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@robert@cornershop.network

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[?]Archaeo-Histories » 🌐
@archaeohistories@ohai.social

The Māori people descend from Polynesians whose ancestors emigrated from Taiwan to Melanesia between 3000-1000 BC, and then travelled east, reaching the Society Islands 1000 CE.

After a pause of 200 to 300 years, a new wave of exploration led to the discovery and settlement of New Zealand.

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    [?]Robert » 🌐
    @robert@cornershop.network

    @joel@tumfatig.net I appreciate that, because I doubt I would be able to understand your French posts if they were written for a technical reader.

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      [?]Robert » 🌐
      @robert@cornershop.network

      @mattblaze@federate.social @MedeaVanamonde The sign was fine. For those not from the area, this meant a massive vehicular redirect that could encompass several 100 miles. Pendleton/Oceanside sits at the the NW end of a suburban area. To get past this road block would have required nearly 3 hours of extra transit.

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        [?]The Weekend Spy :verified_gay: » 🌐
        @weekendspy@mastodon.nz

        I'm sure many of you have heard by now that earlier this week, IU k*lled the print edition of its student paper, the IDS. The issue that was supposed to print this week contained criticism of the Whitten regime and IUs further slide into Fscist control, and they couldn't allow that to happen during Homecoming, when all the rich alumni are in town.

        Enter Purdue! The Purdue student paper, The Exponent, owns its own presses. Yesterday, in an act of tremendous solidarity with their biggest rival school, they printed the forbidden issue of the IDS. They then drove it to Bloomington overnight and stocked all of the IDS boxes on campus, just in time for Homecoming.

        Solidarity is what makes us stronger, and solidarity will be what ultimately allows us to triumph, if we can ever truly get it together. I hope everyone has a fun, safe day if they're going out today, and I hope we can think about what acts of solidarity we can begin taking to really make this movement MOVE - beyond a permitted expression of upset into more active resistance.

        -Sara Whitmer

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        [?]Charlie Stross » 🌐
        @cstross@wandering.shop

        Because we need good news: Gary Larson is drawing again (he bought a tablet, taught himself how to use it, and suddenly drawing was fun again): thefarside.com/new-stuff/

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        [?]memes from outside fedi/atmosphere » 🌐
        @nonfedimemes@wetdry.world

        Photo of a question from an exam paper:

1. What is the French word for "eggplant"?
A. のみもの
B. すき焼き
C. Aubergine
D. デザート
E. $&%()@@

        Alt...Photo of a question from an exam paper: 1. What is the French word for "eggplant"? A. のみもの B. すき焼き C. Aubergine D. デザート E. $&%()@@

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        [?]Robert » 🌐
        @robert@cornershop.network

        @thickurt@woof.group Usually you get 3 misses before it gets "serious." However, I served last month, and it was a great experience. (They made me foreman, and the last day I wore a kilt to court, and got compliments across the board.)

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          [?]Robert » 🌐
          @robert@cornershop.network

          @alex@tech.lgbt I literally do not have the words needed to comment. I mean, I studied linguistics, EN, ES, FR, JP, EO, DE, RU … there just are not words

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            [?]n1k0 » 🌐
            @n1k0@mamot.fr

            I lolled hard

            Alt...Comedy piece from Chuck Armstrong featuring a time traveller coming from the future and telling each time a familly from the 70’s to not eat a certain type of food (eggs, meat, bread, etc) because the science is constantly evolving and contradicting itself over time and progress.

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            [?]Dude » 🌐
            @OddJob@beige.party

            I don't know who needs to know this but you can use patterned socks to mend holes in your clothes

            Alt...I don't know who needs to know this but you can use patterned socks to mend holes in your clothes

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            [?]Russell Garner » 🌐
            @rgarner@mastodon.social

            APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we
removing British objects instead?
Was Brexit all for nothing?
Gerry Paton, London

            Alt...APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London

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            [?]Robert » 🌐
            @robert@cornershop.network

            @Nonilex@masto.ai Do we think he's headed for the serious strife?

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              [?]Niki » 🌐
              @nikitonsky@mastodon.online

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              [?]Robert » 🌐
              @robert@cornershop.network

              Complaining about vaccine side effects [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@James@woof.group When you feel crappy after a vaccine/booster, just remember that's a good thing: the stronger your body's response, the more antibodies it's making and preparing for a future infection. It's when you have no response to a vaccine/booster that you should worry.

              (This counterintuitive tidbit of knowledge was shared with me by a forensic pathologist who specializes in immunoresponses.)

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                [?]Extreme Electronics » 🌐
                @Extelec@mstdn.social

                Made for reasons i'm not going into...

                A small stool, in a sample test tube, with a blue top, held in my hand.

                Alt...A small stool, in a sample test tube, with a blue top, held in my hand.

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                [?]LiteralGrill [Make Your Best Guess For My Amusement] » 🌐
                @literalgrill@sakurajima.moe

                Today is the day the Black Panthers were founded. As a disabled person, I'm going to remember how the coalition they built with Disabled people and their support during the 504 protests are the reason we even have the ADA today.

                As a gay person, I'm going to remember how Huey Newton gave speeches to defend gay rights and how the Black Panther movement literally changed minds during the civil rights movement on how gay people were perceived.

                And I'm going to think of the Black Panthers who NEVER CAME HOME to fight that fight for us and thank every power I know they made that sacrifice.

                jacobin.com/2025/10/black-pant

                https://stefanbohacek.online/users/stefan/statuses/115378251205877314

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                  [?]Steve Bellovin [He/Him] » 🌐
                  @SteveBellovin@infosec.exchange

                  My spouse and I now have an interesting experiment going: which enhances your 5G reception more, getting a Covid shot and a flu shot in the same arm on the same day, or getting one in each arm? Confounding factors: we have different length arms, and I'm not sure which is a better match for 5G wavelengths. Also, I use a computer a lot more, which means that the extra microchips I've just been injected with will help me a lot more.

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                  [?]Betsy Langowski » 🌐
                  @superbetsy@mastodon.social

                  I’m looking through my Macintosh user guide (the booklet that accompanied my 1984 Macintosh) for the first time in a while, and I’m a little obsessed with this graphic explaining scrolling.

                  A page from the “Learning Macintosh” chapter of the Macintosh user guide. It says “Most of the time, a window on the desktop can't show you the entire directory or document all at once, even when you've made the window very large. There's often more information than can fit in the window at one time.” With a MacPaint-generated papyrus scroll featuring a square demonstrating the visible content.

                  Alt...A page from the “Learning Macintosh” chapter of the Macintosh user guide. It says “Most of the time, a window on the desktop can't show you the entire directory or document all at once, even when you've made the window very large. There's often more information than can fit in the window at one time.” With a MacPaint-generated papyrus scroll featuring a square demonstrating the visible content.

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                  [?]Laura :bongoCat: » 🌐
                  @cmconseils@mastodon.social

                  A round wall clock with a black frame and white face. The text at the top reads, "I Changed My Clock To Alphabetical Time." The numbers on the clock face are arranged in alphabetical order: 8, 11, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 12, 2. The hour hand is pointing to the 10, the minute hand is pointing to the 11, and the second hand is just before the 2.

                  Alt...A round wall clock with a black frame and white face. The text at the top reads, "I Changed My Clock To Alphabetical Time." The numbers on the clock face are arranged in alphabetical order: 8, 11, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 12, 2. The hour hand is pointing to the 10, the minute hand is pointing to the 11, and the second hand is just before the 2.

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                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                  @robert@cornershop.network

                  @airspeedswift@mastodon.social @siracusa@mastodon.social That's because the regular post-census redistricting (handled by an independent non-legislative committee) takes place after 2030.

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                    [?]Hacker Memes » 🌐
                    @i0null@infosec.exchange

                    ½

                    *Assortment of configurations of a half-filled water glass*

Optipolygrafixs) half-full
Pessimist: (it’s) half-emply
Realist: it’s a glass of water.
Physicist: (water) liquid, (void) gas
Surrealist: *the water is split vertically*
Relativist: It's both half-empty & half-full
Utopist: *the half-glass of water is split with the water on-top*
Skepticist: It's not water
Artist: *stir water with paintbrush*

via: polygrafix

                    Alt...*Assortment of configurations of a half-filled water glass* Optipolygrafixs) half-full Pessimist: (it’s) half-emply Realist: it’s a glass of water. Physicist: (water) liquid, (void) gas Surrealist: *the water is split vertically* Relativist: It's both half-empty & half-full Utopist: *the half-glass of water is split with the water on-top* Skepticist: It's not water Artist: *stir water with paintbrush* via: polygrafix

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                    [?]captain acab :antifa:🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 [y'all/they/she] » 🌐
                    @redsad@ohai.social

                    tupperware

                    pie chart of time spent using Tupperware: there's a small blue slice labeled storing fresh food. 20% or so is green and says storing rotten food. and the rest is red and it says searching for the right fucking lid. 

                    Alt...pie chart of time spent using Tupperware: there's a small blue slice labeled storing fresh food. 20% or so is green and says storing rotten food. and the rest is red and it says searching for the right fucking lid. 

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                    [?]Danielle Foré [She/Her] » 🌐
                    @danirabbit@mastodon.online

                    We’re getting to the point where as a tech company all you have to do is not be fascist or actively sabotage your own product with AI bullshit. You don’t even have to be good, you just have to not actively be bad

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                    [?]Alice McFlurry :bc: » 🌐
                    @Alice@beige.party

                    Inside of you are two wolves and now you're questioning the life choices that lead to you agreeing to shoot this Teen Wolf parody porn in the first place.

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                    [?]Esther Schindler » 🌐
                    @estherschindler@newsie.social

                    I laughed

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                    [?]Cllr Paul Oldham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 [he/him] » 🌐
                    @pauloldhamsnp@mastodon.scot

                    "If you allow politicians to violate your rights in times of crisis, they will create crises to violate your rights".

                    Une photo de pancarte de manif.
La pancarte dit : " Si vous permettez aux politiciens de violer vos droits en temps de crise, ils créeront des crises pour violer vos droits".

                    Alt...Une photo de pancarte de manif. La pancarte dit : " Si vous permettez aux politiciens de violer vos droits en temps de crise, ils créeront des crises pour violer vos droits".

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                    [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: [they/them] » 🌐
                    @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                    there's a high correlation between having gay sex and writing good software; so my number 1 tip to people aspiring to write good software would be: have more gay sex

                    :matrix_code: :BUTTS: :matrix_code:

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                      [?]Apostolos K. » 🌐
                      @koutropoulos@social.ds106.us

                      This was not on my bingo card for this year...QAnon Shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and declares himself the rightful President of the United States boingboing.net/2025/10/03/qano

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @georgetakei@universeodon.com George, Substack continues to support and push/advertise far-right (read, Nazi) accounts. I find it troubling that you continually link to and promote others using that platform. I will not follow any link to a substack.com domain, and am considering whether or not to consider following your account while you promote links to such an affiliate!

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                        [?]BasicAppleGuy » 🌐
                        @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social

                        Office 365 is finally catching up with the glassy icons Macs had a quarter century ago.

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                        [?]Tim Bray 🇨🇦 » 🌐
                        @timbray@cosocial.ca

                        The canceling of ICEBlock is more evidence, were any needed, that the Web is the platform of the future, the only platform without a controlling vendor. Anything controversial should be available through a pure browser interface.

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                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                          @robert@cornershop.network

                          @arstechnica@mastodon.social While many are comparing this action to Apple's removal of VPNs in China, I believe this is far worse. China requires non-local content to pass through its Great Firewall; American law permits and protects apps such as ICEBlock.

                          (Although it should be noted, the ICEBlock app is not quite the great equalizer it has been advertised as being. Further, that particular app has not been specifically shown to factor into the DHS claims of doxxing.

                          Also, we all knew this time was coming, so make sure that those of you who have the app don't delete it, because Apple is not removing it from your phones if you have it already installed.)

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                            [?]Nonilex » 🌐
                            @Nonilex@masto.ai

                            fires top scientist weeks after she files complaint

                            Dr. Jeanne Marrazzo’s complaint reportedly involved the Trump admin’s toward

                            The US ** secretary, RFKJr, has fired a top scientist at the National Institutes of (NIH) just 3 weeks after she had filed a whistleblower complaint against the Trump admin relating to its hostility towards vaccines, according to a report.


                            theguardian.com/us-news/2025/o

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                              [?]Robert » 🌐
                              @robert@cornershop.network

                              @arstechnica@mastodon.social My Max access comes from a DirecTV subscription. I rarely access CNN content via Max, but I suppose I no longer can. The CNN+ streaming experiment was a flop, so why the blazes are they trying it again?!‽

                              Although, previously CNN used to be rather impartial and middle-of-the-road with their commentary, they are leaning more partisanly right. (Perhaps they are following the other mega-broadcaster playbook of bootlicking to secure favorable approval terms future mega-mergers.)

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                                [?]Mastodon Migration » 🌐
                                @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online

                                Video Clip: Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) | Shutdown Comes Down To The Price Americans Have To Pay For Their Healthcare | 0:50

                                youtu.be/JfGOP63vLFs?si=BPcGpN

                                "In my state, premiums are going to go up by $475 a month. 109,000 people in the state of Arizona will potentially lose their health insurance. That's what all this is about."

                                @renewedresistance

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                                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                  @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social @georgetakei The sentence actually was 10 years. Why he is confined to prison for only 5% of that sentence is beyond my ken.

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                                    [?]TomKrajci 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ » 🌐
                                    @KrajciTom@universeodon.com

                                    @ai6yr

                                    Mechanic - hourly rates. Call it flexible pricing.

                                    Alt...Mechanic - hourly rates. Call it flexible pricing.

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                                      [?]The Oatmeal » 🌐
                                      @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                      What you think your brain is supposed to do versus what it actually does.

                                      A person is talking to their brain and saying “hello friend your job is to keep me happy“ the brain replies “nah, my job is to protect you from real and imagined threats.” that night the person lies in bed awake saying to themselves “I’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe” brain replies “OK but what if…”

                                      Alt...A person is talking to their brain and saying “hello friend your job is to keep me happy“ the brain replies “nah, my job is to protect you from real and imagined threats.” that night the person lies in bed awake saying to themselves “I’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe” brain replies “OK but what if…”

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                                      [?]sjvn » 🌐
                                      @sjvn@mastodon.social

                                      So, this is what you meant, Arch Linux, right?

                                      An arch made of old CRT monitors.

                                      Alt...An arch made of old CRT monitors.

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                                      [?]Danny Palmer » 🌐
                                      @dannyjpalmer@infosec.exchange

                                      Thinking of this classic* @smbccomics during Cybersecurity Awareness Month

                                      *From 2012 (!?)

                                      smbc-comics.com/?id=2526

                                      Top panel: Movie hacking...

Man sitting at a PC says "If I can just overclock the unix django, I can basic the DDoS root. Damn. No Nice. But wait... if I disencrypt their kilobytes with a backdoor handshake then... jackpot"

Bottom panel: Real hacking...

Left: A man on the phone at a computer says "Hi, this is Robert Hackerman. I'm the county password inspector."
Right: The man he's calling, who seems to be working in an office,  responds "Hi bob! How can I help you today?"

                                      Alt...Top panel: Movie hacking... Man sitting at a PC says "If I can just overclock the unix django, I can basic the DDoS root. Damn. No Nice. But wait... if I disencrypt their kilobytes with a backdoor handshake then... jackpot" Bottom panel: Real hacking... Left: A man on the phone at a computer says "Hi, this is Robert Hackerman. I'm the county password inspector." Right: The man he's calling, who seems to be working in an office, responds "Hi bob! How can I help you today?"

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                                        [?]Ortie » 🌐
                                        @Ortie@corneill.es

                                        @amberage @JellyTBeagle

                                        Screenshot of a tweet by @PPathole 
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech wqorkers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

                                        Alt...Screenshot of a tweet by @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech wqorkers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

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                                          [?]Where Homes Get Weird » 🌐
                                          @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net

                                          If you want to go down a rabbit hole, here is a list of houses built purely out of spite.
                                          en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_ho

                                          Alameda spite house at Broadway & Crist St, Alameda, California. It is on the corner of a lot and is long and very narrow, and looks like it's blocking the view from the side of the house next to it which is extremely close to it. It's light green and has 2 stories with many sizes of different windows.

                                          Alt...Alameda spite house at Broadway & Crist St, Alameda, California. It is on the corner of a lot and is long and very narrow, and looks like it's blocking the view from the side of the house next to it which is extremely close to it. It's light green and has 2 stories with many sizes of different windows.

                                          "The Skinny House in Boston, Massachusetts, was reputedly built by a man who inherited only a small patch of land, to spite his neighbor by blocking his view." It is an extremely narrow 4 story dwelling crammed in between 2 larger buildings

                                          Alt..."The Skinny House in Boston, Massachusetts, was reputedly built by a man who inherited only a small patch of land, to spite his neighbor by blocking his view." It is an extremely narrow 4 story dwelling crammed in between 2 larger buildings

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                                          [?]Andrea Junker :verified: » 🌐
                                          @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

                                          I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

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                                          [?]Campbell Jones [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                          @serebit@floss.social

                                          @stephanie The city government in Albequerque, New Mexico elected to make the city's bus system free after doing the math and realizing that they would actually *save* money by dropping all of the financial management they had to do to charge people for it.

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                                            [?]alios » 🌐
                                            @alios@23.social

                                            Mount Rushmore ... as(s) seen from Canada

                                            as Bild zeigt eine Lego-Darstellung von Mount Rushmore, mit einer humorvollen Variation. Im Vordergrund befindet sich eine grüne, steinige Landschaft mit mehreren Lego-Figuren, die als Hüften und Beine dargestellt sind, anstatt der tatsächlichen Porträts der Präsidenten. Diese Figuren sind in einer Reihe angeordnet und sitzen auf einem felsigen Hügel. Kleine grüne Bäume sind um die Figur gruppiert. Vor der Darstellung steht ein Schild mit der Aufschrift "MOUNT RUSHMORE (CANADIAN SIDE)". Die Hintergrundumgebung ist einigermaßen unscharf, mit einem professionellen Umfeld, das auf eine Ausstellung oder einen Workshop hinweist.

                                            Alt...as Bild zeigt eine Lego-Darstellung von Mount Rushmore, mit einer humorvollen Variation. Im Vordergrund befindet sich eine grüne, steinige Landschaft mit mehreren Lego-Figuren, die als Hüften und Beine dargestellt sind, anstatt der tatsächlichen Porträts der Präsidenten. Diese Figuren sind in einer Reihe angeordnet und sitzen auf einem felsigen Hügel. Kleine grüne Bäume sind um die Figur gruppiert. Vor der Darstellung steht ein Schild mit der Aufschrift "MOUNT RUSHMORE (CANADIAN SIDE)". Die Hintergrundumgebung ist einigermaßen unscharf, mit einem professionellen Umfeld, das auf eine Ausstellung oder einen Workshop hinweist.

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                                              [?]Archaeo-Histories » 🌐
                                              @archaeohistories@ohai.social

                                              😆😆😆

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                                                [?]nixCraft 🐧 » 🌐
                                                @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                Ditch DocuSign! Use DocuSeal. It is a free, open source secure, and efficient tool to handle all your documents. Simply create PDF forms that anyone can fill and sign online using easy, mobile optimized tool and much more. Give it a try github.com/docusealco/docuseal

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                                                [?]Robert » 🌐
                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org It's also the tune to "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

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