_ approval from the petty authority of the greybeards. all technical critiques are secondary to this

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                                      [?]Alex R [He/him] » 🌐
                                      @alex@tech.lgbt

                                      @pearfalse Get Florpbop today!
                                      Windows [Download]
                                      macOS [Download]

                                      Linux installation guide
                                      First you gotta know if your Linux takes Deborahs or Revolutions Per Minute. Alternatively we're in the flap store but you can't make phone calls with that one because. Ubuntu takes Deborahs but please wear this snapback instead. Arch users get the OAR (Unofficial malware edition). Apt dnf yum yum copr make it stop please ppappa

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                                        [?]Brian Sletten » 🌐
                                        @bsletten@mastodon.social

                                        Every once in a while, the internet delivers sublime joy.

                                        Two images. On the left, Magritte's "The Son of Man" featuring a man in a black suit and bowler. A green apple obscures his face. On the right, a modern woman in white pants and a black top taking a selfie. Her face is obscured by an iPhone. 

Below is the text:
Just imagine if Rene Magritte was actually a seer, he saw the future, but due to his time he couldn't understand and explain what kind of apples people have in front of the faces and simply painted his interpretation of what he saw.

                                        Alt...Two images. On the left, Magritte's "The Son of Man" featuring a man in a black suit and bowler. A green apple obscures his face. On the right, a modern woman in white pants and a black top taking a selfie. Her face is obscured by an iPhone. Below is the text: Just imagine if Rene Magritte was actually a seer, he saw the future, but due to his time he couldn't understand and explain what kind of apples people have in front of the faces and simply painted his interpretation of what he saw.

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                                          [?]Information Is Beautiful » 🌐
                                          @infobeautiful@vis.social

                                          Another reasons to tut at the Mercator Map projection - how a circle with a radius of 5,000km, centred on Paris, looks according the Mercator map

                                          A circle placed on a world map using the Mercator projection shows how distorting this way of depicting the world has become. The circle is highly distended forming a large tear-shaped with undue size and prominence given to the northern portion.

                                          Alt...A circle placed on a world map using the Mercator projection shows how distorting this way of depicting the world has become. The circle is highly distended forming a large tear-shaped with undue size and prominence given to the northern portion.

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                                          [?]Glyn » 🌐
                                          @glynd@mastodon.world

                                          @infobeautiful As a sailor it has a specific use… I guess sailing was the main use for charts back then anyway!

                                            [?]Gilgwath [Yes! (Any)] » 🌐
                                            @gilgwath@social.tchncs.de

                                            @infobeautiful If this projectioh was invented today, everybody would say it's AI slopp 🫣

                                              [?]daniel lublin » 🌐
                                              @quite@mstdn.social

                                              @infobeautiful what projection should i have on my wall then? (my wall is a flat surface)

                                                [?]xs4me2 » 🌐
                                                @xs4me2@mastodon.social

                                                @infobeautiful

                                                A sphere isn’t a flat surface…

                                                Great illustration!

                                                  [?]Kevin Ashworth » 🌐
                                                  @kevinashworth@mastodon.social

                                                  @infobeautiful
                                                  Mercator is scam perpetuated by Big Guitar Pick.

                                                    [?]Makaku » 🌐
                                                    @Makaku@pouet.chapril.org

                                                    @infobeautiful
                                                    Do you have the source of the image ?

                                                    I was a little bit disturb by the triangle shape of the cercle and doing my own research i found something like that :
                                                    mapdevelopers.com/draw-circle-

                                                    That seem to me more realistic for the projection from a globe to a cylinder : the cercle should look like an ellipse

                                                      [?]themagicsquid » 🌐
                                                      @themagicsquid@mastodon.social

                                                      @infobeautiful this is incorrect 🙂

                                                        [?]Toni Aittoniemi » 🌐
                                                        @gimulnautti@mastodon.green

                                                        @infobeautiful pure imperial bullshit map. should be illegal to teach this ro children.

                                                          [?]Matt McIrvin » 🌐
                                                          @mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz

                                                          @infobeautiful that's not right, it's it? The Mercator projection is conformal; a circle should not map to a non-circular closed shape. It could be infinitely large.

                                                            [?]Carsten » 🌐
                                                            @Cspan@tuebingen.network

                                                            @infobeautiful The purpose of a Mercator map is to measure correct angles, not correct lengths or areas. For this there are different projections.

                                                              [?]John Butler :verified: » 🌐
                                                              @johnbutler@typo.social

                                                              @infobeautiful @colinmford here comes your Mercator

                                                              frame from the Pixies’ “Here Comes Your Man” video

                                                              Alt...frame from the Pixies’ “Here Comes Your Man” video

                                                                [?]plusmid » 🌐
                                                                @plusmid@chaos.social

                                                                @infobeautiful A beautiful representation of people not understanding what Mercator projections are. Also, as others pointed out, the map is cropped and the "circle" is incorrectly drawn.

                                                                  [?]Matt McIrvin » 🌐
                                                                  @mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                  @infobeautiful This didn't look right to me, and I found this Reddit discussion correcting it:

                                                                  reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/MQI41Je

                                                                  If anything the "guitar pick" is understating the distortion.

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                                                                    [?]Trillian ✅✝️ 🇬🇧👍 » 🌐
                                                                    @oldrawgabbit@mastodon.world

                                                                    You too?

                                                                    List of complaints about needing your personal data online.

                                                                    Alt...List of complaints about needing your personal data online.

                                                                    Robert boosted

                                                                    [?]Information Is Beautiful » 🌐
                                                                    @infobeautiful@vis.social

                                                                    Every car rental line ever

                                                                    By instagram user @mattsurelee

                                                                    A humorous infographic titled “Every Rental Car Line Ever” showing a collection of colored dots representing different types of people and workers in a chaotic rental car office, with a small boxed area on the left containing blue and yellow dots depicting workers either milling around or frantically searching for cars while an orange dot represents a guy being tricked by insurance questions and a cluster of pink dots below symbolizes an exhausted family discovering they are renting a truck, while on the right side a scattered line of brown, green, purple, and red dots represents confused customers such as people in the wrong line, those with no urgency, a woman without a driver’s license, someone who needs to be downtown in negative fifteen minutes, and at the far right a striped multicolored dot represents people wondering why the process takes so long, with each dot explained by a legend at the bottom.

                                                                    Alt...A humorous infographic titled “Every Rental Car Line Ever” showing a collection of colored dots representing different types of people and workers in a chaotic rental car office, with a small boxed area on the left containing blue and yellow dots depicting workers either milling around or frantically searching for cars while an orange dot represents a guy being tricked by insurance questions and a cluster of pink dots below symbolizes an exhausted family discovering they are renting a truck, while on the right side a scattered line of brown, green, purple, and red dots represents confused customers such as people in the wrong line, those with no urgency, a woman without a driver’s license, someone who needs to be downtown in negative fifteen minutes, and at the far right a striped multicolored dot represents people wondering why the process takes so long, with each dot explained by a legend at the bottom.

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                                                                    [?]Void Chicken » 🌐
                                                                    @Taweret@timeloop.cafe

                                                                    disney's wish feels like it was written by chatgpt. and I'm not saying it was (I'm sure it wasn't. it was written too early for it for one) but I mean everything about it from the plot to the dialogue to the jokes feels like 'here's the statistically most likely thing to go here'

                                                                    and I suspect what actually happened is that everything about it just got committeed to death, all the actual creativity got sanded down into the safest version of itself until you have something that just feels like slop

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                                                                    [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                    @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                    @Taweret

                                                                    I saw it once, and I recited the lines with the characters.

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                                                                      [?]Void Chicken » 🌐
                                                                      @Taweret@timeloop.cafe

                                                                      @mwl turns out you don't need llms to write like llms. cynical studios picking the focus group favored option at every fork can achieve the same effect

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                                                                        [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                        @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                        @Taweret

                                                                        it's long standing hollywood practice, especially with animated films.

                                                                          [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                          @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                          If you're a gay man on IG, it's good at showing you hot men -- for some definition of hot. On the fedi that's much harder and I would argue is one of the real but stupid reasons it's harder to get the gays off IG.

                                                                          Following tags is not practical because many tags have been taken over by the NFSW "content curators" who are posting other people's content -- which is why I don't use any in my selfies.

                                                                          But there's a way to do curation: dedicated boost accounts.

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                                                                          [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                          @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                          A really great NSFW example of this is @Consexual (legit: NSFW) who is boosting NSFW content posted by real, masc-presenting fedi users. They are doing curation the right way and it's lovely (also: hot).

                                                                          I'm considering creating a fedi account that would consensually *boost* SFW selfies of masc-presenting, real fedi users. It would not post any original content or content of others, just boosts.

                                                                          Now for poll time.

                                                                          2/x

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                                                                            [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                            @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                            If there was a fedi account that was consensually boosting selfies of masc-presenting, real fedi users -- which might include shirtless as well as clothed selfies -- would you follow that account?

                                                                            3/x

                                                                            yes:37
                                                                            no:18

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                                                                            [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                            @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                            If you are a masc-presenting individual who sometimes posts selfies, would you consent to having those boosted to such an account? Your consent would be explicitly obtained beforehand.

                                                                            4/4

                                                                            yes:28
                                                                            no:8

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                                                                            [?]Brath [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                            @s_d_brath@mastodon.social

                                                                            @gairdeachas i am not in the target demographic, but it sounds like a good idea.

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                                                                              [?]Midtown Masochist 🐻 (RB-050) 🐷 » 🌐
                                                                              @Richboy50@woof.group

                                                                              @gairdeachas It would depend on how much activity there is. I don't want my feed overtaken by porn. I would like a happy balance in my feed.

                                                                                [?]jerm🏳️‍🌈✨️ » 🔓
                                                                                @bullfrogbinch@mastodon.social

                                                                                @gairdeachas I would follow an account like that to find people definitely

                                                                                  [?]Frank_NL » 🌐
                                                                                  @Frank_NL@mastodon.hypnoguys.com

                                                                                  Love your idea @gairdeachas I don’t miss all the porn that flooded my IG when I was still on that but I do like NSFW and SFW pictures of hot real men. Real here meaning not AI generated content or edited content by ‘creators’. @Consexual is a good example indeed and to be honest I find it really flattering that account follows me 😱😁

                                                                                  A supportive Yes and Yes from me on your poll. Goodluck 😚

                                                                                    [?]Ytetic » 🌐
                                                                                    @ytetic@4bear.com

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                                                                                    @gairdeachas bluesky has already occupied that ecological niche

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                                                                                      [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                      @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @ytetic That may be, but BS can die in a fire for all I care for corp-owned social media.

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                                                                                        [?]Ytetic » 🌐
                                                                                        @ytetic@4bear.com

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                                                                                        @gairdeachas it really boggles me but I still keep hearing about how masto is "too difficult to use". 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                                                                                          [?]Sean Casten » 🌐
                                                                                          @SeanCasten@mastodon.social

                                                                                          A good reminder that “originalism” means believing that America was better when only white male property holding Christians could vote and even they couldn’t be trusted to vote for Presidents and Senators. pennlive.com/news/2026/06/scot

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                                                                                          [?]DB » 🔓
                                                                                          @lawyersgunsnmoney@mstdn.social

                                                                                          @SeanCasten The regime likes to throw things to state legislatures they control and act in accordance with the regime’s dictates. When the state legislature in VA and the voters acted to add Dem congressional districts, the MAGA legislators and the MAGA VA Supreme Court blocked them. They are shamelessly disingenuous - playing Calvinball whether the window dressing is “states rights” or “originalism” the goal is the same.

                                                                                            [?]Scary Austin » 🌐
                                                                                            @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social

                                                                                            @SeanCasten
                                                                                            It sure looks like they're worried about losing the Senate, too.

                                                                                              [?]Reginald » 🌐
                                                                                              @raganwald@social.bau-ha.us

                                                                                              @SeanCasten George Carlin (1937 - 2008) put it rather well:

                                                                                              “America was founded by a group of slaveowners… Who wanted to be free.”

                                                                                                [?]Corb_The_Lesser » 🌐
                                                                                                @Corb_The_Lesser@mastodon.social

                                                                                                @SeanCasten Without right-wing gerrymandered control of state legislatures, Republicans wouldn't be proposing anything to increase alleged state sovereignty.

                                                                                                It's not 1789. Why should a state have more sovereignty than a county within a state? When 21st century anti-democratic extremists leverage claims of state sovereignty to attack rights, as they did in the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries, they're attacking the legitimacy of the US.

                                                                                                  [?]Amoshias » 🌐
                                                                                                  @Amoshias@esq.social

                                                                                                  @SeanCasten the problem is that even THAT frame grants that originalism is an actual THING - that it's got some kind of intellectual validity, even if one based on a racist framework.

                                                                                                  it doesn't. it has always been pseudo-intellectual nonsense, a made up excuse for Scalia and his disciples to claim that whatever bullshit they made up this week wasn't just their political preferences dressed up. that somehow he had the unique ability to mind meld with the founders.

                                                                                                    [?]jonathankoren™ » 🌐
                                                                                                    @jonathankoren@sfba.social

                                                                                                    @SeanCasten can’t gerrymander a state, so we have to eliminate statewide elections!

                                                                                                    They really do want to repeal the 20th century

                                                                                                      [?]SkyBlitz » 🌐
                                                                                                      @skyblitz@kanoa.de

                                                                                                      @SeanCasten it's a PR stun, even if the democrat where to take back both chamber, they would not have enough vote, to change the constitution.

                                                                                                      IT's Electoral BS (and i say that without judging is this good or not, i'm not knowledgage enough in the US worst electrorial system of all country, because big elector and etc is an outdated voting mechanism ... and even in 1913 it was already outdated in many other country.

                                                                                                      So the US way to vote need to change ... once trump is ousted, so a neutral voting system can be born.

                                                                                                        [?]katalogeur » 🌐
                                                                                                        @katalogeur@mastodon.social

                                                                                                        @SeanCasten

                                                                                                        Hmmm. I couldn't help but notice that 'only white male property holding Christians' were not at all Christian-like when they brought tens of thosands of slaves to this country to do their bidding ... or else.

                                                                                                        I don't recall anything in the New Testiment about Christ being OK with slavery. So it appears that white male property holders are open to compromising their supposed values when the price is right ....

                                                                                                        In that light, maybe they'd be wise to keep their stupid mouths shut.

                                                                                                          [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                          @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                                                          Why are people on Apple TV shows doing speech to text for messages? Sexting speech to text? Girl

                                                                                                          Also, I knew that one guy was going to do something bad because he didn't have an iPhone

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                                                                                                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                          @motoridersd@pug.ninja That's just like in 24. You could tell the good guys from the bad based upon who used Apple devices.

                                                                                                            [?]Ry [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                            @ryanhg@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                            @motoridersd Sexting speech to text sounds terrible. Now a sexting voice memo? That can be fun. 😈

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                                                                                                              [?]Isaac Watson :verified_gay: » 🔓
                                                                                                              @ibwatson@mstdn.party

                                                                                                              @ryanhg @motoridersd endorse, co-sign, canvas on behalf of 🫦

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                                                                                                                [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                                                                @ibwatson @ryanhg this is what I thought they were doing! But no...

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                                                                                                                  [?]Spytfyre 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @spytfyre@mastodon.scot

                                                                                                                  Apparently this was in the Boston globe

                                                                                                                  As per usual. Showing how it can be done and gaining respect everywhere they go.

                                                                                                                  As they said in during the last Euros

                                                                                                                  "No Scotland. No party!"

                                                                                                                  Newspaper page with photos of Scottish football fans having fun in Boston
Text reads:

Dear Tartan Army,

You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more.

For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years.

Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all.

Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes, and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city.

D

The Boston Globe

                                                                                                                  Alt...Newspaper page with photos of Scottish football fans having fun in Boston Text reads: Dear Tartan Army, You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more. For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years. Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all. Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes, and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city. D The Boston Globe

                                                                                                                    [?]Rob » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @robdaemon@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                    So my local library doesn't support OverDrive. If I want to check out an eBook, I have to use a Android or iOS app.

                                                                                                                    That sucks.

                                                                                                                    My Kobo reader isn't Android. So, this has me looking at Android-based eReaders and wow that's a crapshoot.

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                                                                                                                    [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                    @robdaemon Not to disparage the Coachella Valley libraries (because I legit paid for a visitor's PS library card for a year), but you still have access to the KCLS library, yes?

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                                                                                                                      [?]Rob » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @robdaemon@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                      @gairdeachas That's true, I do :)

                                                                                                                      It's the Riverside County Public Library that's the problem. Rancho Mirage, Palm Desert and Palm Springs have their own library systems that work with OverDrive. 😢

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                                                                                                                        [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                        @robdaemon Boo RCPL.

                                                                                                                        I'm 99% confident that as a CA resident you can get a free PS library card, FWIW. As a non-CA resident I tossed them something like $30 for a library card for a year (mostly because I wanted to support the local library -- I still got most of my books from SPL or KCLS).

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                                                                                                                          [?]Casey Peel [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @gairdeachas@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                          @robdaemon It was actually quite funny when I went into get my PS library card the first time. The woman was desperately trying to find some way to get me one for free -- asking about where I lived, library reciprocity, etc.

                                                                                                                          And I just wanted to give her money to support the library and bonus be able to get books out easily.

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                                                                                                                            [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                            @robdaemon@hachyderm.io @gairdeachas I have the same problem with Rancho Cucamonga Public Libraries. I may have to see if SB County's library system does OverDrive.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Rob » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @robdaemon@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                              @robert @gairdeachas I did email the Riverside County Public Library to ask for OverDrive in the future.

                                                                                                                              Try Fontana or Claremont or the SB County library, I guess

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                                                                                                                                [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                @Hunko@woof.group Recipients of bone marrow transplants often exhibit chimerism. Their blood has the DNA of their donor, while the rest of their cells have their original DNA.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Ilka 🌐 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @Ilka4You@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  A picture of a man smiling, with a rainbow painted on his cheek and a poster in his hand stating: "I don't wear rainbow items to tell yopu who is in my bed. I wear them so the family across the street feels safe. So the couple in the restaurant know they aren't alone. So the boy who sees me notice him looking at dresses kows I won't judge. I wear pride bc you make them hide."

                                                                                                                                  Alt...A picture of a man smiling, with a rainbow painted on his cheek and a poster in his hand stating: "I don't wear rainbow items to tell yopu who is in my bed. I wear them so the family across the street feels safe. So the couple in the restaurant know they aren't alone. So the boy who sees me notice him looking at dresses kows I won't judge. I wear pride bc you make them hide."

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                                                                                                                                    [?]École des Bro-Arts [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @aphyr@woof.group

                                                                                                                                    OH "My Wagnerian pornographic epic, 'God damn you're hung'"

                                                                                                                                    [?]Boy/Pup Praxis [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @dkub@woof.group

                                                                                                                                    RE: woof.group/@dkub/1167512639131

                                                                                                                                    The Atari game should've been ET. It was so bad they destroyed every copy of it.

                                                                                                                                    [?]Boy/Pup Praxis [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @dkub@woof.group

                                                                                                                                    The only thing Ready Player One has done for me is make me want to actually watch The Shining again.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                    @dkub@woof.group That was the most frustrating and impossible game I ever played on the Atari. (I still don't understand how stretching ET's neck allowed him to levitate out of pits/holes.)

                                                                                                                                      [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                      I came across a problem in #ed where I couldn't change a url, because it was full of slashes, which made the substitution command fail. I popped into vi to make that change, but then thought about how I might do it in ed in the future.

                                                                                                                                      What I realized is that I could split the lines where the URL stops and ends, replace the line that had just the URL itself (pasting in the new URL without having to backslash-escape the slashes), and then re-join the lines.

                                                                                                                                      Of course, NOW I just realized I could've done s,([^)]*),(new_url), instead, but whatevs, lol

                                                                                                                                      rld@Intrepid:~$ ed
                                                                                                                                      a
                                                                                                                                      Here is some text    
                                                                                                                                      I need to change [this link](https://example.com/some/stuff/here), ok?
                                                                                                                                      some more text
                                                                                                                                      .
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](https://example.com/some/stuff/here), ok?
                                                                                                                                      3	some more text
                                                                                                                                      2s/(/(\
                                                                                                                                      /
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](
                                                                                                                                      3	https://example.com/some/stuff/here), ok?
                                                                                                                                      4	some more text
                                                                                                                                      3s/)/\ 
                                                                                                                                      )/
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](
                                                                                                                                      3	https://example.com/some/stuff/here
                                                                                                                                      4	), ok?
                                                                                                                                      5	some more text
                                                                                                                                      2a
                                                                                                                                      https://archive.org/details/plan9designintro/mode/2up
                                                                                                                                      .
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](
                                                                                                                                      3	https://archive.org/details/plan9designintro/mode/2up
                                                                                                                                      4	https://example.com/some/stuff/here
                                                                                                                                      5	), ok?
                                                                                                                                      6	some more text
                                                                                                                                      4d
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](
                                                                                                                                      3	https://archive.org/details/plan9designintro/mode/2up
                                                                                                                                      4	), ok?
                                                                                                                                      5	some more text
                                                                                                                                      2,4j
                                                                                                                                      ,n
                                                                                                                                      1	Here is some text
                                                                                                                                      2	I need to change [this link](https://archive.org/details/plan9designintro/mode/2up), ok?
                                                                                                                                      3	some more text
                                                                                                                                      

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                                                                                                                                      [?]ed(1) conference [it/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @ed1conf@bsd.network

                                                                                                                                      @rl_dane

                                                                                                                                      In case you need it, the s command also takes a count as a flag, allowing you to do the Nth replacement without touching the other matches:

                                                                                                                                      $ ed
                                                                                                                                      a
                                                                                                                                      xxxxx
                                                                                                                                      .
                                                                                                                                      s/x/X/4p
                                                                                                                                      xxxXx

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                                                                                                                                        [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                        @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                        WHAAAAAT.

                                                                                                                                        rld@Intrepid:~$ echo hello |sed 's/l/7/2'
                                                                                                                                        hel7o
                                                                                                                                        rld@Intrepid:~$ 
                                                                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                        DAAAAAANG! XD

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Jason Bowen 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @jbowen@mast.hpc.social

                                                                                                                                        @rl_dane @ed1conf
                                                                                                                                        It makes me so excited that you've been genuinely using ed(1) lately! The better you understand it, the better you'll understand it's descendents and relatives.

                                                                                                                                        I'd like to plug @mwl's "Ed Mastery" if you aren't aware of it: tiltedwindmillpress.com/produc

                                                                                                                                        Even if you're already an ed(1) master, it's a fun, quick read and supports one of the greatest Unix authors around.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                          @jbowen @rl_dane @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                          :flan_blush: awww, thank you!

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                                                                                                                                            [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                            @mwl @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                            Just FYI, I can't seem to do any highlighting on the .kepub version of the book on my Kobo Clara Color. It lets me select text, even pick a color, and then it just goes *poof*

                                                                                                                                            Even when trying to create a note, the same thing happens. Nothing listed in the annotations section, either.
                                                                                                                                            I don't know if that's something you can look into, might be an issue with the conversion pipeline? :BlobCatBlush:

                                                                                                                                            The regular epub version does, but for some reason, the font is abnormally large on that. Don't know if that's just a Kobo thing.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                              @rl_dane @jbowen @ed1conf that's really odd!

                                                                                                                                              I have not heard of such a problem before, and I don't have a kobo to reproduce.

                                                                                                                                              Did you buy it from kobo or elsewhere?

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                                                                                                                                                [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                @mwl @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                No, I got it from tiltedwindmillpress.com

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                  @rl_dane @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                  thank you for buying direct, first of all.

                                                                                                                                                  and that eliminates my ability to blame it on the kobo store, dang it. :flan_wink:

                                                                                                                                                  Truth is, I have no idea what's wrong? Annotation should be a function of the device, not the file? The books are DRM-free and as unlocked as I know how to make them.

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                    @mwl @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                    You're welcome!

                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, I'm guessing it's some kobo EPUB (not DRM) black magick... some kind of metadata their reader doesn't like or something. Not a big deal. ;)

                                                                                                                                                    I wish I knew why the Kobo was interpreting the font size of the regular .EPUB as so huge. It looks fine when I view it in zathura (uses mupdf to render epubs) :D

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                      @rl_dane @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                      The first lessons of this business:

                                                                                                                                                      - epub standards aren't standard.

                                                                                                                                                      - every reader developer makes their own idiosyncratic choices for reasons that seemed perfectly good at the time.

                                                                                                                                                      - we are all doomed.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                        @rl_dane@polymaths.social @mwl Kobo readers have 2 separate display engines. Regular epubs are rendered with Adobe's crappy ADE. Epubs in Kobo's .kepub format use their own better renderer/software.

                                                                                                                                                        Even if reading regular books, always try to put them through something like kepubify (or use something like Calibre) to make sure you get a better experience.

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                          @robert

                                                                                                                                                          Hmm, that's a good idea, thank you! :)

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                          Ok, converting the regular #epub to #kepub with #kepubify totally worked. The new .kepub file has the right fonts and allows highlighting!

                                                                                                                                                          Thank you, @robert!

                                                                                                                                                          @mwl FYI and thanks again.

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                            @rl_dane @robert ah. The bookfunnel epub to kobo converter is fubar. Ty for letting me know!

                                                                                                                                                              [?]Jason Bowen 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @jbowen@mast.hpc.social

                                                                                                                                                              @mwl
                                                                                                                                                              Tangential question: what's the preferred outlet for getting a hardcover version of Ed Mastery? I was a bit surprised it wasn't on Tilted Windmill (unless I missed something).

                                                                                                                                                              @rl_dane @ed1conf

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                @jbowen @mwl @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                                It is on there, and they even have a print/epub combo. ;)

                                                                                                                                                                https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/ed/

                                                                                                                                                                P.S. love the snark on the Manly McManface edition, Michael. XD
                                                                                                                                                                (I almost bought that version ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                  @rl_dane @jbowen @ed1conf

                                                                                                                                                                  that's the print version, but it's paperback.

                                                                                                                                                                  I haven't got around to doing a hardcover version in that store yet, sadly. Every printer requires unique versions of the book files. I'm working through the backlist as time permits.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Jason Bowen 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @jbowen@mast.hpc.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @mwl @rl_dane @ed1conf
                                                                                                                                                                    Ah, thank you for the background. Are the versions on Strand and Amazon "official?"

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                      @jbowen @rl_dane @ed1conf yep! I sell through any channel that'll have me, unless they offer a bad deal.

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Jason Bowen 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @jbowen@mast.hpc.social

                                                                                                                                                                        @mwl @rl_dane @ed1conf
                                                                                                                                                                        I have a dream of getting to meet you at BSDCan or something and asking if you would sign it :) I was in a phase of just getting electronic copies when it first came out, and also for whatever quirk of my firmware I prefer hardbacks for signing over paperback.

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Erkhyan [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @erkhyan@yiff.life

                                                                                                                                                                          Today’s lesson in unfortunate font use comes courtesy of Portugal’s Federação Académica do Desporto Universitário.

                                                                                                                                                                          (1/2)

                                                                                                                                                                          A series of posters for a beach sports tournament, in which the choice of lettering unfortunately makes the word "final" read like "anal".

                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...A series of posters for a beach sports tournament, in which the choice of lettering unfortunately makes the word "final" read like "anal".

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Church of Jeff » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @jeffowski@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                          A screenshot of a social media post by "existentialmemes" on a dark background. The text reads: "Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights.' We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."

                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...A screenshot of a social media post by "existentialmemes" on a dark background. The text reads: "Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights.' We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Laura :bongoCat: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                            A two-panel meme. The top panel shows a woman comforting a stressed-looking man who is rubbing his temples, accompanied by the text, "Honey, tell me what's wrong". The bottom panel is a close-up of the stressed man with the text, "Every «C» in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently."

                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...A two-panel meme. The top panel shows a woman comforting a stressed-looking man who is rubbing his temples, accompanied by the text, "Honey, tell me what's wrong". The bottom panel is a close-up of the stressed man with the text, "Every «C» in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently."

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                            @cmconseils

                                                                                                                                                                            not to mention, how is a huge ocean made up of only 3 "c"s...

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Project Gutenberg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @gutenberg_org@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                              Love Language

                                                                                                                                                                              The undying dream of Esperanto

                                                                                                                                                                              by Katie Thornton

                                                                                                                                                                              harpers.org/archive/2026/06/lo

                                                                                                                                                                              Books in Esperanto at PG:
                                                                                                                                                                              gutenberg.org/ebooks/bookshelf

                                                                                                                                                                              The Esperantist, Complete

Editor: H. Bolingbroke Mudie

The cover of The Esperantist, Vol. I (Nov. 1903 – Dec. 1904), published at Norfolk Street, Strand, London. The ornate black-and-white design features a central star — the symbol of the Esperanto movement — surrounded by circular medallions depicting the continents of the world. A small portrait, likely of L.L. Zamenhof, the creator of Esperanto, appears at the centre bottom.

https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/38240/pg38240-images.html

                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...The Esperantist, Complete Editor: H. Bolingbroke Mudie The cover of The Esperantist, Vol. I (Nov. 1903 – Dec. 1904), published at Norfolk Street, Strand, London. The ornate black-and-white design features a central star — the symbol of the Esperanto movement — surrounded by circular medallions depicting the continents of the world. A small portrait, likely of L.L. Zamenhof, the creator of Esperanto, appears at the centre bottom. https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/38240/pg38240-images.html

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                Watching Designing Women is funny because it's very mid 80s in the US. A lot of these jokes wouldn't land with many people, especially younger ones.

                                                                                                                                                                                Would you understand a joke around "Imelda Marcos"?

                                                                                                                                                                                of course! 👠:54
                                                                                                                                                                                who?:9

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Jason Carty » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @Doctor_J_@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                @motoridersd Fun fact: She’s still alive!

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]@biscuit_pup » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @biscuit_pup@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                  @motoridersd I feel the same about the OG Will and Grace. So many references we have to explain to the boyfriend when we watch together.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]RopeSwitch » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ropeswitch@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                    @motoridersd my Imelda joke was: what’s Imelda Marcos’s favorite music group? Nu Shooz!

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]stib [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                      @stib@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      @motoridersd
                                                                                                                                                                                      I think the poll results are just reflecting the rather, er, mature demographic of the fediverse.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Amy Maybe [She/Her/Hey You] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @APBBlue@thepit.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        @motoridersd Yes, but only because you included the shoe as a reminder.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                          @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @robert@infosec.exchange When I spent my summers in Mammoth, we always looked forward to "going to the gas station" for lunch. I don't know if they still have the trapeze, but that Mobil station is forever in my memory.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @K6STR Their lobster taquitos were the best!

                                                                                                                                                                                            Because of the unusually warm season, they may open early. Traditionally, the owner would close for winter and take the employees on vacation. I imagine when they open will be tied to opening the pass into Yosemite.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Robert » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                              @motoridersd@pug.ninja Why find another way to give yourself unto the hellish alter of Facebook/Meta/Instagram.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Take it as a sign, and abandon the data-harvesters.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" [She/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @Lana@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                Fun fact for Seattleites:

                                                                                                                                                                                                Privately owned parking lots with predatory parking fees can't actually enforce any "parking fines" that they send to you. If it's not a ticket from the city, you can literally just ignore it. (Looking at you, Black Diamond and AirGarage).

                                                                                                                                                                                                The worst they can ever do is try to send it to collections, and if they do that, you can easily request that they provide validation of the debt in writing within 30 days. Once you make that request, the collection agency can't do ANYTHING. They can't contact you, they can't contact anyone you know, and they can't report it to a credit agency. It also immediately puts the burden of proof on them. How do they know it was you? They can't possibly know without security footage (which they don't have). Even if they do, there's a bunch of other things they have to prove to link you to the debt, and then prove that in court and it is absolutely not worth their time or money to do so. They will drop the debt immediately and you will never hear from them again.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                How I'm answering the phone these days [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                "Operations Help Desk, can I have your customer number?"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]David Fi&er [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                @djfiander@code4lib.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                @mwl You answer the phone?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Parade du Grotesque 💀 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  How I'm answering the phone these days [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mwl

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Evil.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I like it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  My favourite is (works best with a heavy accent): "Russian embassy, how may I help you?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]JimmyChezPants 🇨🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jpaskaruk@growers.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mwl Thank yoink.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mwl@io.mwl.io

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jpaskaruk ha! thank yoink back atcha

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Mistake not ... » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @zeri@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        How I'm answering the phone these days [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mwl you can then end the conversation with "Many tanks to you!" and immediately hang up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Cadbury Moose » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                                                                                                          How I'm answering the phone these days [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mwl

                                                                                                                                                                                                          In the past I have used:

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Forces of Evil PLC, how may we assist you?

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Gnome Central, Junior Gnome speaking, how may I help you?

                                                                                                                                                                                                          The one that is the current favourite is "Alligator Control", which does seem to distract some of the cold callers, but was what I used when doing Tech Support for $Dayjob on my personal mobile. Ops got used to it. It's now force of habit I'm afraid.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]furicle » 🔓
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mwl 1

                                                                                                                                                                                                            On the same theory as "if someone asks if you're a god..."

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]philipp » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eingemaischt@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mwl "Feuerwehrleitzentralemünsterlandost?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you say this as if it is one word - fast and aggressive - 90% of callers hang up immediately.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eingemaischt tbf, anyone answering the phone with that should be speaking very quickly!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tim Chase » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How I'm answering the phone these days [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mwl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I've found great benefit in answering as my own answering-service. "How may I direct your call? Oh, you'd like to speak with Tim? Yes, please leave your name, business name, and a good callback number in case he's interested. If you can't provide a callback number, it generally indicates you're a spammer or scammer and not worth his time."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If they're dumb enough to leave an actual callback number ("no, I'm afraid your number isn't showing up on my caller-ID, so I'll need you to provide a callback number"), I can trot off to the FTC Do Not Call page to report a complaint against the number.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Most get flustered until they hang up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Erik Ableson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mwl A long time ago, while running their Ottawa call center, I simply couldn’t stop myself from answering phone calls with « Pizza Pizza, may I have your phone number please? » when I was tired

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Fifty Shades of Fun 😉😏😈😈 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Prof. Sam Lawler » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I am... really tempted to pin this to the top of my account... Print it and put it on my office door... send it as my email signature... wear it around my neck at conferences....
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      bbc.com/worklife/article/20180

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A flowchart to find out if you're mansplaining.  The first step is "did she ask you to explain it" and if the answer is yes, not mansplaining.  This goes through various other scenarios, the funniest/saddest of which is "Do you have more relevant experience" and if the answer is "she has more" then it's "definitely mansplaining" while if the answer is "she has more and is a well known expert" then it's "Just stop talking now"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A flowchart to find out if you're mansplaining. The first step is "did she ask you to explain it" and if the answer is yes, not mansplaining. This goes through various other scenarios, the funniest/saddest of which is "Do you have more relevant experience" and if the answer is "she has more" then it's "definitely mansplaining" while if the answer is "she has more and is a well known expert" then it's "Just stop talking now"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" [She/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Lana@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Boss makes a billion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      While making no hires
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe that explains
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All those warehouse fires

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A poem I wrote about 5 years ago, published in several international magazines including Anarchy: 

Boss made a dollar
Grandad made a dime
But that was a poem
From a simpler time

Boss made a thousand
Gave my pa a cent
But that penny bought a mortgage
Or at least it paid the rent

Now boss makes a million 
And gives us jack
Smugly blames his workers
For the labor that he lacks

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A poem I wrote about 5 years ago, published in several international magazines including Anarchy: Boss made a dollar Grandad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time Boss made a thousand Gave my pa a cent But that penny bought a mortgage Or at least it paid the rent Now boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames his workers For the labor that he lacks

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Robert » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @elCelio@mastodon.uno @georgetakei Immigration judges aren't part of the judiciary; immigration issues—including judges—fall under the executive.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Robert » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @timbray@cosocial.ca Perhaps consider Vaultwarden, so you can self-host but still use the Bitwarden clients.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        https://github.com/dani-garcia/vaultwarden

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Vee » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Fifty Shades of Fun 😉😏😈😈 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @VeroniqueB99

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Weirdly I think this is what they were trying to do😉 😂

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Jello Bea Arthur 🍄 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nothing captures my mood like these dollar store Peeps.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A box of marshmallow ducks that look like they’re packed in too tightly so their faces are humorously fucked up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...A box of marshmallow ducks that look like they’re packed in too tightly so their faces are humorously fucked up.

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