Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.

[?]Alex Guyot »
@alex@mastodon.macstories.net

Really great work from @rgadellaa compiling a (non-exhaustive!) history of business-critical bugs in Safari.

These bugs heavily impact websites and web apps that are trying to build more sophisticated experiences on the web. They affect a wide variety of platform features which Apple itself claims to be stable and fully-supported. Safari is the *only* major browser that consistently ships bugs this nasty, and especially the only one that leaves them there for years.

webventures.rejh.nl/blog/2024/

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    [?]Alex Guyot »
    @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

    @gruber honestly curious what your thoughts are on this. Native vs web has been a preoccupation of yours of late — can you really look at this decade+ of showstopping Safari bugs and argue that it has had no impact on adoption of the web platform on iOS?

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      [?]John Gruber »
      @gruber@mastodon.social

      @alex My honest thought is that Apple could do better, and I think in recent years has been, but that if this mattered we'd see popular and/or amazing PWAs on Android that aren't available on iOS and that has never once happened.

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        [?]Alex Guyot »
        @alex@mastodon.macstories.net

        @gruber I don't buy that. The web isn't an app store where you can list your site for only certain operating systems. People aren't going to build ambitious PWAs when anyone who actually manages to install them on iOS is met with a broken experience.

        I agree (and love it!) that Safari's been improving on web standards recently, but this is also the year in which Apple almost killed PWAs with no notice, and has a bug in iOS 18 where keyboards don't show up in PWAs in the EU. So, mixed bag there.

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          [?]John Gruber »
          @gruber@mastodon.social

          @alex I disagree strongly here, and I think the argument that iOS is holding back mobile web apps is pure wishful thinking from web developers. If awesome web apps were possible on Android we'd see them, even if they didn't work or didn't work as well on iOS. How else do you explain all the excellent iOS-exclusive native apps that can’t and never will run on Android?

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            [?]Roderick Gadellaa »
            @rgadellaa@mastodon.social

            @gruber @alex Gruber, I think you are aware that companies/devs will often prioritize iOS. You even say that some of these apps will never make it to Android.

            Why, then, would anyone even bother with a web app if it isn't viable on iOS? Is there anyone who then just shrugs and decides to build the web app for Android instead, with (close to) zero percent chance that it will ever work on iOS?

            And how do you explain that web apps *are* dominant on desktop where the web is allowed to compete?

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              [?]Robert »
              @robert@cornershop.network

              @alex@macstories.net @gruber Were I given the choice of a craft/curated native app versus the generic PWA, as a user a I will always lean towards the platform-first native app, every time.

              (I may personally disagree with @gruber@mastodon.social on many things, upon this I will agree.)

                [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                @aphyr@woof.group

                I am begging solarpunk artists to do some back-of-the-envelope math regarding solar irradiance and the heating/cooling/transport/industrial energy requirements of their hypothetical structures before drawing one more lush cityscape filled with greenery instead of 500 square kilometers of solar panels

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                [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                @aphyr@woof.group

                Like I fully want the lush cityscape too, I just acknowledge that magic glass and cutesy little panels on rooftops are a drop in the bucket when it comes to urban residential density. We gotta carpet a good chunk of the surrounding countryside in solar and wind farms too.

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                [?]Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: »
                @janl@narrativ.es

                @aphyr yes and! we all need to copy France and mandate a solar roof atop each commercial parking lot. You’ll do especially good in the US.

                  [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                  @aphyr@woof.group

                  You cannot even cool, let alone heat, a typical three-story Cincinnati Victorian with rooftop solar. I tried. Barely covered a third of the energy budget.

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                  [?]Oggie »
                  @Oggie@woof.group

                  @aphyr
                  And we are doing -shockingly- well in terms of actual solar power efficiency even from bad/older ones.

                  In real world numbers, at the low end cells are 15%, and since that scale absolutely cannot hit 100% ( no perpetual motion machines here), we just aren't getting a 20x increase in output ( since it's scaled from the incoming energy).

                    [?]Butch Hattrick 🐺 »
                    @relache@woof.group

                    @aphyr I saw Google structures adjacent Moffett Field that have 'dragonscale' solar panels in Dec '23. I think that approach is how urban solar can have a more productive footprint.

                    goodnewsnetwork.org/new-google

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                      [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                      @aphyr@woof.group

                      @relache Agreed, but also look at the volume-to-surface-area ratio!

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                        [?]Butch Hattrick 🐺 »
                        @relache@woof.group

                        @aphyr so true.

                        also, when you see that building in person, it's right next to Hanger One, a whole power station that comes off looking like a Godzilla movie set, and the National Full-Scale Aerodynamics Complex wind tunnel facility. Everything there literally exists on a larger scale.

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                          [?]Stefano Marinelli »
                          @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                          Since Dovecot 2.4 is dropping replication, I'll definitely need to rework my mail servers and those for BSDMail. I think I'll be going back to Cyrus, which I last used over 20 years ago. The problem is my memories have long faded, so it'll be like studying it again from scratch. And that makes me happy, because it'll be like learning something totally new!

                          Special thanks to @h3artbl33d for the heads up!

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                            [?]Dr. Lucky Tran :verified: »
                            @luckytran@med-mastodon.com

                            Gilead has announced that lenacapavir, the game-changing HIV prevention drug just approved by the FDA will cost $28,218 USD per person per year.

                            Researchers say a generic version could be made for just $25 per person a year.

                            Capitalism kills.

                            https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/health/hiv-fda-lenacapavir.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.-77c.zGN5AEXC4wVS&smid=url-share

                            Alt...https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/health/hiv-fda-lenacapavir.html?unlocked_article_code=1.P08.-77c.zGN5AEXC4wVS&smid=url-share

                            Aids and HIV
‘HIV-ending’ drug could be made for just $25 per patient a year, say researchers
As regulator prepares to approve lenacapavir in the US, campaigners are urging the manufacturer, Gilead, to make it ‘available and affordable for all who need it’

                            Alt...Aids and HIV ‘HIV-ending’ drug could be made for just $25 per patient a year, say researchers As regulator prepares to approve lenacapavir in the US, campaigners are urging the manufacturer, Gilead, to make it ‘available and affordable for all who need it’

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                            [?]Martin Seeger »
                            @masek@infosec.exchange

                            Phone forensics

                            Usually law enforcement is very secretive about them analyzing the phones of suspects.

                            But a forensic lab in is extremely transparent about it. They put the dump of every phone on a public share. Everyone with Internet access can access those dumps.

                            While I am usually a proponent of government transparency, this takes it a bit too far even for my taste.

                            Every phone dump is one directory and some case names can be easily connected to crime & death headline news in the U.S.

                            So for one case I am pretty sure, that I can even say which Sheriff is responsible for that one of the investigations.

                            I sent that Sheriff an email, i sent him a text message and I even spoke on his voicebox. I even sent him the extraction report from Graykey.

                            It is really frustrating that I get no response at all. The leak is still open.

                            The security researcher that found the leak also tried some contacts but had as little success as I do.

                            I personally believe that this leaks even constitutes a federal crime. Some cases have names ending on CSAM. The security researcher stayed away from any of those and I did not access the files on that server at all.

                            So does anybody know someone within the that would give a shit about that. I am getting very tired.

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                              [?]spaf »
                              @spaf@mstdn.social

                              Found online years ago...

                              The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun.
                              1. The spice is called melange.
                              2. The spice confers power and longevity.
                              3. Melange is a French word for variety.

                              In other words, variety is the spice of life.

                              Why does no one ever talk about this?

                              [?]Paul Cantrell »
                              @inthehands@hachyderm.io

                              ❝But why does Trump want chaos? Many pundits and, I’m sorry to say, all too many Democrats assume that performative cruelty, both in the form of those ICE arrests and in roughing up demonstrators, will work to Trump’s political advantage.

                              For what it’s worth, that’s not what the available polling says.❞

                              paulkrugman.substack.com/p/thi
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                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                              @inthehands

                              years ago i stopped looking at consumer reports ratings because, while the investigation part was worth reading, they inevitably focused on some useless or pointless feature as the differentiator they rated by. like if it had a bell or buzzer as end of dryer cycle alert but didn't rate how well the dryer actually and safely dried clothes.

                              the Democrats seem to have the same gift for fixating on some particular issue or metric that no one but them cares about and completely ignores what drives most potential voters. not shockingly, it's why they've had such an abysmal record at impeding the conservative agenda or TACO.

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                                [?]Ether Diver »
                                @etherdiver@ravenation.club

                                Anyone have any suggestions for books my 11 year old might appreciate to scratch the Harry Potter itch? They read the first book in school and enjoyed it, wants to read the rest but I've soft blocked them from my home and I don't want to use library resources on them (thus encouraging library to buy more copies...). I know of some good fantasy series but they're a few years out from being able to appreciate them yet...

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                                [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                @etherdiver

                                suggestions for 11 yr old who liked potter first book but that aren't potter?

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                                  [?]jendefer »
                                  @jendefer@dice.camp

                                  @paul_ipv6 @etherdiver One set of books you might consider is the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. I suggest them because they are also set in a version of our world that is alongside a fantastical one. Though in this case it's sort of techie fairy elves and dwarves. And the youngster Artemis aims to be a criminal mastermind. I quite enjoyed them.

                                    [?]Pasi Kallinen »
                                    @paxed@mementomori.social

                                    @paul_ipv6 @etherdiver Diana Wynne Jones: Chronicles of Chrestomanci.

                                    One offs:
                                    Ursula Vernon: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking.
                                    Delia Sherman: Evil Wizard Smallbone.

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                                      [?]Robert »
                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                      @etherdiver@ravenation.club @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange Without having a better grasp of reading levels, a couple series I've had some experience with are:

                                      • Ranger’s Apprentice, John Flanagan
                                      • Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan
                                      • Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
                                      • Narnia, C. S. Lewis

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                                        [?]Mr. Encyclopedia »
                                        @mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza

                                        Consumer networking devices come in two varieties: Altar to a Dark God and Aromatherapy Machine.

                                        A set of white cylindrical TP-link mesh wireless devices

                                        Alt...A set of white cylindrical TP-link mesh wireless devices

                                        A TP-link router that looks like a black slab bristling with sharp angular towers on three sides.

                                        Alt...A TP-link router that looks like a black slab bristling with sharp angular towers on three sides.

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                                        [?]Thom, I use 9front btw »
                                        @thomholwerda@exquisite.social

                                        What makes OpenBSD so nice is that when you look up how to do a thing, the reaction upon finding out how to do the thing is almost always "oh right, that makes sense".

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                                        [?]Wonder of Science »
                                        @wonderofscience@mastodon.social

                                        A spectacular sight 1225m (4019 ft) beneath the waves off Baja California as E/V Nautilus encounters the amazing Halitrephes maasi jelly.

                                        Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=9D0eyl7-XQA

                                        Alt...Brightly colored jellyfish floating and tumbling.

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                                          [?]George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 »
                                          @georgetakei@universeodon.com

                                          This is about increasing crop yields and preserving soil quality, you hare-brained Luddites.

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                                          [?]ZenHeathen :canada: »
                                          @ZenHeathen@beige.party

                                          @georgetakei But, Brawdo's got what plants crave.

                                            [?]Noodlemaz »
                                            @noodlemaz@med-mastodon.com

                                            @georgetakei insulting to Luddites, really

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                                              [?]Amoshias »
                                              @Amoshias@esq.social

                                              @georgetakei OMG please don't call them luddites! The real luddites were not anti technology, that is propaganda which is used to smear them! They were a pro-worker movement that was violently repressed by the capitalist government.

                                                [?]🌱🏴‍🅰️🏳️‍⚧️🐧📎 Ambiyelp »
                                                @ambiguous_yelp@social.coop

                                                @georgetakei Hares don't deserve to be compared to these people and as others have pointed out luddites weren't anti technology they were anti technology being used to take wealth from the working class

                                                  [?]Leon Cowle »
                                                  @leoncowle@hachyderm.io

                                                  Is this new? Does Apple allow non-AppleArcade games to change this button to “Play” instead of “Open”, or is this special treatment for their own games? @atpfm @gruber

                                                  iOS App Store updates screen. Showing some updated apps. But where updated apps normally have an “Open” button next to them, the Apple Arcade game (Mini Motorways) has a “Play” button.

                                                  Alt...iOS App Store updates screen. Showing some updated apps. But where updated apps normally have an “Open” button next to them, the Apple Arcade game (Mini Motorways) has a “Play” button.

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                                                    [?]John Gruber »
                                                    @gruber@mastodon.social

                                                    @leoncowle @atpfm Seems like it’s Apple Arcade only. I’ll call the European Commission.

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                                                      [?]Robert »
                                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                                      @leoncowle@hachyderm.io @atpfm As long as I can remember Apple Arcade games have always had the "Play" button instead of an "Open" button for games that were already installed.

                                                        [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                        @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                        watching "castle" and it still bugs me that they say GSW (which is 5 syllables) as supposedly faster than gun shot wound (3 syllables). lord knows tech has way too many acronyms but really?

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                                                        [?]Dewey Ritten :donor: »
                                                        @deweyritten@infosec.exchange

                                                        @paul_ipv6 k so not to totslly nerd out over this and possibly steer you down a cognitive linguistics rabbit hole, but there is a fascinating field of study surrounding acronym development, usage, and explosive popularity in recent decades

                                                        link.springer.com/article/10.3

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                                                          [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                          @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                          @deweyritten

                                                          i have long been down the philology and word origin rabbit holes. i suppose the study of acronym creation was inevitable.

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                                                            [?]Dewey Ritten :donor: »
                                                            @deweyritten@infosec.exchange

                                                            @paul_ipv6 see this is why we're friends.

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                                                              [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                              @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                              whoami 🤣

                                                              A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

                                                              Alt...A funny but older tweet (X) screenshot from Bruno Borges that uses a series of Linux commands to describe nested computing environment, ending with 'No. Fucking. Clue.' when asked how it got there. This explains with the complexity of modern cloud infrastructure we all see and deal with every single day.

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                                                              [?]BeyondMachines :verified: » 🤖
                                                              @beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange

                                                              True definition of critical infrastructure

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                                                              [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                              @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                              @beyondmachines1

                                                              at one point in my career, doing backbone for one of the largest ISPs at the time (50-60% of internet traffic), we had routers that were webbing strapped to shelves because we couldn't get rack mount kits for the gear.

                                                              i remember walking into 1 wilshire and seeing a CSU/CSU dangling from it's cable in the air in a competitor's rack.

                                                              critical infra does not guaranteed robust infra. :)

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                                                                [?]Tofu Golem »
                                                                @tofugolem@mastodon.social

                                                                Same.

                                                                Sign: 
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

                                                                Alt...Sign: AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'D RATHER BE EXCLUDED FOR WHO I INCLUDE THAN BE INCLUDED FOR WHO I EXCLUDE.

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                                                                [?]This Is My Glasgow »
                                                                @thisismyglasgow@mastodon.scot

                                                                I haven't done a post on the weirder side of life in Glasgow for a while, so here's a great, if rather surreal, bit of street art I came across today on Park Drive in the West End of Glasgow.

                                                                A Victorian railing with fleur-de-lis decorations on the top, one of which has been painted to look like a half-peeled banana.

                                                                Alt...A Victorian railing with fleur-de-lis decorations on the top, one of which has been painted to look like a half-peeled banana.

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                                                                  [?]The Oatmeal »
                                                                  @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                                                  Where I get my ideas from

                                                                  An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

                                                                  Alt...An artist is at his desk. Another man says where do you get all your ideas from? What’s your secret? The artist replies there really is no magic secret. It’s just hard work patience and dedication. The artist then says “it’s a disappointing answer I know but it’s the truth“ the other man leaves and says “OK I’ll see you later” the artist replies “bye!” A moment passes then the artist looks around and says “did he leave” a hatch opens from the floor, and a large pig pop its head out the artist yells at the pig “idea pig! Give me an idea!” The pig replies “you should make a viral comic about raisins!”

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                                                                  [?]Ertain »
                                                                  @Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com

                                                                  @oatmeal Raisins? My goodness, that's genius!

                                                                    [?]Grendel »
                                                                    @grendel84@tiny.tilde.website

                                                                    @oatmeal of& this reminds me of a story from the Sandman comic. A man kidnapped and imprisoned a greek muse and it was pretty dark.

                                                                      [?]stony kark »
                                                                      @aapis@mastodon.world

                                                                      @oatmeal “what’s your secret” prescription amphetamines bruv

                                                                        [?]Guill.Jones, Honorary Canadian »
                                                                        @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                                        @oatmeal
                                                                        So THAT'S where the idea pig has been hiding!

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                                                                          [?]charis »
                                                                          @charism8@mastodon.social

                                                                          Top dual- language effort spotted yesterday

                                                                          Blue canal and river trust sign. Text reads:
Attention dog owners. Pick up after your dogs. Thank you. 
Attention dogs. Grrrr, bark, woof.
Background is grass and daisies with trees and a bench in the distance and blue sky with white fluffy clouds overhead.

                                                                          Alt...Blue canal and river trust sign. Text reads: Attention dog owners. Pick up after your dogs. Thank you. Attention dogs. Grrrr, bark, woof. Background is grass and daisies with trees and a bench in the distance and blue sky with white fluffy clouds overhead.

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                                                                            [?]Paul Hoffman »
                                                                            @paulehoffman@infosec.exchange

                                                                            The Canadian and Mexican governments could set up COVID booster clinics just past the drive-in border crossings, and right near the exits at airports. Require a US passport, charge a service fee of $25, and have a kiosk to let the recipient send a personalized email to RFK Jr.

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                                                                            [?]Em :official_verified: »
                                                                            @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

                                                                            You know what? As a society, I don't think we have a data privacy problem, actually.

                                                                            What we truly have is a
                                                                            consent-respecting problem.

                                                                            If, as a society and as individuals, we truly respected people's informed and freely given consent, we would not have problems with data privacy at all.

                                                                            If we culturally improve our consent-respecting practices, we will inevitably understand better how to improve our privacy-respecting practices.

                                                                            Ask first.
                                                                            Give options.
                                                                            Respect people's choices.
                                                                            Never share without prior permission.

                                                                              [?]Ketan Joshi »
                                                                              @ketanjoshi.co@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                              I know this looks like climate nerd stuff but the stakes are actually massive for all of us: accountability on fossil fuel elimination is being wrecked by dodgy math that allows the pretence that trees are re-absorbing the carbon we dig up from underground and move to the atmosphere

                                                                              Governments shouldn't rely for...

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                                                                              [?]Ketan Joshi »
                                                                              @ketanjoshi.co@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                              A reminder of this great David Pope cartoon

                                                                              Two police officers on a dock receive a certificate from two people beside a figure wrapped in ropes; one officer says, "Net-zero murders by 2050!.

                                                                              Alt...Two police officers on a dock receive a certificate from two people beside a figure wrapped in ropes; one officer says, "Net-zero murders by 2050!.

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                                                                              [?]Kate 57ducky »
                                                                              @kate@hai.z0ne.social

                                                                              Das ist sooooo süsss!! ​:nkolul:

                                                                              Terapacks mit interessanten Ansichten einer blauen Katze auf den Flächen, die je nach Orientierung der Tetrapacks unterschiedliche Ansichten der blaune katze zeigen können.

                                                                              Alt...Terapacks mit interessanten Ansichten einer blauen Katze auf den Flächen, die je nach Orientierung der Tetrapacks unterschiedliche Ansichten der blaune katze zeigen können.

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                                                                                [?]David August ❌👑 »
                                                                                @davidaugust@mastodon.online

                                                                                Handy bilingual mnemonic for tool use. 🪛🔩

                                                                                "Rightie tightie, leftie loosie" in Spanish is 
"la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera." 

[image of a screw with a curved arrow pointing to the left, another identical screw image with an arrow pointing to the right] 

Meaning: 
"the right oppresses, the left liberates."

                                                                                Alt..."Rightie tightie, leftie loosie" in Spanish is "la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera." [image of a screw with a curved arrow pointing to the left, another identical screw image with an arrow pointing to the right] Meaning: "the right oppresses, the left liberates."

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                                                                                  [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                  @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                  @davidaugust Hah! Well, Spanish still follows most other languages in making "left" sound bad in a lot of contexts. In Spanish, the word for left can mean twisted or deceptive. In Latin it's "sinistra/sinistrum" which is "sinister." To be "ambidextrous" is to be literally right-handed in both hands.

                                                                                  Can you tell I'm a lefty? :)

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                                                                                    [?]AnneH »
                                                                                    @annehargreaves@ioc.exchange

                                                                                    @briankrebs @davidaugust My father was made to use his right hand at school (he favoured left), had illegible writing & always said he was ambisinistrous.

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                                                                                      [?]Yoïn van Spijk »
                                                                                      @yvanspijk@toot.community

                                                                                      The word 'god' underwent a gender change.

                                                                                      It comes from the Proto-Germanic noun *gudan, which is reconstructed as neuter, based on Old English, Old Norse and Gothic - encompassing West, North and East Germanic - where its descendants still had a grammatically neuter form.

                                                                                      The masculine gender of the descendants of *gudan was introduced by Christianity.

                                                                                      Click my graphic to learn more.

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                                                                                      [?]Vee »
                                                                                      @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

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                                                                                      [?]Jen Sorensen »
                                                                                      @jensorensen@mastodon.social

                                                                                      This week's comic: A dangerous invasion of warblers, orioles, and hummingbirds

                                                                                      FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY

OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS!


"LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS."

MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN


BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER.

IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD!


A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED.
OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE.

WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

                                                                                      Alt...FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS! "LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS." MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD! A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED. OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE. WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!

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                                                                                        [?]rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua »
                                                                                        @GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

                                                                                        @jensorensen

                                                                                        It remembers me this artwork by Banksy.

                                                                                        5 pigeons with signs "Migrants not welcome", "Go back to Africa", "Keep off our worms" protesting against a swallow.

                                                                                        Alt...5 pigeons with signs "Migrants not welcome", "Go back to Africa", "Keep off our worms" protesting against a swallow.

                                                                                          [?]glutto »
                                                                                          @glutto@mastodon.social

                                                                                          @jensorensen

                                                                                          Absurd comedy to some, deluded reality to others.

                                                                                            [?]Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽ »
                                                                                            @Sassinake@mastodon.social

                                                                                            @jensorensen

                                                                                            or they can poison every single water source.

                                                                                            Buy bottled, do your part.

                                                                                              [?]saucerlost »
                                                                                              @saucerlost@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @jensorensen
                                                                                              The worst part is the birds are just doing it for a cheep thrill

                                                                                                [?]Harald Werner »
                                                                                                @HaWeCom@troet.cafe

                                                                                                @jensorensen

                                                                                                There ist somthing in the air, we can call american angst.

                                                                                                  [?]NoBorg »
                                                                                                  @hadon@mastodon.social

                                                                                                  @jensorensen
                                                                                                  Hey, but don't blame only Mexicans and South-americans; there's also the Canadian geese. And believe me, you better be scared of them, they can be aggressive :D :D :D

                                                                                                    [?]Lea de Groot TZ+10 »
                                                                                                    @leadegroot@bne.social

                                                                                                    @jensorensen i 100% expect to see this in real newspaper headlines next week :(

                                                                                                      [?]Ryan Finnie »
                                                                                                      @ryan@m29.us

                                                                                                      @jensorensen I'm sorry, but you missed an incredible opportunity: guanotanamo.

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                                                                                                        [?]Robert »
                                                                                                        @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                        @MonaApp@mastodon.social Is there any chance Markdown support is on the near–term roadmap?

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                                                                                                          [?]Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛ »
                                                                                                          @LeDiva@lediva.masto.host

                                                                                                          @paul_ipv6 @the_etrain Ketchup on hot dogs is now a sin

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                                                                                                            [?]Adrianna Tan »
                                                                                                            @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                            More soy toots: when you buy soy sauce look at the ingredient list and label.

                                                                                                            If it has ‘hydrolyzed soy protein’, it’ll be roughly the same quality as ‘cheap Chinese restaurant takeout soy sauce packets’. Soy sauce made from chemical processes. It doesn’t taste good to me and is usually amped up with sugar.

                                                                                                            If it just says ‘soy beans’, and the label says ‘naturally brewed’ or ‘naturally fermented’ or ‘first draw soy sauce’ it will be pretty good.

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                                                                                                              [?]Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson »
                                                                                                              @SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com

                                                                                                              No more work. Time to play.

                                                                                                              Alt...Laptop monitor closes, by a labrador's head. The dog then picks up a toy and puts it on top of the laptop

                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                Trump has now mentioned getting himself elected Pope several times in the last week, which means that the Vatican is in for years of frivilous lawsuits, death threats against Cardinals, and even weirder-than-usual papal conspiracy theories when the white smoke goes up and it's someone else on the balcony.

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                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                Personally, I am not running for Pope, but if elected, I will accept and serve just long enough for my papal name to be forever on the record as Pope Clumsy I.

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                                                                                                                [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                If Trump *does* manage to get elected pope, his revenge powers will expand from mere executive orders and DoJ investigations to an actual Inquisition.

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                                                                                                                [?]Tim Bray »
                                                                                                                @timbray@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                @mattblaze Not to mention eternal torment in the fires of hell.

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                                                                                                                  [?]Joseph Szymborski :qcca: »
                                                                                                                  @jszym@cosocial.ca

                                                                                                                  @timbray @mattblaze This is why I'd go for Pope Innoncent ++. I feel like it's the equivalent of a pre-emptive personal pardon.

                                                                                                                    [?]Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: »
                                                                                                                    @adamshostack@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                    @mattblaze Not only that but he’ll be able to sell both pardons and dispensations!

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                                                                                                                      [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                      @adamshostack@infosec.exchange @mattblaze The sale of papal indulgences 2.0

                                                                                                                        [?]Steve's Place »
                                                                                                                        @steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co

                                                                                                                        @mattblaze I claim Pope Perilous I. I shall ride a papal e-bike.

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                                                                                                                          [?]AI6YR Ben »
                                                                                                                          @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                          @steter @mattblaze We've elected the most delusional ego to office. He's that drunk guy at the end of the bar who says "I COULD BE THE POPE. I'D BE A GREAT POPE" and then "I COULD BE A GREAT NFL QUARTERBACK, THE BEST NFL QUARTERBACK" and then "I AM THE BEST OPERA SINGER, I SHOULD BE THE MOST FAMOUS OPERA STAR"

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                                                                                                                            [?]Matt Blaze »
                                                                                                                            @mattblaze@federate.social

                                                                                                                            @ai6yr @steter He should be encouraged. "You're definitely the best lion tamer!" "You're ready to be a heavyweight boxing champion!" "You're a much better helicopter pilot than those Marine One guys". Etc.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Daring Fireball »
                                                                                                                              @daringfireball@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                              Apple Updates U.S. App Review Guidelines Following Injunction
                                                                                                                              daringfireball.net/linked/2025

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                                                                                                                              [?]Alex Hadfield :ivory_logo: »
                                                                                                                              @AlexHadfield@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                              @daringfireball How does the IAP rule apply to apps like Spotify which don’t offer an IAP, but now do offer links to the web? If they offer links, shouldn’t they also be required to offer an IAP?

                                                                                                                                [?]Todd Heberlein (social) »
                                                                                                                                @toddheberlein@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                @daringfireball Luca Maestri pushed Tim for the higher fees. Luca Maestri cut John Giannandrea‘s request for AI chips to build models.

                                                                                                                                I feel the financial people have wielded too much power at Apple for too long and have alienated a lot of people along the way.

                                                                                                                                “Which is exactly how the policy should have been for at least the last 10 years. It’s been incredibly frustrating and baffling that Tim Cook has refused to see that this is the obvious and correct path”

                                                                                                                                  [?]Martin the paranoid android »
                                                                                                                                  @DonSqueak@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                  [?]John Gruber »
                                                                                                                                  @gruber@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @DonSqueak It’s sort of redundant but only in the way that “ATM machine” is redundant. An ATM is a type of machine and I don’t consider that a mistake.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                    @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                    @gruber@mastodon.social @DonSqueak@mastodon.social No, ATM machine is incorrect in the same manner that PIN number is incorrect.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Martin the paranoid android »
                                                                                                                                      @DonSqueak@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                      @gruber Yeah, I disagree on all counts 😄

                                                                                                                                        [?]Philip Dhingra »
                                                                                                                                        @philipkd@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                        @daringfireball I wonder which major app will be the first to link out? Netflix? Spotify? *Breaks out popcorn*

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                                                                                                                                          [?]John Gruber »
                                                                                                                                          @gruber@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                          @philipkd Spotify has an app that links out since 2 days ago in the App Store now.

                                                                                                                                            [?]Steve Tibbett »
                                                                                                                                            @stevex@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                            @daringfireball US-only, of course, which means a drawn out country-by-country process as every nation makes it mandatory there as well. Apple's really determined to fight for every dollar here, reputation be damned.

                                                                                                                                              [?]Sean »
                                                                                                                                              @Strwpok@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                              @daringfireball You say for the last 10 years, but it never made any sense for Apple to do this.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Xavier »
                                                                                                                                                @xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth

                                                                                                                                                Soylent Green is just the brand name. The recipe is available online. You can make it at home with your friends and family.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Christian Huitema »
                                                                                                                                                @huitema@social.secret-wg.org

                                                                                                                                                @paul_ipv6 same thing. No szechuan peppers in China before Columbus. I suppose they used peppercorn...

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                  @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                  @huitema@social.secret-wg.org @paul_ipv6 Sichuan peppercorns are actually dried buds from a prickly ash tree. Chilis were brought by the Portuguese later on. Actual peppercorns were available and used before that, though.

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Taggart :donor: »
                                                                                                                                                    @mttaggart@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                    Boost if you want less generative AI in your tech in 2025.

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