Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]alissa » 🌐
@dnsprincess@infosec.exchange

My undergraduate degree in Sociology has prepared me better for AI than any of my technical certifications and degrees, including my time researching for my PhD in cybersecurity.

Humanities are the key.

Don't forget that.

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[?]Dungeon Crawler Ben » 🌐
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Oh my god 🤣

Alt...Ade Edmondson, Henning Wehn, Rachel Parris and Miles Jupp with host Jack Dee recording I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. A long standing bbc radio comedy show. X

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[?]Robert » 🌐
@robert@cornershop.network

@motoridersd@pug.ninja @robert I think that might fit your needs the best. And they've been around since the System 7 days (and maybe earlier); truly a house of great Mac software. (Although I have lately found myself going back to Nova from Panic ... although that's probably a bit heavier than you're looking for.)

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    [?]JustRosy 🇺🇦 » 🌐
    @JustRosy@universeodon.com

    Also found on SpaceNook! The hostages are getting restless!

    Simpsons styled meme that shows Lisa Simpson before a white board.  The text over it reads, "People who want to refuse care to patients due to personal or religious beliefs don't belong in the medical field or in mental health services."

    Alt...Simpsons styled meme that shows Lisa Simpson before a white board. The text over it reads, "People who want to refuse care to patients due to personal or religious beliefs don't belong in the medical field or in mental health services."

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    [?]Robert » 🌐
    @robert@cornershop.network

    @motoridersd@pug.ninja @robert I think they've since recombined the two softwares, and TextWrangler is now the free version of BBEdit you get once the trial license expires.

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      [?]Robert » 🌐
      @robert@cornershop.network

      @motoridersd@pug.ninja @Holberg Most cultures seem to have a similar cheese. Italians have stracciatella. (Burrata is fresh mozzarella wrapped around shredded stracciatella and cream, a truly sublime cheese.)

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        [?]Robert » 🌐
        @robert@cornershop.network

        @motoridersd@pug.ninja @scottwillsey BBEdit/TextWrangler is pretty great. TextMate is nice, also. I'm not sure about autosaving tabs, but another option may be TextAdept.

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          [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
          @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

          The picture is of a younf Buddhist monk reading a paper whilst leaning on an elephant.

The caption says:
Reading the instruction manual for that elephant you bought when you were drunk. We've all been there.

          Alt...The picture is of a younf Buddhist monk reading a paper whilst leaning on an elephant. The caption says: Reading the instruction manual for that elephant you bought when you were drunk. We've all been there.

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          [?]MicheleV_AK » 🌐
          @MicheleV_AK@sfba.social

          Best and funniest thing I've seen today on the interwebs.

          Meme: Jaws Canada shows a moose swimming behind a woman on a paddle board.

          Alt...Meme: Jaws Canada shows a moose swimming behind a woman on a paddle board.

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            [?]Louie Mantia, Jr. » 🔓
            @louie@pdx.social

            The amount of ╳ and ✓ icons on iOS and macOS increased *so much* with Liquid Glass, and it’s stupidly hard to know which of the many actions those two icons typically represent is the action the designer intended for any given placement. Stop it.

            I’m an icon designer and I know that icons can’t be used for everything. Icons alone can be decent shortcuts for some things, but they cannot always be a substitute for text.

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            [?]Charlie Stross » 🌐
            @cstross@wandering.shop

            This misfeature rolled out in Office365 last year and was the final straw for me that led to me cancelling my MS subscription and ditching Word.

            You should aim to do likewise: if you don't, you're one EULA change away from losing control of everything you say/write using their tools.
            mastodon.social/@dangillmor/11

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            [?]Lea Verou, PhD [she/her] » 🌐
            @leaverou@front-end.social

            This is excellent. 👌🏼

            “Open source, the thing that drives the world, the thing Harvard says has an economic value of $8.8 trillion.
            Most of it is one person.

            And […] not one of those single person projects have the proper amount of resources they need. If you want to talk about possible risks to your supply chain, a single maintainer that’s grossly underpaid and overworked.”

            Yuuup. Baffling how so many companies depend on open source software without funding it, ever.

            opensourcesecurity.io/2025/08-

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            [?]Alex R [He/him] » 🌐
            @alex@tech.lgbt

            Thank you Euro Truck Simulator for making me aware of the best border sign ever made ( photo source )

            A large blue sign cantilevered over a road, with text in Georgian followed by, in English, ‘Azerbaijan border / Good luck’

            Alt...A large blue sign cantilevered over a road, with text in Georgian followed by, in English, ‘Azerbaijan border / Good luck’

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            [?]Toni @ The Geexy Awards » 🌐
            @GEEXiES@mastodon.social

            😍 GEEXY STUFF

            Alt...A short video showing the whole process of building a full size LEGO figure costume with cardboard and glue. At the end, a person wears the costume.

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              [?]Typographica » 🌐
              @typographica@typo.social

              It gives me great pleasure to reject the silly American convention of putting punctuation in quotes, regardless of whether it’s part of the quote. (The practice comes from antiquated situations where an unsightly gap was caused by monospaced type, and it has no business surviving today: style.mla.org/punctuation-and-.)

              Just like the Oxford comma, I am all for the British quotation standard, even with American double quote marks.

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              [?]Information Is Beautiful » 🌐
              @infobeautiful@vis.social

              Cat vs printer - which is reliable?

              (by Lynn Miclea)

              A Venn diagram compares "CAT" and "INKJET PRINTER". The left circle is labeled "CAT" and is yellow. The right circle is labeled "INKJET PRINTER" and is purple. The overlapping orange section, representing shared characteristics, lists "MOODY", "SPEND A LOT OF TIME SELF-CLEANING", "UNRELIABLE", "DEMAND FEEDING WHEN CONTAINER IS FULL", and "IGNORE REQUESTS". A cat's head is visible in the bottom left corner, looking up at the diagram.

              Alt...A Venn diagram compares "CAT" and "INKJET PRINTER". The left circle is labeled "CAT" and is yellow. The right circle is labeled "INKJET PRINTER" and is purple. The overlapping orange section, representing shared characteristics, lists "MOODY", "SPEND A LOT OF TIME SELF-CLEANING", "UNRELIABLE", "DEMAND FEEDING WHEN CONTAINER IS FULL", and "IGNORE REQUESTS". A cat's head is visible in the bottom left corner, looking up at the diagram.

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              [?]Robert » 🌐
              @robert@cornershop.network

              @thickurt@woof.group @michaelthec Then there's the exceptionally strange case of Cincinnati chili, which is partially puréed and served over spaghetti

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                [?]Robert » 🌐
                @robert@cornershop.network

                @thickurt@woof.group @robert I know that's a hill Texans will die on, but not me. I personally just do not really enjoy the texture of beans in my chili. However, there are times when they are great for bulking/stretching a recipe, or in a green chili.

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                  [?]sam henri gold [he/him] » 🌐
                  @samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

                  Windows 95 Nuclear Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard

                  A Windows 95 driver installer. 
Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard

This wizard helps you install the software needed to use your portable bio-reactor with Windows 95.

You can install new drivers or update existing ones to ensure proper operation and containment.

To continue, click Next.

                  Alt...A Windows 95 driver installer. Bio-Reactor Setup Wizard This wizard helps you install the software needed to use your portable bio-reactor with Windows 95. You can install new drivers or update existing ones to ensure proper operation and containment. To continue, click Next.

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                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                  @robert@cornershop.network

                  @thickurt@woof.group @brad Not cocoa powder, but a chunk of dark chocolate. (Or possibly Abuelita, Mexican spiced chocolate.) And some extra umami: fish sauce, Worcestershire sauce, colatura, or MSG.

                  (And this is one of the very few times I will side with Texas: the best chili has no beans.)

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                    [?]Jimmy » 🌐
                    @jhavok@mstdn.party

                    @grrlscientist My library requires that anyone challenging a book has to read it and discuss it with a panel. That stops almost all challenges.

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @motoridersd@pug.ninja IIRC, it's just Baked Alaska: sponge, ice cream, meringue.

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                        [?]Jorge [he/him/his] » 🌐
                        @motoridersd@pug.ninja

                        I love The Pelican Brief (1993) because it's an amazing fantasy of justice, good journalism and "the good guys" winning and "the bad guys" getting what they deserve

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                        [?]Matt Blaze » 🌐
                        @mattblaze@federate.social

                        Tip: If the pharmacist gives you trouble about giving you the COVID vaccine, just wink and tell them you have "unbalanced humours". They'll know what you mean.

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                        [?]Democracy Matters :verified: » 🌐
                        @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social

                        Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) : “Our Maternal Death Rates Are Only Bad If You Count Black Women.” And this guy’s a fucking physician.

                        MAY-2022

                        vanityfair.com/news/2022/05/bi

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                          [?]Trish Greenhalgh » 🌐
                          @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                          Friend’s 8 yo is in hospital in Malaysia. This is how lunch comes. Different smiley face every time. Why aren’t we doing this?

                          Spag Bol with vegetables made into a smiley face.

                          Alt...Spag Bol with vegetables made into a smiley face.

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                          [?]abadidea [she/her] » 🌐
                          @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                          it has been zero days since a customer told us we're not allowed to handle their proprietary code on an internet-connected machine and then sent us a setup script that depends on the internet to bootstrap

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                          [?]Steve Herman » 🌐
                          @w7voa@journa.host

                          “Contrary to government statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign.” - Attorney Mark Zaid

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                          [?]Bruce Mirken » 🌐
                          @BruceMirken@mas.to

                          The Infectious Diseases Society of America doesn't like the latest announcement about

                          Graphic reading,
"By narrowing its approval,
FDA has made a decision that
completely contradicts the
evidence base, severely
undermines trust in science-
driven policy and dangerously
limits vaccine access,
removing millions of
Americans’ choice to be
protected and increasing the
risk of severe outcomes from
COVID.” |
® IDSA President Tina Tan, MD, FIDSA, FPIDS, FACP
-®IDSA

                          Alt...Graphic reading, "By narrowing its approval, FDA has made a decision that completely contradicts the evidence base, severely undermines trust in science- driven policy and dangerously limits vaccine access, removing millions of Americans’ choice to be protected and increasing the risk of severe outcomes from COVID.” | ® IDSA President Tina Tan, MD, FIDSA, FPIDS, FACP -®IDSA

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                            [?]Josephine Lee » 🌐
                            @josephinelee@texasobserver.social

                            “Judge Rules Ohio’s Voucher System Unconstitutional”- That ruling found that using public funds to subsidize tuition at private religious schools violates the Ohio Constitution’s ban on directing “school funds” to religious or sectarian institutions. prospect.org/education/2025-08

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                            [?]Andrea Junker :verified: » 🌐
                            @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

                            Voting should be easier than buying guns.

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                            [?]nixCraft 🐧 » 🌐
                            @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                            if you are not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

                            true happiness comes from chaining together obscure `sed` and `awk` commands to parse a log file, not from someone else.

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                            [?]Bryan Steele :flan_beard: » 🌐
                            @brynet@bsd.network

                            Now this is real convenient, especially on machines where's it impossible to hit the right key fast enough to enter the UEFI BIOS settings.

                            On /amd64, you can now type "machine fwsetup" at the boot> prompt in efiboot. :flan_thumbs:

                            jmatthew@ modified src/sys/arch/amd64/stand/{efi,}boot/*: Add a 'mach fwsetup' command, which uses the EFI OsIndications feature to reboot the machine into the firmware setup interface, if supported.
                            This is an optional feature introduced in UEFI 2.4 (released 2013).

                            ok kn@

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                              [?]Michael Gemar » 🌐
                              @michaelgemar@mstdn.ca

                              @Nonilex If the US government can nationalize defense contractors it can nationalize health insurance companies.

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                                [?]Eldritch kcarruthers » 🌐
                                @kcarruthers@infosec.exchange

                                The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global

                                It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.

                                newatlas.com/infectious-diseas

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                                [?]Dan Q [https://en.pronouns.page/@dan-q] » 🌐
                                @dan@m.danq.me

                                @davew We keep having these trends of trying to kill URLs. E.g.:

                                1. In the 90s, even as the Web started to really take off, services like Compuserve continued to push "GO Words" and other centralised, controlled keyword systems of addressing.

                                2. In the 00s, as search finally got good, advertisements experimented with "search for [X]" rather than printing an address (which lead to the obvious Googlebombs and squatting, because of course it did).

                                3. At various times, browsers have experimented with (and in Safari's case, even pushed ahead with) efforts to conceal the power of the URL, cutting the visible part down just the domain name or even replacing it with the name from the (EV) SSL certificate.

                                4. And nowadays, people's business cards show e.g. a Facebook, X, or Instagram logo followed by the "keyword" that'll find their services on that platform. There IS a URL, but people don't see it anymore. It's Compuserve all over again.

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                                  [?]BrianKrebs » 🌐
                                  @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                  The NYT reports today that members of the Department of Government Efficiency uploaded a copy of a crucial Social Security database in June to a vulnerable cloud server, putting the personal information of hundreds of millions of Americans at risk of being leaked or hacked, according to a whistle-blower complaint filed by the Social Security Administration’s chief data officer.

                                  From the story:

                                  "Mr. Borges did not indicate that the database had been breached or used inappropriately."

                                  "But his disclosure stated that as of late June, “no verified audit or oversight mechanisms” existed to monitor what DOGE was using the data for or whether it was being shared outside the agency. That kind of oversight would typically be provided by the agency’s career information security professionals, Mr. Borges said in his account."

                                  'And his complaint cites an official agency security assessment that described the project as “high risk” and that warned of “catastrophic impact” to Social Security beneficiaries and programs if the database were to be compromised."

                                  nytimes.com/2025/08/26/us/poli

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                                  [?]Em :official_verified: » 🌐
                                  @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

                                  Check out my new shirt! :awesome: 👕

                                  Destroy AI!

                                  • Bad at Everything! 👎
                                  • Kills the Planet! 🌍
                                  • Brain Atrophy! 🧠

                                  Artist: Phineas X. Jones
                                  Order one too: Octophant

                                  Thanks to @tante for the fantastic recommendation! tldr.nettime.org/@tante/114863

                                  Photo of a person wearing a black t-shirt with only the torso part showing. 

The t-shirt has an amazing illustration from artist Phineas X. Jones, showing a punk woman holding a chainsaw and kicking a robot in the face. Above her the words: "Destroy A.I." and below the design are three sentences: "Bad at Everything!", "Kills the Planet!", and "Brain Atrophy!"

                                  Alt...Photo of a person wearing a black t-shirt with only the torso part showing. The t-shirt has an amazing illustration from artist Phineas X. Jones, showing a punk woman holding a chainsaw and kicking a robot in the face. Above her the words: "Destroy A.I." and below the design are three sentences: "Bad at Everything!", "Kills the Planet!", and "Brain Atrophy!"

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                                    [?]alina🐾💖✨🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her/../../etc/shadow] » 🌐
                                    @alina@girldick.gay

                                    doomscrolling fedi with this bad boy

                                    a computer mouse with two scroll wheels, the packaging says "Cruise the Net faster with 2 wheels"

                                    Alt...a computer mouse with two scroll wheels, the packaging says "Cruise the Net faster with 2 wheels"

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                                    [?]Casey Liss » 🌐
                                    @caseyliss@mastodon.social

                                    @woe2you @thomholwerda Ah, yes, because when I ask “how is the weather outside" I desire for the response to be "well, water thinks it's very cold”.

                                    See also:

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                                      [?]Boy/Pup Praxis [He/Him] » 🌐
                                      @dkub@woof.group

                                      The only reason I use Fedora Server is because I like saying, "Oh you can just add that using the COCK PIT web UI"

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                                      [?]Jeff Hall - PCIGuru :verified: » 🌐
                                      @jbhall56@infosec.exchange

                                      The MIT research found that, of more than 300 organizations analyzed, 95% saw zero financial returns for their AI efforts, and even those which were actively using the technology had not seen major changes. semafor.com/article/08/22/2025

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                                      [?]:konsti: :villain_heart: Portable doggie 🔜 NFC [He/They] » 🌐
                                      @dogo@pounced-on.me

                                      do trans db admins get on that postgresterone or?

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                                      [?]Joy » 🌐
                                      @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social

                                      ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

                                      BOING!

                                      Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

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                                        [?]XKCD Bot » 🤖 🌐
                                        @xkcd@mastodon.com.br

                                        #3132 - Coastline Similarity

                                        Three-panel black-and-white classroom comic.

Panel 1: A teacher points with a stick to a wall map. On the world map, the east coast of South America and the west coast of Africa are traced in red. Text at top reads: “People had long noticed that South America and Africa had similarly-shaped coastlines.”

Panel 2: Same classroom. Two students sit at desks facing the teacher, who stands by the map. Text at top: “In the 20th century, geologists finally found the explanation:”

Panel 3: One of the students raises a hand and speaks; and the teacher interrupts. Dialogue:
Student: “Plagiaris—”
Teacher: “Continental drift.”
Student: “Oh.”

Hidden text: "Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!"

                                        Alt...Three-panel black-and-white classroom comic. Panel 1: A teacher points with a stick to a wall map. On the world map, the east coast of South America and the west coast of Africa are traced in red. Text at top reads: “People had long noticed that South America and Africa had similarly-shaped coastlines.” Panel 2: Same classroom. Two students sit at desks facing the teacher, who stands by the map. Text at top: “In the 20th century, geologists finally found the explanation:” Panel 3: One of the students raises a hand and speaks; and the teacher interrupts. Dialogue: Student: “Plagiaris—” Teacher: “Continental drift.” Student: “Oh.” Hidden text: "Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!"

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                                        [?]iFixit » 🌐
                                        @iFixit@mastodon.social

                                        @liaizon @samhenrigold After some testing, we've determined that lobsters are surprisingly easy to disassemble using standard tools (the Jimmy was especially handy here). However, the disassembly was entirely destructive, which means a zero in terms of repairability.
                                        It's not all bad, though! Unlike traditional tech, lobsters take very little resources to manufacture and are completely biodegradable. This makes replacement an acceptable alternative to repair in this crustacean's case.

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                                          [?]ℒӱḏɩę 💾☮∞🎶♲☀🔋 [she/her] » 🌐
                                          @Lydie@tech.lgbt

                                          This is a popular meme presented as a screenshot of a tweet from the user "Taming Fred Savage" (@FredTaming).

The meme uses a simple, two-line format to create a self-deprecating joke:

**me: [donating body to science]**

**science: [donates my body to goodwill]**

**Explanation of the humor:**

1.  **The Setup:** The first line, "me: [donating body to science]," describes a noble and altruistic act. Donating one's body to science is seen as a valuable contribution to medical research and education.

2.  **The Punchline:** The second line subverts this expectation. "Science" is personified as an entity that receives the body, evaluates it, and finds it so lacking in value that it passes it on to Goodwill.

3.  **The Joke:** Goodwill is a well-known chain of thrift stores that accepts donations of used goods (like clothing, furniture, and household items) to sell. The humor comes from the absurd and insulting idea that a human body would be treated like an unwanted piece of second-hand merchandise, implying the person is so worthless that even science has no use for them.

In short, the meme is a humorous expression of low self-esteem, suggesting that the speaker is useless even after death.

                                          Alt...This is a popular meme presented as a screenshot of a tweet from the user "Taming Fred Savage" (@FredTaming). The meme uses a simple, two-line format to create a self-deprecating joke: **me: [donating body to science]** **science: [donates my body to goodwill]** **Explanation of the humor:** 1. **The Setup:** The first line, "me: [donating body to science]," describes a noble and altruistic act. Donating one's body to science is seen as a valuable contribution to medical research and education. 2. **The Punchline:** The second line subverts this expectation. "Science" is personified as an entity that receives the body, evaluates it, and finds it so lacking in value that it passes it on to Goodwill. 3. **The Joke:** Goodwill is a well-known chain of thrift stores that accepts donations of used goods (like clothing, furniture, and household items) to sell. The humor comes from the absurd and insulting idea that a human body would be treated like an unwanted piece of second-hand merchandise, implying the person is so worthless that even science has no use for them. In short, the meme is a humorous expression of low self-esteem, suggesting that the speaker is useless even after death.

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                                            [?]Shivviness » 🌐
                                            @Shivviness@beige.party

                                            Quokka eating a leaf timeline cleanse.

                                            "Nom nom nom nom".

                                            en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka

                                            Alt...Video featuring a quokka, which is a marsupial about the size of a cat, and which looks like a small kangaroo crossed with a gopher, which is brown and has the cutest little boopable nose. It has what looks like a eucalyptus leaf in its front paws, which its chomping away on, and is totally unfazed by the microphone which somebody is holding in front of it's face, and the fact that the camera person is seemingly getting closer and closer to it.

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                                            [?]Dgar » 🌐
                                            @dgar@aus.social

                                            PRESENT Tense 

[Image of a Sea Horse swimming in the ocean]

PAST Tense

[Image of a wooden Saw Horse from a carpenter’s workshop]

                                            Alt...PRESENT Tense [Image of a Sea Horse swimming in the ocean] PAST Tense [Image of a wooden Saw Horse from a carpenter’s workshop]

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