Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Mark A. Rayner » 🌐
@markarayner@mas.to

Roo reaction

[description: kangaroo checking out a Halloween display is scared by the cackling skeleton -- you can see the roo running away far down the street]

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    [?]Robert » 🌐
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    @motoridersd@pug.ninja @robert Wow, thanks for the info. I'll have to check them out.

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      [?]Robert » 🌐
      @robert@cornershop.network

      @motoridersd@pug.ninja Where in Duarte? I did not know there was such a place there.

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        [?]Mastodon Migration » 🌐
        @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online

        Resurecting the ghost of Reagan turns out to be unexpected political dynamite. Since Republicans no longer believe in facts, but they do worship deities, this puts them in the irreconcileable position of having two of their gods issuing unequivocal and diametrically opposite decrees. Feel like we may be hearing more from the Almighty Ronny in the days ahead.

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        [?]brettezeleliquide » 🌐
        @brettezeleliquide@h4.io

        France : un dimanche matin en cuisine

        India Rose Crawford

        Alt...une grenouille tricotée s'affaire en cuisine et prépare la pâtisserie aux fraises du déjeuner dominical

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          [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
          @mwl@io.mwl.io

          Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was not the monster.

          Wisdom is understanding that Frankenstein WAS the monster.

          Enlightenment is understanding that I, the person who brings this up at every chance in every conversation, am the monster.

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          [?]Robert » 🌐
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          @motoridersd@pug.ninja @milas Does Kagi support bangs like DDG? In a browser with DDG, !tmdb will redirect the search. (But usually I use the awesome Callsheet app on my iPhone.)

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            [?]kim_harding ✅ » 🌐
            @kim_harding@mastodon.scot

            Why does the government tackle benefit fraud and ignore tax cheats? Could it be prejudice?
            taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/1
            The National Audit Office issued a report yesterday on efforts being made by the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) to tackle benefit fraud, and the rate of errors being made in payments of what I call social security.

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            [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
            @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

            @futurebird @sewblue

            If you think the stock market is bad, wait until you look at commodities markets.

            Originally, you sold commodities (wheat, steel, whatever) when you produced it. It turns out that it’s quite useful to know when you plant a field of corn how much you will be able to sell it for. It’s also useful if, for example, you are building a skyscraper and it will take two years to know how much steel will cost in a year’s time, so you can budget properly.

            So the idea of a futures market came about. Rather than buying steel that exists now, you buy the ability to buy steel at a fixed price in the future. Or the ability to sell corn at a fixed price in a year’s time. And now both producers and consumers can operate with significantly reduced risk. Having a guaranteed ability to sell X tons of grain at a known price next year lets you plan the amount that you want to plant, and maybe grow a bit more than you know you can sell because you won’t make a loss if you can sell more. So far, so sensible.

            (Aside: a lot of the antitrust laws in the USA exist because of one person who managed to achieve an onion monopoly. This is an amazing story, and well worth reading, but it’s most fun because laws are written as changes to existing laws, so a lot of the antitrust laws in the USA are of the form ‘onions, and other things that are not onions’).

            The problem with this model is that it lacks liquidity. A lot of people (especially on the consumer side) don’t want to plan so far ahead. They will buy wheat if it’s available, but might buy corn if it’s cheaper. They may buy steel if it’s available, but might just put of construction to next year if it’s too expensive. And that makes it harder to plan. To address this, you allow speculation.

            Speculation was quite controversial. A speculator buys and sells commodity futures, but does not want the commodities. They are selling a service where they take risk in exchange for profit. If they expect the price of some commodity to be $110 next year, they might offer to buy it for $100. The producer gets a worse price than they would probably get if they didn’t trade futures, but they get to guarantee that price. If their production cost is $50, they make a big profit, guaranteed. The speculator then has to find someone willing to actually buy the commodity for over $100. If they do, they make money. If they don’t, they take the loss, the producer does not.

            There were a lot of regulations around speculation, including the ratio of producers and consumers to speculators that could participate in the market. It was viewed as a necessary evil to increase liquidity. And liquidity is important. Markets don’t function without it. But then some smart and evil people managed to convince the government (pretty sure it was Reagan, it’s a fair bet that anything bad in market regulation was probably his fault) that speculation existed to reduce risk (true) and that reducing risk is good (true) so it’s important to relax regulations to reduce risk for speculators (false, the entire reason speculators exist is to take on risks from people in the real economy). So now there’s far more trading between speculators than between buyers and sellers of the actual commodity. There’s no shortage of liquidity, but the flip side of liquidity is volatility (both mean, roughly, that prices can move rapidly. If you want that to happen, it’s liquidity, if you don’t then it’s volatility).

            A lot of the same thing happened with the stock market.

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              [?]Robert » 🌐
              @robert@cornershop.network

              @joel@tumfatig.net Most ThinkPads have a BIOS option to swap the Fn/Ctrl keys. Sure, the label on the key won't change, but its functionality will.

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                [?]Archaeo-Histories » 🌐
                @archaeohistories@ohai.social

                The Māori people descend from Polynesians whose ancestors emigrated from Taiwan to Melanesia between 3000-1000 BC, and then travelled east, reaching the Society Islands 1000 CE.

                After a pause of 200 to 300 years, a new wave of exploration led to the discovery and settlement of New Zealand.

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                  [?]Robert » 🌐
                  @robert@cornershop.network

                  @joel@tumfatig.net I appreciate that, because I doubt I would be able to understand your French posts if they were written for a technical reader.

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                    [?]Robert » 🌐
                    @robert@cornershop.network

                    @mattblaze@federate.social @MedeaVanamonde The sign was fine. For those not from the area, this meant a massive vehicular redirect that could encompass several 100 miles. Pendleton/Oceanside sits at the the NW end of a suburban area. To get past this road block would have required nearly 3 hours of extra transit.

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                      [?]The Weekend Spy :verified_gay: » 🌐
                      @weekendspy@mastodon.nz

                      I'm sure many of you have heard by now that earlier this week, IU k*lled the print edition of its student paper, the IDS. The issue that was supposed to print this week contained criticism of the Whitten regime and IUs further slide into Fscist control, and they couldn't allow that to happen during Homecoming, when all the rich alumni are in town.

                      Enter Purdue! The Purdue student paper, The Exponent, owns its own presses. Yesterday, in an act of tremendous solidarity with their biggest rival school, they printed the forbidden issue of the IDS. They then drove it to Bloomington overnight and stocked all of the IDS boxes on campus, just in time for Homecoming.

                      Solidarity is what makes us stronger, and solidarity will be what ultimately allows us to triumph, if we can ever truly get it together. I hope everyone has a fun, safe day if they're going out today, and I hope we can think about what acts of solidarity we can begin taking to really make this movement MOVE - beyond a permitted expression of upset into more active resistance.

                      -Sara Whitmer

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                      [?]Charlie Stross » 🌐
                      @cstross@wandering.shop

                      Because we need good news: Gary Larson is drawing again (he bought a tablet, taught himself how to use it, and suddenly drawing was fun again): thefarside.com/new-stuff/

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                      [?]Robert » 🌐
                      @robert@cornershop.network

                      @thickurt@woof.group Usually you get 3 misses before it gets "serious." However, I served last month, and it was a great experience. (They made me foreman, and the last day I wore a kilt to court, and got compliments across the board.)

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                        [?]Robert » 🌐
                        @robert@cornershop.network

                        @alex@tech.lgbt I literally do not have the words needed to comment. I mean, I studied linguistics, EN, ES, FR, JP, EO, DE, RU … there just are not words

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                          [?]Russell Garner » 🌐
                          @rgarner@mastodon.social

                          APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we
removing British objects instead?
Was Brexit all for nothing?
Gerry Paton, London

                          Alt...APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London

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                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                          @robert@cornershop.network

                          @Nonilex@masto.ai Do we think he's headed for the serious strife?

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                            [?]Niki » 🌐
                            @nikitonsky@mastodon.online

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                            [?]Robert » 🌐
                            @robert@cornershop.network

                            Complaining about vaccine side effects [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@James@woof.group When you feel crappy after a vaccine/booster, just remember that's a good thing: the stronger your body's response, the more antibodies it's making and preparing for a future infection. It's when you have no response to a vaccine/booster that you should worry.

                            (This counterintuitive tidbit of knowledge was shared with me by a forensic pathologist who specializes in immunoresponses.)

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                              [?]Steve Bellovin [He/Him] » 🌐
                              @SteveBellovin@infosec.exchange

                              My spouse and I now have an interesting experiment going: which enhances your 5G reception more, getting a Covid shot and a flu shot in the same arm on the same day, or getting one in each arm? Confounding factors: we have different length arms, and I'm not sure which is a better match for 5G wavelengths. Also, I use a computer a lot more, which means that the extra microchips I've just been injected with will help me a lot more.

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                              [?]Betsy Langowski » 🌐
                              @superbetsy@mastodon.social

                              I’m looking through my Macintosh user guide (the booklet that accompanied my 1984 Macintosh) for the first time in a while, and I’m a little obsessed with this graphic explaining scrolling.

                              A page from the “Learning Macintosh” chapter of the Macintosh user guide. It says “Most of the time, a window on the desktop can't show you the entire directory or document all at once, even when you've made the window very large. There's often more information than can fit in the window at one time.” With a MacPaint-generated papyrus scroll featuring a square demonstrating the visible content.

                              Alt...A page from the “Learning Macintosh” chapter of the Macintosh user guide. It says “Most of the time, a window on the desktop can't show you the entire directory or document all at once, even when you've made the window very large. There's often more information than can fit in the window at one time.” With a MacPaint-generated papyrus scroll featuring a square demonstrating the visible content.

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                              [?]Lady Laura :bongoCat: » 🌐
                              @cmconseils@mastodon.social

                              A round wall clock with a black frame and white face. The text at the top reads, "I Changed My Clock To Alphabetical Time." The numbers on the clock face are arranged in alphabetical order: 8, 11, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 12, 2. The hour hand is pointing to the 10, the minute hand is pointing to the 11, and the second hand is just before the 2.

                              Alt...A round wall clock with a black frame and white face. The text at the top reads, "I Changed My Clock To Alphabetical Time." The numbers on the clock face are arranged in alphabetical order: 8, 11, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 12, 2. The hour hand is pointing to the 10, the minute hand is pointing to the 11, and the second hand is just before the 2.

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                              [?]Robert » 🌐
                              @robert@cornershop.network

                              @airspeedswift@mastodon.social @siracusa@mastodon.social That's because the regular post-census redistricting (handled by an independent non-legislative committee) takes place after 2030.

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                                [?]Hacker Memes » 🌐
                                @i0null@infosec.exchange

                                ½

                                *Assortment of configurations of a half-filled water glass*

Optipolygrafixs) half-full
Pessimist: (it’s) half-emply
Realist: it’s a glass of water.
Physicist: (water) liquid, (void) gas
Surrealist: *the water is split vertically*
Relativist: It's both half-empty & half-full
Utopist: *the half-glass of water is split with the water on-top*
Skepticist: It's not water
Artist: *stir water with paintbrush*

via: polygrafix

                                Alt...*Assortment of configurations of a half-filled water glass* Optipolygrafixs) half-full Pessimist: (it’s) half-emply Realist: it’s a glass of water. Physicist: (water) liquid, (void) gas Surrealist: *the water is split vertically* Relativist: It's both half-empty & half-full Utopist: *the half-glass of water is split with the water on-top* Skepticist: It's not water Artist: *stir water with paintbrush* via: polygrafix

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                                [?]captain acab :antifa: [y'all/they/any] » 🌐
                                @redsad@ohai.social

                                tupperware

                                pie chart of time spent using Tupperware: there's a small blue slice labeled storing fresh food. 20% or so is green and says storing rotten food. and the rest is red and it says searching for the right fucking lid. 

                                Alt...pie chart of time spent using Tupperware: there's a small blue slice labeled storing fresh food. 20% or so is green and says storing rotten food. and the rest is red and it says searching for the right fucking lid. 

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                                [?]Danielle Foré [She/Her] » 🌐
                                @danirabbit@mastodon.online

                                We’re getting to the point where as a tech company all you have to do is not be fascist or actively sabotage your own product with AI bullshit. You don’t even have to be good, you just have to not actively be bad

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                                [?]Alice McFlurry :bc: » 🌐
                                @Alice@beige.party

                                Inside of you are two wolves and now you're questioning the life choices that lead to you agreeing to shoot this Teen Wolf parody porn in the first place.

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                                [?]Esther Schindler » 🌐
                                @estherschindler@newsie.social

                                I laughed

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                                [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: [they/them] » 🌐
                                @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

                                there's a high correlation between having gay sex and writing good software; so my number 1 tip to people aspiring to write good software would be: have more gay sex

                                :matrix_code: :BUTTS: :matrix_code:

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                                  [?]Robert » 🌐
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                                  @georgetakei@universeodon.com George, Substack continues to support and push/advertise far-right (read, Nazi) accounts. I find it troubling that you continually link to and promote others using that platform. I will not follow any link to a substack.com domain, and am considering whether or not to consider following your account while you promote links to such an affiliate!

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                                    [?]Tim Bray » 🌐
                                    @timbray@cosocial.ca

                                    The canceling of ICEBlock is more evidence, were any needed, that the Web is the platform of the future, the only platform without a controlling vendor. Anything controversial should be available through a pure browser interface.

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                                      [?]Robert » 🌐
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                                      @arstechnica@mastodon.social While many are comparing this action to Apple's removal of VPNs in China, I believe this is far worse. China requires non-local content to pass through its Great Firewall; American law permits and protects apps such as ICEBlock.

                                      (Although it should be noted, the ICEBlock app is not quite the great equalizer it has been advertised as being. Further, that particular app has not been specifically shown to factor into the DHS claims of doxxing.

                                      Also, we all knew this time was coming, so make sure that those of you who have the app don't delete it, because Apple is not removing it from your phones if you have it already installed.)

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                                        [?]Nonilex » 🌐
                                        @Nonilex@masto.ai

                                        fires top scientist weeks after she files complaint

                                        Dr. Jeanne Marrazzo’s complaint reportedly involved the Trump admin’s toward

                                        The US ** secretary, RFKJr, has fired a top scientist at the National Institutes of (NIH) just 3 weeks after she had filed a whistleblower complaint against the Trump admin relating to its hostility towards vaccines, according to a report.


                                        theguardian.com/us-news/2025/o

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                                          [?]Robert » 🌐
                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                          @arstechnica@mastodon.social My Max access comes from a DirecTV subscription. I rarely access CNN content via Max, but I suppose I no longer can. The CNN+ streaming experiment was a flop, so why the blazes are they trying it again?!‽

                                          Although, previously CNN used to be rather impartial and middle-of-the-road with their commentary, they are leaning more partisanly right. (Perhaps they are following the other mega-broadcaster playbook of bootlicking to secure favorable approval terms future mega-mergers.)

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                                            [?]Mastodon Migration » 🌐
                                            @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online

                                            Video Clip: Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) | Shutdown Comes Down To The Price Americans Have To Pay For Their Healthcare | 0:50

                                            youtu.be/JfGOP63vLFs?si=BPcGpN

                                            "In my state, premiums are going to go up by $475 a month. 109,000 people in the state of Arizona will potentially lose their health insurance. That's what all this is about."

                                            @renewedresistance

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                                              [?]Robert » 🌐
                                              @robert@cornershop.network

                                              @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social @georgetakei The sentence actually was 10 years. Why he is confined to prison for only 5% of that sentence is beyond my ken.

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                                                [?]The Oatmeal » 🌐
                                                @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                                What you think your brain is supposed to do versus what it actually does.

                                                A person is talking to their brain and saying “hello friend your job is to keep me happy“ the brain replies “nah, my job is to protect you from real and imagined threats.” that night the person lies in bed awake saying to themselves “I’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe” brain replies “OK but what if…”

                                                Alt...A person is talking to their brain and saying “hello friend your job is to keep me happy“ the brain replies “nah, my job is to protect you from real and imagined threats.” that night the person lies in bed awake saying to themselves “I’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe” brain replies “OK but what if…”

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