Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]sjvn » 🌐
@sjvn@mastodon.social

So, this is what you meant, Arch Linux, right?

An arch made of old CRT monitors.

Alt...An arch made of old CRT monitors.

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[?]Where Homes Get Weird » 🌐
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net

If you want to go down a rabbit hole, here is a list of houses built purely out of spite.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_ho

Alameda spite house at Broadway & Crist St, Alameda, California. It is on the corner of a lot and is long and very narrow, and looks like it's blocking the view from the side of the house next to it which is extremely close to it. It's light green and has 2 stories with many sizes of different windows.

Alt...Alameda spite house at Broadway & Crist St, Alameda, California. It is on the corner of a lot and is long and very narrow, and looks like it's blocking the view from the side of the house next to it which is extremely close to it. It's light green and has 2 stories with many sizes of different windows.

"The Skinny House in Boston, Massachusetts, was reputedly built by a man who inherited only a small patch of land, to spite his neighbor by blocking his view." It is an extremely narrow 4 story dwelling crammed in between 2 larger buildings

Alt..."The Skinny House in Boston, Massachusetts, was reputedly built by a man who inherited only a small patch of land, to spite his neighbor by blocking his view." It is an extremely narrow 4 story dwelling crammed in between 2 larger buildings

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[?]Louie Mantia, Jr. » 🔓
@louie@pdx.social

I don’t care how bad you think you are at HTML (and CSS). A website that you wrote the HTML yourself is infinitely better than any template-based website you pulled from somewhere else.

If you think it’s going to be too much work, I promise you, fiddling with a template-based solution is going to—somehow—be more work, especially to maintain as the framework, template, or font changes without you knowing.

Write it yourself. One of my all-time favorite websites is this: vitalesbakery.com

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[?]Andrea Junker :verified: » 🌐
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

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[?]Archaeo-Histories » 🌐
@archaeohistories@ohai.social

😆😆😆

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    [?]nixCraft 🐧 » 🌐
    @nixCraft@mastodon.social

    Ditch DocuSign! Use DocuSeal. It is a free, open source secure, and efficient tool to handle all your documents. Simply create PDF forms that anyone can fill and sign online using easy, mobile optimized tool and much more. Give it a try github.com/docusealco/docuseal

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    [?]Robert » 🌐
    @robert@cornershop.network

    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org It's also the tune to "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

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      [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
      @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

      "Back to work today, forgot my pass so locked bike outside Cannon Street station. Left work at 6pm to find just the cut lock and no bike, resigned to never seeing my trusty stead again asked the station if they have cameras. A guy appeared waving at me, asked me to put the code into my cut lock. He replied ‘I have your bike’ with a smile I will never forget!! His name is Abdul Muneeb and he works for South Eastern Railways, he was on a break and saw a guy bolt cut the lock and challenged him to give it back, he then took it inside and waited 4 hours after his shift finished to personally make sure I got my bike back. The world needs more Abdul’s, he is a legend of a man and a credit to his employer."
      Story Credit: Steve Farmer

      The picture is of a middle Eastern looking man smiling and holding a bike. In the foreground is a cut bike lock.

      Alt...The picture is of a middle Eastern looking man smiling and holding a bike. In the foreground is a cut bike lock.

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      [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
      @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

      Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

The picture is of a woman, Underneathe her head shot is her name, "Gemma Pell"

      Alt...Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France. The picture is of a woman, Underneathe her head shot is her name, "Gemma Pell"

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      [?]devopscats » 🌐
      @devopscats@toot.cat

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      [?]JA Westenberg » 🌐
      @Daojoan@mastodon.social

      My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”

      Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner

      Kiddo: that’s AI

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      [?]AIITheSparkIeS. » 🔓
      @AweThatSparkle@mstdn.social

      😁 ✨

      "Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips."

      Alt..."Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips."

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      [?]Vee » 🌐
      @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

      Unicorns just leveled up.

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      [?]BeyondMachines :verified: » 🤖 🌐
      @beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange

      HelloWorld salad:

      Photo of a food package branded Amazon Kitchen

LOREM IPSUM DOLOR & CHEDDAR

With lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, sed diam ek 3
nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt. 

PERISHABLE, KEEP REFRIGERATED

      Alt...Photo of a food package branded Amazon Kitchen LOREM IPSUM DOLOR & CHEDDAR With lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, sed diam ek 3 nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt. PERISHABLE, KEEP REFRIGERATED

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      [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) » 🌐
      @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

      This has got to be one of the best. In Wales, UK, there is a legal requirement for road signs to be in both English and Welsh. So, in this case, the official of the Highways department emailed the English wording to the translator and, after receiving a reply, proceeded to have the sign made and installed.

      Unfortunately, a few weeks later, Welsh-speaking drivers began to call up to point out that the Welsh reads..... "I am currently out of the office. Please submit any work to the translation team."

      The picture is of a road sign. The top part is in English and the bottom part in Welsh.

The English part says, "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only."

      Alt...The picture is of a road sign. The top part is in English and the bottom part in Welsh. The English part says, "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only."

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      [?]Robert » 🌐
      @robert@cornershop.network

      @chockenberry@mastodon.social I reported an issue to @MonaApp@mastodon.social about this exact problem, but have had no response back from them. (Of course, the previous issues I mentioned or requests I made were never acknowledged either, so I guess this is par for the course.)

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        [?]your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 » 🌐
        @blogdiva@mastodon.social

        BTW could point out that English-speaking Afroboricuas fought side-by-side with African Americans in their regiments during World War 2. or i could default to lauding the Air Force’s all-Black Tuskeegee Air Men.

        why do so when i can talk about an AIR WOMAN who became one of the most successful spies for France, UK & USA whilst still working as, for all intents and purposes of burlesque and cabaret, the most famous stripper in the world?

        this post is about the AF, Josephine Baker

        🧵…

        1920s burlesque goddess and fashion icon, Josephine Baker, posing in a silk strapless dress with a gold chain & pearls necklace, 5-string pearl wrist cuff and chandelier earrings. her hair is in the Eaton haircut style and she has deep kohl eyeliner and dark lips makeup typical of the vamp style (some call it the flapper style these days)

        Alt...1920s burlesque goddess and fashion icon, Josephine Baker, posing in a silk strapless dress with a gold chain & pearls necklace, 5-string pearl wrist cuff and chandelier earrings. her hair is in the Eaton haircut style and she has deep kohl eyeliner and dark lips makeup typical of the vamp style (some call it the flapper style these days)

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          [?]Chuck Darwin » 🌐
          @cdarwin@c.im

          Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls
          to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man,
          in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting”.

          The man noticed that posts encouraging him to “get Threads”,
          Mark Zuckerberg’s rival to Elon Musk’s X,
          were being dropped into his Instagram feed
          ❌ featuring embedded posts of uniformed girls as young as 13 with their faces visible and, in most cases, their names.

          The children’s images were used by Meta after their parents had posted them on Instagram to mark their return to school.
          ⚠️The parents were unaware that Meta’s settings permitted it to do this.
          🔥One mother said her account was set to private -- but the posts were automatically cross-posting to Threads where they were visible.
          Another said she posted the picture to a public Instagram account.
          💥The posts of their children were highlighted to the stranger as “suggested threads"
          theguardian.com/technology/202

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          [?]CCK's OLD ACCOUNT » 🌐
          @cckitchen@mastodon.social

          Hello fediverse! We are Cambridge Community Kitchen, a mutual aid project based in a squatted pub in central Cambridge, UK.

          We cook around 300 hot vegan meals every Thursday and every Sunday, 52 weeks of the year, and we deliver to literally anybody who asks, for free, across the city.

          Nobody owns CCK. We have no managers. Nobody has a job title, or decision making power over any part of the operation. And it Works™.

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            [?]Robert » 🌐
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            [?]Robert » 🌐
            @robert@cornershop.network

            @MonaApp@mastodon.social Using the new beta, when the "Reduce Transparency" accessibility option is enabled on iOS 26 while on dark mode, the header text changes from white to black when the timeline is scrolled. When a new tab is selected, the header reverts to white; but as soon as the content scrolls, it switches to black.

            However, if the accessibility option to "Reduce Transparency" is not enabled, the text remains white when scrolling.

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              [?]Robert » 🌐
              @robert@cornershop.network

              @caseyliss@mastodon.social @jakegub@mastodon.social Why not from a local encrypted backup on your PC?

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                [?]Lesley Carhart :unverified: » 🌐
                @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange

                A kind Canadian sent me this and we will see how it holds up

                A flowchart titled "How to Measure Things Like a Canadian," guiding users through measurement choices based on categories like speed, distance, temperature, mass, and volume. It differentiates between metric and imperial units based on specific questions related to the measurement context

                Alt...A flowchart titled "How to Measure Things Like a Canadian," guiding users through measurement choices based on categories like speed, distance, temperature, mass, and volume. It differentiates between metric and imperial units based on specific questions related to the measurement context

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                [?]Catherine Schmidt » 🌐
                @lillyfinch@mstdn.social

                “If you don’t own a
gun, you can’t have
an opinion on the
Second Amendment.”

Cool take!

Now do uteruses.

                Alt...“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.” Cool take! Now do uteruses.

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                  [?]Boy/Pup Praxis [He/Him] » 🌐
                  @dkub@woof.group

                  Something BDSM also taught me is that religious experiences aren’t about Sky Daddies, they’re about ritual and people unified in the ritual. So like the whole singing hymns and shit is just How Concerts Be When You’re Into Them and not the Divine Breeze cupping your balls or whatever.

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                  [?]Anon Opin » 🤖 🌐
                  @anon_opin@mastodon.social

                  Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it

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                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                  @robert@cornershop.network

                  @motoridersd@pug.ninja I had issues with Samsung phones in the past, and my brother's Samsung washer blew up, throwing the drum through the garage/kitchen wall. I will never purchase a Samsung consumer appliance/device, and actively counsel friends and family to avoid them. (Chips and drives are OK, but that's it.)

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                    [?]Ravensrod 🫖 🍰 » 🌐
                    @ravensrod@mstdn.social

                    @miffyhelen @TheBreadmonkey

                    
English
doesn't borrow
from other 
languages.
English follows other languages
down dark alleys,
knocks thew over and
goes through their pockets
for loose grammar,

                    Alt... English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks thew over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar,

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @motoridersd@pug.ninja That has never been my experience. I have found Preview to be a best-in-class PDF reader. (Especially since macOS took NeXT's display postscript, so the entire windowing system was essentially PDF.)

                      (But if you want lightweight, Sumatra on Windows, and Zathura/MuPDF for *nix, and I think the latter can do Mac, too.)

                      (Looking for Zathura on macOS brought out Skim, which I had completely forgotten about: https://sourceforge.net/projects/skim-app/ )

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                        [?]XKCD Bot » 🤖 🌐
                        @xkcd@mastodon.com.br

                        #3138 - Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

                        Single-panel comic titled “Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure.”

Top left text: “Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A ‘2x4’ is actually 1½" by 3½", and a ‘1x8’ is ¾" by 7⅞".” To the right, a lumber labeled “2x4” with dimension arrows: vertical '1½"' and horizontal '3½"'.

Below left, two yellow tape measures: the first labeled “12'”; the second labeled “12'*”. To the right of them, text: “If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our dimensional lumber tape measure.”

Middle: a long yellow tape labeled “Normal tape measure” showing inches 1 through 9 with tick marks. Below it, another long yellow tape labeled “Dimensional lumber tape measure” showing inches 1 through 10 with tick marks that are slight more narrow than those of the “normal tape measure”.

Bottom caption: “Don’t tell them you got it — just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!”

Hidden text: "A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches."

                        Alt...Single-panel comic titled “Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure.” Top left text: “Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A ‘2x4’ is actually 1½" by 3½", and a ‘1x8’ is ¾" by 7⅞".” To the right, a lumber labeled “2x4” with dimension arrows: vertical '1½"' and horizontal '3½"'. Below left, two yellow tape measures: the first labeled “12'”; the second labeled “12'*”. To the right of them, text: “If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our dimensional lumber tape measure.” Middle: a long yellow tape labeled “Normal tape measure” showing inches 1 through 9 with tick marks. Below it, another long yellow tape labeled “Dimensional lumber tape measure” showing inches 1 through 10 with tick marks that are slight more narrow than those of the “normal tape measure”. Bottom caption: “Don’t tell them you got it — just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!” Hidden text: "A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches."

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                        [?]Holly » 🌐
                        @HollyCo26588808@universeodon.com

                        19 Episodes of Fractured Fairy Tales, From the Moose and Squirrel Show

                        youtu.be/pEHUMV0HjBM

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                          [?]Disisdeguey🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸 » 🔓
                          @disisdeguey@expressional.social

                          "A man on the streets in the UK is asked about "the problem of inmigration" and dismantled talking points with ease"
                          I'm in love 😍✊️

                          Alt...A man wearing a white cap, with a moustache. Talking straight to the camera.a text on the screen says: "A man on the streets if the UK is asked about "the problem of inmigration" and dismantled talking points with ease"

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                            [?]Robert » 🌐
                            @robert@cornershop.network

                            @ryanc@infosec.exchange @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange I'm not sure what counts as "offensive", but I use Proton here. They support both WG and IE.

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                              [?]Electronic Frontier Foundation » 🌐
                              @eff@mastodon.social

                              “VA hospitals are clamoring for some way of preventing any gun violence, which is a very real concern,” and to “just throw technology at it is a shame” that has little to do with actual science, EFF’s Matthew Guariglia told Military Times.
                              militarytimes.com/veterans/202

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                              [?]Everything™ » 🌐
                              @everything@kinkycats.org

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                              [?]Robert » 🌐
                              @robert@cornershop.network

                              @TheConversationUS@newsie.social Substack supports and promotes neo-Nazi content. Why are you giving their platform a voice and additional promotion?

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                                [?]Robert » 🌐
                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                @motoridersd@pug.ninja Learned from a forensic pathologist: the stronger/worse your reaction to a vaccine is, the better for your health. It means your body is actively creating antibodies for the "new intrusion". A weak response generally means that your body is already weak, and can't mount a good defense.

                                In short: the sicker/worse you feel after a booster/vaccine, the better for you.

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                                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                  @thickurt@woof.group You should only be allowed to drop off or pick up; waiting for it to be filled should not be an option.

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                                    [?]Ian Smith » 🌐
                                    @IanDSmith@mas.to

                                    Red crosses on street furniture converted to resemble battenburg cakes (sweet sponge cakes popular in the UK, made with two yellow and two pink quarters, all covered in marzipan).

                                    Street furniture on British roads which had been adorned with "patriotic" red crosses, since refined with yellow and pink additions.

                                    Alt...Street furniture on British roads which had been adorned with "patriotic" red crosses, since refined with yellow and pink additions.

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                                    [?]Stephen Farrow » 🌐
                                    @stephenfarrow@mstdn.social

                                    Need.

                                    FB post from a page called 'Français avec Bend'.

A picture of a stone gatepost. On it, a sign with a mousetrap glued to it. Written on the sign: "Nous n'avons pas de sonnette, mais appuyez ici [arrow pointing to the mousetrap]. Nous vous entendrons."

["We don't have a doorbell, but press here. We will hear you."]

                                    Alt...FB post from a page called 'Français avec Bend'. A picture of a stone gatepost. On it, a sign with a mousetrap glued to it. Written on the sign: "Nous n'avons pas de sonnette, mais appuyez ici [arrow pointing to the mousetrap]. Nous vous entendrons." ["We don't have a doorbell, but press here. We will hear you."]

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                                    [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                    👀

                                    U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent charged with terroristic threatening in Kapolei

                                    "HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - Honolulu police responded to a report of a woman allegedly being threatened by a man on Monday morning in Kapolei.

                                    At around 10 a.m., officers responded to the residence where the 33-year-old woman reported being threatened.

                                    According to the Honolulu Police Department, the 42-year-old suspect allegedly brandished the butt of a firearm during the incident.

                                    When officers arrived on scene, he reportedly identified himself and presented his credentials as a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent...."

                                    hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/09/02/u

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                                      [?]Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw::paw: [🐱] » 🌐
                                      @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      Found the orange cat that's been hoarding all the collective brain cells.

                                      Alt...Video of an orange cat at a gym who meows and then jump up on top of a treadmill panel. The kitty stares at the screen, meows again, and then presses the start button on the touch screen to begin the treadmill. After which the cat jumps down and enjoys running on the treadmill while onlookers laugh.

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