Robert

@robert@cornershop.network

A personal account on a small host serving boutique services.
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[?]Emeritus Prof Christopher May »
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us

Meanwhile in Norway.... the taxation of the wealthy has become a key election issue, with the major parties responding to the 'exodus' of the mega rich (upset at a 1% wealth tax) over the last decade.

Even if the centre Left wins, it looks like the tax will be 'reviewed' at the very least.

Which once again poses the Q. of why the ultra-rich who would hardly notice a 1% levy on their wealth get so vexed about its imposition? A Q. of relevance well beyond Oslo.


h/t FT

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    [?]EveryLibrary »
    @everylibrary@mastodon.social

    Like, follow, and share if you love libraries!

    Then, take action to support libraries at action.everylibrary.org

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    [?]Florian Haas »
    @xahteiwi@mastodon.social

    — "Can you believe how stupid and primitive the ancient Greeks were? When they didn't know something, they asked an oracle, and they believed whatever it said!"
    — "That's nuts. Where was this oracle?"
    — "No idea. Let's go ask ChatGPT."

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    [?]Brian Bilston »
    @brianbilston@mastodon.online

    Here’s a poem called ‘Roger’s Thesaurus’.

    
Roger’s Thesaurus

In order to grow, expand, widen
his lexicological corpus,
Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus.

Soon, presently, without delay,
he no longer ran out of things to say,
speak, utter, express, articulate,
give voice to, pronounce, communicate.

This was all very well, fine, great,
wonderful, super, terrific
but his friends, mates, pals found him
boring, tedious, dull, soporific.

So let this be a warning,
an omen, a sign, a premonition,
it’s all very well to show learning,
education, knowledge, erudition,

but here’s a top tip, a hint,
a suggestion, some advice,
don’t ever let it stop you
from being concise

    Alt... Roger’s Thesaurus In order to grow, expand, widen his lexicological corpus, Roger bought, acquired, purchased
a synonymopedia, a thesaurus. Soon, presently, without delay, he no longer ran out of things to say, speak, utter, express, articulate, give voice to, pronounce, communicate. This was all very well, fine, great, wonderful, super, terrific but his friends, mates, pals found him boring, tedious, dull, soporific. So let this be a warning, an omen, a sign, a premonition, it’s all very well to show learning, education, knowledge, erudition, but here’s a top tip, a hint, a suggestion, some advice, don’t ever let it stop you from being concise

    brief, short, clear, pithy,
succinct, compendious, to the point,
compact, snappy, laconic.

Breviloquent.                                              


Brian Bilston

    Alt...brief, short, clear, pithy, succinct, compendious, to the point, compact, snappy, laconic. Breviloquent. Brian Bilston

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    [?]Cadu Silva :nordesteAntifa: »
    @cadusilva@bolha.one

    In brazillian portuguese, LLM means "lero-lero machine" (bullshit machine) and I think that's beautiful :brilhoSparklingStars:

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      [?]catraxx :antifa: »
      @catraxx@tech.lgbt

      optical illusion [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

      Neither ring moves(other than the rotation) or changes size in any way.

      Alt...Two rings with a color spectrum, which rotates, there are changing arrow in the middle of them, which mess with your brains ability to predict movement

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      [?]spaf »
      @spaf@mstdn.social

      Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches.

Caption:
Federal agents show
off a seizure of large 
cache of unlicensed 
weapons

      Alt...Picture of law enforcement officers with a large pile of sandwiches. Caption: Federal agents show off a seizure of large cache of unlicensed weapons

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      [?]Paul_IPv6 »
      @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

      @spaf

      subway hasn't had this much free publicity since the Jared scandal... once again we need to decide if all publicity is good publicity. ;)

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        [?]Jon Pinter »
        @pinskal@sfba.social

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        [?]Jennifer Ouellette »
        @JenLucPiquant@universeodon.com

        MIT Backs Away From Paper Claiming Scientists Make More Discoveries with AI. After a review process, MIT stated that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-away-fro

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        [?]Benoît Régent-Kloeckner »
        @BrKloeckner@piaille.fr

        @JenLucPiquant "The paper seemed to suggest that researchers were making many more discoveries when aided by AI, suggesting that there may be a boom in scientific breakthroughs on the horizon. Now there’s doubt "
        My gosh, how can researcher be so gullible? I mean, even if the paper had not been fraudulent, the possibility of an artefact or statistic deviation was possible. Dreaming extraordinary claims after a single paper on such an issue is very concerning.

          [?]Lucy Weir »
          @lucyweirphd@mastodon.ie

          @JenLucPiquant have to ask, who wrote the paper and using what research?

            [?]David in Tokyo »
            @djl@mastodon.mit.edu

            @JenLucPiquant

            Even older news.

            Three or so years ago, MIT sent out a request for comment on it's plans for the CS department to MIT/CS grads asking what they thought.

            Too much AI stuff, I wrote. In particular, you really need a plan B for when the AI bubble bursts, since the intellectual foundations of the field have been lost.

            They never wrote to me again.

            See my comments in this blog thread for two blokes named David tag-teaming a naive scientist.

            statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu

              [?]Su_G »
              @Su_G@aus.social

              @JenLucPiquant
              I love this term NOT: “backs away” in the headline “MIT Backs Away From Paper Claiming Scientists Make More Discoveries with AI”.

              “Repudiates” could be clearer. 🙂

                [?]☮ ♥ ♬ 🧑‍💻 »
                @peterrenshaw@ioc.exchange

                @JenLucPiquant junk science at MIT. I read it when it came out and was akin to a Harvard MBA business case story for introducing AI into companies in material science.

                  [?]Nicole Parsons »
                  @Npars01@mstdn.social

                  @JenLucPiquant

                  It's not really science, if the results are not reproducible.

                  AI hallucinates, changes its responses, and is based on ever-changing interpretations of source data.

                    [?]Pxl Phile »
                    @ppxl@social.tchncs.de

                    @JenLucPiquant a short reminder that AI is only by the name intelligent. It's a statistic machine.

                      [?]Ed »
                      @EdBruce@infosec.exchange

                      @JenLucPiquant I used to follow MIT on the socials and received emails on the latest news. After getting AI hype after AI hype in most of their articles on AI. I stopped following and unsubscribed to all their newsletters.

                        [?]Adam MacLeod »
                        @adam@fedi.adamm.cc

                        @JenLucPiquant Oh, I'm sure they do indeed make more discoveries with AI, but those discoveries don't happen to be rooted in science, but rather bullshit.

                          [?]Christoph Heiss »
                          @c8h4@fosstodon.org

                          @JenLucPiquant Oh would have though that this was the *actual* reality. /s

                            [?]Leonard Ritter »
                            @lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

                            @JenLucPiquant eating so much popcorn lately

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                              [?]Matt Blaze »
                              @mattblaze@federate.social

                              I wonder if the federal patrols descending on DC will be including white-collar crime in their crackdown. You know, like pulling over fancy cars and auditing their taxes.

                              That could have a real impact.

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                              [?]James Gleick »
                              @gleick@mas.to

                              @mattblaze @noplasticshower Perhaps New York could send its National Guard to do some law enforcement in the West Wing.

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                                [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                @gleick @mattblaze @noplasticshower

                                the NY AG have proven pretty good at dealing with organized crime in the past. i think they would do pretty well dealing with the disorganized crime family in the white house right how. ;)

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                                  [?]Paul Fenwick »
                                  @pjf@cloudisland.nz

                                  When Australian artificial intelligence expert Dr Kobi Leins declined a medical specialist’s request to use AI transcription software during her child’s upcoming appointment, the practice told her [she] was "welcome to seek an alternative" provider.

                                  [...]

                                  It was a system whose privacy and security capabilities Leins had previously reviewed as part of her work in AI governance — and one she said she would not want her child’s data “anywhere near”.

                                  ia.acs.org.au/article/2025/kob

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                                  [?]War and Peas 🧿 »
                                  @warandpeas@mastodon.social

                                  4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

                                  Alt...4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

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                                  [?]War and Peas 🧿 »
                                  @warandpeas@mastodon.social

                                  Every comic you see is like the tip of an iceberg – there’s so much that goes into creating it that you never get to see. We pour our hearts and souls into this, often working long hours fueled by nothing but passion (and maybe a little too much coffee).

                                  If you love what we do, please consider joining our Patreon. You’ll get early access, secret comics, and a peek behind the curtain. Plus, you’ll be keeping the dream alive.

                                  PS: patreon.com/join/warandpeas

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                                  [?]raspberryswirl »
                                  @raspberryswirl@chaos.social

                                  @warandpeas Apps were allready an failure!1eins

                                    [?]katynights » 🤖
                                    @katynights@mastodon.social

                                    @warandpeas yeah fuck school

                                      [?]Robin »
                                      @robchapman@ohai.social

                                      @warandpeas sounds about right

                                        [?]This account no longer exists. »
                                        @Deixis9@beige.party

                                        @warandpeas

                                        Assessment/evaluation & much research are currently being replaced by AI so this makes complete sense.

                                          [?]Momo »
                                          @momo@social.linux.pizza

                                          @warandpeas
                                          Human pupil: "But then why am I still here?"
                                          Teacher: "Oh, you're right" (takes out a gun and shoots the kid in the head) "There."

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                                            [?]The Oatmeal »
                                            @oatmeal@mastodon.social

                                            This feels appropriate for the second thing I've ever posted to mastodon.

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                                            [?]Stefan »
                                            @kranzkrone@quasselkopf.de

                                            @oatmeal
                                            Awesome made caricature/cartoon that describes the problem at hand very well. 😃👍

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                                              [?]Barry Deutsch »
                                              @barrydeutsch.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                                              The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

                                              Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop

My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen.

Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again:

When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?"

If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing!

But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else.

It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.

                                              Alt...Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen. Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again: When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?" If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing! But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else. It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.

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                                              [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen »
                                              @pitrh@mastodon.social

                                              @barrydeutsch.bsky.social on the remote chance that anyone needs another data point on this one, here's mine from a little while back: "Those Titles the AI Bot Thought I Had Written" nxdomain.no/~peter/those_title

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                                                [?]paulrickards »
                                                @paulrickards@mastodon.social

                                                TIL the Kensington Turbo Mouse can use a billiard ball.

                                                Photo of a beige trackball with an 11 red/white striped billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

                                                Alt...Photo of a beige trackball with an 11 red/white striped billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

                                                Photo of a beige trackball with an 8 black billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

                                                Alt...Photo of a beige trackball with an 8 black billiard ball in it next to a Mac Plus keyboard.

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                                                  [?]Tryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 :ms_asexual_flag: :ms_cat_grin: »
                                                  @tryst@meow.social

                                                  BRB. Moving to Ireland.

                                                  A picture of a train. Text superimposed over the picture reads: "Irish Rail introduces 100 Euro fine for playing music without earphones."

                                                  Alt...A picture of a train. Text superimposed over the picture reads: "Irish Rail introduces 100 Euro fine for playing music without earphones."

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                                                  [?]Ars Technica »
                                                  @arstechnica@mastodon.social

                                                  Celebrating 50 years of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
                                                  "It's had a profound impact on our culture, especially on people who've felt different and marginalized."
                                                  arstechnica.com/culture/2025/0

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                                                  [?]SueDiOh »
                                                  @SueDiOh@mastodon.social

                                                  @arstechnica Tim Curry was magnificent.

                                                    [?]Darth Depro »
                                                    @MineMcG@mastodon.social

                                                    @arstechnica
                                                    This is good. But if ever able to see the tv version, the start is excellent and perfect. Sorry about the rest of the movie. Though Tim's appearance is a tearjerker.
                                                    The original still is and wil always be the best

                                                      [?]Obot 50549535 »
                                                      @obot50549535@left-tusk.com

                                                      @arstechnica Just a reminder that this movie was written, produced, directed, and starring boomers.

                                                      You're welcome.

                                                        [?]Wendy Nather »
                                                        @wendynather@infosec.exchange

                                                        @arstechnica @paul_ipv6 This was my core high school experience. I remember the first time a friend of mine yelled ”WITH A WHIP!” back at the screen. Can’t believe it’s been so long.

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                                                          [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                          @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                          @wendynather @arstechnica

                                                          rocky horror was a regular event for us. it was an arms race with the local movie theatre, we sneaking in toast/water-pistols/newspapers/etc., the theatre trying to make cleanup easier.

                                                          rocky didn't quite achieve "holy grail" as a source of quotes we used regularly but it was in the running.

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                                                            [?]Bridge&Tunnel Jeff »
                                                            @jf_718@mas.to

                                                            @arstechnica 50 years of shivering with antici-

                                                              [?]Evan Prodromou »
                                                              @evan@cosocial.ca

                                                              @arstechnica also on people who like to sing loudly in movie theatres

                                                                [?]Flaming Cheeto »
                                                                @PizzaDemon@mastodon.online

                                                                @arstechnica when people say "All these trans people now!"

                                                                I'm like, every straight Gen X guy I know can sing along to Sweet Transvestite.

                                                                  [?]MegatronicThronBanks »
                                                                  @megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social

                                                                  @arstechnica

                                                                  Never really liked it, except for 'Sweet Transvestite'.

                                                                  For me it's a matter of remembering that extraordinary performance by Tim Curry.

                                                                  I'm glad Rocky Horror exists though.

                                                                    [?]Grapeshot »
                                                                    @grapeshot@notacult.social

                                                                    @arstechnica Do they still play the movie at DragonCon?

                                                                      [?]Grant :TheCDN4: 🇨🇦 »
                                                                      @graand@thecanadian.social

                                                                      @arstechnica 50 fricken years… I am struggling with the concept of this time frame as it relates to my personal history. Am I really that old?!? 🫩

                                                                        [?]Cardboard Robot »
                                                                        @CardboardRobot@mstdn.social

                                                                        @arstechnica It was so well workshopped and performed that by the time it hit the movies it was undeniable. You were compelled to figure out the world and appreciate it or not. Kind of like Peewee’s playhouse in that way.

                                                                          [?]El Indifferente »
                                                                          @El_Indifferente@ruhr.social

                                                                          @arstechnica my sister exposed me to it, when I was (maybe) ten years old.

                                                                          Great piece of work and I still love it.

                                                                            [?]Chantaru »
                                                                            @chantaryu2@pataterie.ca

                                                                            @arstechnica I went to the local celebration of the 25th anniversary in 2000. Wow. I'm old.

                                                                              [?]Breaking.Impossible »
                                                                              @BreakingImpossible@mastodon.social

                                                                              @arstechnica
                                                                              Missed opportunity for click bait headline: Frank N. Furter confirmed as Disney princess with re-release anniversary edition.

                                                                              Let's celebrate all the way, eh?

                                                                              https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/does-rocky-horror-release-dr-231952436.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJD8_MTd_KGuVoVPzyd_dJ8lxCkojZsJVjPuFpGBqiHRY0PtEwTIs7T1xwUyB0zwl0GeUJDOufTa9M7UQ1MmdEVDIqONYqjPMSmsZXuy6RozcZoozrarWmBBPe6_-ZfM_zk-mf0uQdCbIySqt7JmyCqsfNQk9aZsDTKFsg7SOVf2

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                                                                                [?]Charles Castleberry »
                                                                                @MythingPerson@mastodon.social

                                                                                I’m probably laughing harder at this than it deserves. But, still… 😂

                                                                                Photo of a picture in a magazine, mimicking the layout of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody album, with the lit faces of four cats staring out towards the viewer at a point just above the camera, set against a black background.

Written in white, blocky letters, above and below the faces, are the lyrics:

MOMMA
I JUST KILLED A MOUSE

SLAPPED HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD 
HIS REMAINS ARE ON YOUR BED

                                                                                Alt...Photo of a picture in a magazine, mimicking the layout of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody album, with the lit faces of four cats staring out towards the viewer at a point just above the camera, set against a black background. Written in white, blocky letters, above and below the faces, are the lyrics: MOMMA I JUST KILLED A MOUSE SLAPPED HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD HIS REMAINS ARE ON YOUR BED

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                                                                                  [?]Boy Praxis »
                                                                                  @dkub@woof.group

                                                                                  “See the intended message was, Fascism Sucks. However, they gave the good Zoids to the fascists so instead you got, If you want a T-Rex with big guns, you want fascism. And I feel like that explains a lot of our cohort.” — My sister being too smart for her own good.

                                                                                  [?]AI6YR Ben »
                                                                                  @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                  LOL my daughter used the NATO phonetic alphabet on a phone call and the person asked if she was from a military family.

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                                                                                    [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                    @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                    @ai6yr

                                                                                    i was in the military but didn't learn it there.

                                                                                    learned it from a boss, tired of us changing server names every few days, and mandated the nato alphabet as hostnames. we got up to tango before i left.

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                                                                                      [?]Robert »
                                                                                      @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                      @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I find it is always beneficial when spelling something out or giving a long number over the phone to always use NATO (or an equivalent, like "Adam, Baker, Charlie ...") and slow my cadence and enunciate clearly so there is no confusion. It makes for a better experience for all parties.

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                                                                                        [?]Frank Bennett »
                                                                                        @fgbjr@indieweb.social

                                                                                        @robert @ai6yr I've had to make that work in Japanese to spell out my email address. The first time caught me off guard and it was a real scramble.

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                                                                                          [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) »
                                                                                          @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                          a sign on a blackboard outside a pub/bar/ It says,
So, you have been eating hot dogs and McChickens all of your life but don't want a vaccine because you don't know whats in it.

                                                                                          Alt...a sign on a blackboard outside a pub/bar/ It says, So, you have been eating hot dogs and McChickens all of your life but don't want a vaccine because you don't know whats in it.

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                                                                                          [?]sidereal »
                                                                                          @sidereal@kolektiva.social

                                                                                          I would love it if people had the same level of "Wikipedia isn't always right, you know" skepticism about... literally all other sources, regardless of context.

                                                                                          It's so weird how for decades most people around me were like "whoa, gotta be careful, can't trust wikipedia" and now many of those same people are taking whatever AI cooks up hook, line, & sinker.

                                                                                          I'm beginning to think it was never about actual info quality or actual critical thinking.

                                                                                          [?]CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
                                                                                          @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                                                                          I think the cats are planning something... :ablobcathungry::ablobcathungry:

                                                                                          Photo of someone talking a selfie on the bed while two cats stare intently at them. This was the last photo taken before they were mysterious eaten by something. Don't worry, the well fed kitties were recovered and are doing great!

                                                                                          Alt...Photo of someone talking a selfie on the bed while two cats stare intently at them. This was the last photo taken before they were mysterious eaten by something. Don't worry, the well fed kitties were recovered and are doing great!

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                                                                                            [?]Jeff Grigg »
                                                                                            @JeffGrigg@mastodon.social

                                                                                            @catsalad

                                                                                            lady reading book titled, "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you."

The cat is behind her, glaring at her.

                                                                                            Alt...lady reading book titled, "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you." The cat is behind her, glaring at her.

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                                                                                              [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                              @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                              It should be illegal to sell "half and half" that is mostly skim milk and corn syrup. I generally don't do the shopping b/c I always get the wrong thing, and yesterday I grabbed what looked like a regular half-n-half off the store shelf but when I woke up w/ today's coffeine found it tasted like ass. What is the point of low-fat half-n-half? Doesn't the name itself suggest it's at least half cream? What a scam.

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                                                                                              [?]Typositoire »
                                                                                              @typositoire@infosec.exchange

                                                                                              @briankrebs Never seen low fat half-n-half in Canada lol That seems to go against the point of it loll 10% or nothing

                                                                                                [?]Stefan »
                                                                                                @stefan@gardenstate.social

                                                                                                @briankrebs i used to buy the wrong thing a lot as well and I just had to put in the reps and do it wrong enough I eventually got it right!

                                                                                                  [?]MJ Ray »
                                                                                                  @mjr@masto.bike

                                                                                                  @briankrebs weak labelling laws in your area? That makes all processed food untrustworthy, making shopping a time-health balancing challenge. 🙁

                                                                                                    [?]ṫẎℭỚ◎ᾔ ṫ◎ℳ »
                                                                                                    @TycoonTom@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                    @briankrebs We live in a world where marketing deception💸 has been normalized🤦🏼

                                                                                                      [?]ṫẎℭỚ◎ᾔ ṫ◎ℳ »
                                                                                                      @TycoonTom@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                      @briankrebs The "fat-free" label is prominent, while the presence of corn syrup and other additives are less noticeable so it's not even necessarily Healthier 😆 🤷🏼

                                                                                                        [?]Wendy Nather »
                                                                                                        @wendynather@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                        @briankrebs It’s half-assed cream?

                                                                                                          [?]THMcGuire »
                                                                                                          @THMcGuire@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          @briankrebs 👍 I made the same mistake once. Now I am super vigilant at the dairy case.

                                                                                                            [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                            @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                            I mean, look at this crap:

                                                                                                            The ingredients label on the skim half-n-half says: Skim milk, corn syrup, cream, contains 0.5% or less of: carrageenan, sodium citrate, dipotassium phosphate, mono and diglycerides, vitamin a palmitate, color added. *Adds a trivial amount of fat. **ingredient not found in regular half and half.

                                                                                                            Alt...The ingredients label on the skim half-n-half says: Skim milk, corn syrup, cream, contains 0.5% or less of: carrageenan, sodium citrate, dipotassium phosphate, mono and diglycerides, vitamin a palmitate, color added. *Adds a trivial amount of fat. **ingredient not found in regular half and half.

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                                                                                                            [?]RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: »
                                                                                                            @rootwyrm@weird.autos

                                                                                                            @briankrebs ... there is something deeply, DEEPLY wrong with us as a society when we put corn syrup in creamer.
                                                                                                            (I mean, I think adding creamer is wrong. But that's a whole other thing.)

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                                                                                                              [?]Passwordsarehard4 »
                                                                                                              @passwordsarehard4@mastodon.social

                                                                                                              @rootwyrm @briankrebs I’d say we went off when we started regularly drinking something so bitter we needed to add milk and sugar to it just to get it down.

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                                                                                                                [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                @passwordsarehard4 @rootwyrm i stopped putting sugar in my coffeine years ago. but i do need proper cream.

                                                                                                                  [?]Megan Lynch (she/her) »
                                                                                                                  @meganL@mas.to

                                                                                                                  @briankrebs Did they literally call that "half and half" or did they call it "creamer" or something else?

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                                                                                                                    [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                    @meganL yes it says half and half in big letters and light in much smaller letters

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                                                                                                                      [?]Megan Lynch (she/her) »
                                                                                                                      @meganL@mas.to

                                                                                                                      @briankrebs Man, there's no way they should legally be able to get away with that. I wonder if that's a recent development or has been going on for a while...

                                                                                                                        [?]Sraars »
                                                                                                                        @sraars@hippodon.com

                                                                                                                        @briankrebs the search to ever increase margins has only made things worse.

                                                                                                                        Same thing happens to me when I buy something "no sugar added" and don't look close enough and they have added stevia or something.

                                                                                                                          [?]Reiner Jung »
                                                                                                                          @prefec2@norden.social

                                                                                                                          @briankrebs what on earth is this?

                                                                                                                            [?]Bodo Tasche »
                                                                                                                            @bitboxer@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                            @briankrebs Holy Hell. I reeeeally hope l no company in Germany tries to sell this here. That’s disgusting.

                                                                                                                              [?]sonja dolinsek »
                                                                                                                              @sonjdol@ohai.social

                                                                                                                              @briankrebs I don't understand why in the US people have such an issue with fat, but then sugars are tripled or quadrupled, which is way worse ...

                                                                                                                                [?]🎃🐦‍🔥nemo™🦇 🇺🇦🍉 »
                                                                                                                                @nemo@mas.to

                                                                                                                                @briankrebs Make your own; in the worst case, it would become dulce de leche(if you add sugar), which still is a win 🤷. When I look at the ingredients, I feel the artificially side of the force getting stronger xD

                                                                                                                                How to Make at Home

                                                                                                                                youtube.com/watch?v=YaaFKMCg5Is

                                                                                                                                Proxy Link.:

                                                                                                                                invidious.reallyaweso.me/watch

                                                                                                                                💡 ✅ 😁

                                                                                                                                  [?]morb »
                                                                                                                                  @morb@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs they're removing a lot of components from the dairy that give it sweet flavor and body

                                                                                                                                  passed their lab taste tests and sample surveys

                                                                                                                                  end result is garbage for many

                                                                                                                                    [?]Barry  »
                                                                                                                                    @iBaz66@mstdn.plus

                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs I’ve been using heavy whipping cream in my coffee for years, so much better.

                                                                                                                                      [?]Kevin B »
                                                                                                                                      @keraba@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                      @briankrebs How is "color added" the *only* "Ingredient not found in regular half and half" ? (And why is color needed in a white product anyways?)

                                                                                                                                        [?]Corb_The_Lesser »
                                                                                                                                        @Corb_The_Lesser@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                        @briankrebs Always read the list of ingredients.

                                                                                                                                        Fat-free products typically are spiked with some form of sugar to compensate for the absence of the mouth feel and taste that are the reason they appeal to people

                                                                                                                                          [?]Baffling7384 »
                                                                                                                                          @Baffling7384@hostux.social

                                                                                                                                          @briankrebs CORN SYRUP HECK YEAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

                                                                                                                                            [?]S★m V★rm★ »
                                                                                                                                            @samvarma@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                            @briankrebs Man, my whole life I assumed this is exactly what it was, and then my wife came home with one that was half cream and half whole milk

                                                                                                                                              [?]BedastGPT »
                                                                                                                                              @bedast@beige.party

                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs This is not creamer?

                                                                                                                                              Creamer is, generally, sweetened. My Kroger store brand half-and-half only lists milk and cream.

                                                                                                                                              I would expect "low fat" half-and-half to have a lower amount of cream, since that will be a higher source of fat. But, fun fact, fat helps blunt glucose spikes, so I avoid "low fat".

                                                                                                                                              Granted, there's a lot of milk products that are sweetened to make them more palatable, especially to kids. It's among the things I was warned about by my doc upon diabetes diagnosis.

                                                                                                                                                [?]scottley »
                                                                                                                                                @scottley@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs carrageenan is the devil. It is in far too many things... very interesting they didn't put the ** on that, too...

                                                                                                                                                healthline.com/health/food-nut

                                                                                                                                                  [?]James Just James »
                                                                                                                                                  @purpleidea@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs Move to Canada... Or Europe or anywhere... This seems like another U.S. only problem AFAICT. Neat though, I didn't even know someone would put corn syrup in a milk product like that! Horrible.

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Heathen 🐈 »
                                                                                                                                                    @heathen_cat@furs.social

                                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs
                                                                                                                                                    Milk doesn't need carrageenan! I mean, no food does, but milk shouldn't have a thickener in it!

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Iwillyeah »
                                                                                                                                                      @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                                                                                                                                                      @briankrebs OK, but the fact there aren't 2 stars beside the corn syrup tells another QUITE ALARMING story, no?

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]BrianKrebs »
                                                                                                                                                        @briankrebs@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                        @Iwillyeah yes it's gross. which is why i'm bitter drinking bitter coffeine rn.

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Iwillyeah »
                                                                                                                                                          @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                                                                                                                                                          @briankrebs we don't have half and half here. Is it well known that it generally contains corn syrup?

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Allpoints »
                                                                                                                                                            @allpoints@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                            @briankrebs now do yogurt.

                                                                                                                                                            If the ingredients are anything other than milk, lactobacillus and possibly fruit it's just an abomination with the label yogurt slapped on it.

                                                                                                                                                              [?]Michael Weiss »
                                                                                                                                                              @mweiss@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs I had to look this up. It's ridiculous how they present it on the packaging!

                                                                                                                                                              landolakes.com/products/whippi

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Andy Dustman »
                                                                                                                                                                @farcepest@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs LAND O FAKES

                                                                                                                                                                Gotta be suspicious of anything "low-fat", because *something *is replacing that fat, and usually it's some kinda sugar or other junk you also don't want.

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]The Sleight Doctor 🃏 »
                                                                                                                                                                  @ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs Brit here. This entire thread is baffling to me. I've double-checked both containers of milk in the fridge, just to be sure, and can tell you there is no "ingredients" list on either of them, because they only contain one ingredient: milk. That's it.

                                                                                                                                                                  It's repulsive to most Europeans how you have to put sugar/sweetener and pointless other ingredients in everything. Here if you want extra creamy, there's Gold Top milk from Jersey cows.

                                                                                                                                                                  Nothing else in it. The cows made it creamy!

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Keith Ivey »
                                                                                                                                                                    @kcivey@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs The dairy lobbyists should be focusing on that sort of trickery rather than trying to ban the names "soy milk" and "almond milk", which no one is misled by.

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS! »
                                                                                                                                                                      @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @briankrebs
                                                                                                                                                                      It probably *is* illegal in Wisconsin.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]~* Spooky Sarah *~ »
                                                                                                                                                                        @stellarsarah@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                        @briankrebs same with "cheese" products that are mostly whey instead of cheese.

                                                                                                                                                                        I've been having the occasional Kraft Dinner (I have a toddler) and it's been so hard on my stomach, but one of the top ingredients in the "cheese sauce" is whey (also known as the part of milk that doesn't go into cheese and has more lactose). I'm not lactose intolerant, but whey doesn't agree with me at all.

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]tchaddad »
                                                                                                                                                                          @tchaddad@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                          @briankrebs years ago, I was home visiting my parents and added some salt to my dinner at the table. Something was off - enough that I asked what was in the shaker. My mom showed me the parent container. It was “low sodium” salt, and a primary ingredient was silicon dioxide. So basically it was a shaker half full of fine sand :/

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]1a1nC »
                                                                                                                                                                            @1a1nC@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                            @briankrebs Half and Half is some weird American thing, I've never understood what it was meant to be and now understand less.

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Log 🪵 »
                                                                                                                                                                              @log@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs Half and half does not specify what the halves are. This one is obviously half milk and half corn syrup.

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Fritz Adalis »
                                                                                                                                                                                @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs
                                                                                                                                                                                I've been to many diners over the years. From looking at the containers left out on the table I've discovered that "half and half" usually contains three ingredients, sometimes has five, and rarely can be found with four ingredients.

                                                                                                                                                                                So really you could be drinking "half and half and half and half and half".

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Deathly Socks »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us

                                                                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs
                                                                                                                                                                                  You're probably aware but US laws about labeling food are chock full of stuff like this.
                                                                                                                                                                                  "Pure" vanilla extract must contain a minimum alcohol % ... and so on.

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]victor zambrano »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @argonaut@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs funny that this country is full of those radical people—now even in the government—that oppose regulation with all their strength, to then not realise that the result may as well be, and usually is, them being scammed—like ending up eating corn syrup on everything

                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Dominik Grabiec »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @dominikg@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                      @briankrebs On my first trip to the USA I thought half-n-half was a combination of skim milk and regular milk, the two milks that I knew about.

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]SeanBurlington 🌈 🕊️ »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @sean@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                        @briankrebs amazing how the most abundant country in the world has some of the worst food.

                                                                                                                                                                                        As a Brit visiting a US for work it took me a few trips to figure out how to make decent tea in the office, and even then I brought the actual tea from home.

                                                                                                                                                                                        I never did figure out what "coffee creamer" is ... some weird white powder with no relation to a cow.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Lord Bowlich »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @lordbowlich@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                          @briankrebs @catsalad now go look at what gets labeled “buttermilk”

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]skim »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @skim@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                            @briankrebs I appreciate this may not be an option, but have you considered just having the coffee black?

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Bill Hooker »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @sennoma@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                              @briankrebs I was going to say something like "just buy cream and add a bit less" then I checked the label on the "heavy whipping cream" in the fridge: it contains carrageenan. 🤦‍♂️

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]LastMilleniumFalcon »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @carlwolter@muenchen.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                @briankrebs reading this post from the other side of pond is hilarious. I have no idea what you’re talking about. “Two countries separated by a common language”

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]James Corey »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jaymcor@mastodon.acm.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @briankrebs Well, they half lied ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mr. Umboni Kambuku »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @umboni@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @briankrebs My sources tell me Russia is behind this. This is why I only drink breast milk from Nepalese Sherpa women.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GarretSidzaka »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @GarretSidzaka@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @briankrebs
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dude I have been thinking about this exact same bullshit. They have marketed that crap as "zero sugar".... But jokes on me, I actually have diabetes. It should be illegal to say "contains an inconsequential amount" of corn syrup when claiming 0 grams of added sugar.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yesterday my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Talking about "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with some of the other old fellows.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        So I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 71 and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                        I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                        The line went dead.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Tony Arcieri🌹🦀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @bascule@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Here are 5 of the first 6 grievances with King George III that the colonists put in the US Declaration of Independence:

                                                                                                                                                                                                        For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us

                                                                                                                                                                                                        For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world

                                                                                                                                                                                                        For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent

                                                                                                                                                                                                        For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury

                                                                                                                                                                                                        For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]A.R. Moxon »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @juliusgoat.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                                                                                                                                                          The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                          GitHub is no longer independent at Microsoft after CEO resignation: GitHub CEO Thomas Dohmke has resigned, and now GitHub will be part of Microsoft’s core AI engineering team. Github is no longer independent company.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          theverge.com/news/757461/micro

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]nixCraft 🐧 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Once upon a time, SourceForge was a leader in FLOSS code hosting. It lost the battle to GitHub and others. Now GitHub is part of a bigger corporation with a questionable history. I guess history repeats itself. This is why FLOSS folks should build its own core infrastructure with 0 dependencies on big tech.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Maybe good folks from the EU can provide grants. I don't know, and I don't have answers to all the questions, nor can I (or anyone) predict the future.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @nixCraft@mastodon.social @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange You mean, something like:
                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Codeberg – codeberg.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sourcehut – sr.ht
                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Game of Trees Hub – gothub.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Otter Guy »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @otterguy@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Does anyone in my circle use/have thoughts on Qobuz? I buy a lot of music. I used to buy stuff on Amazon Music, but I've been trying to switch away from amazon as much as possible. Bandcamp is my preferred store now, but they don't often have stuff from big labels. I could buy/rip CDs, but I don't really want to store a big CD collection. So I'm looking for another store, and I'm impressed that Qobuz apparently offers lossless files too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Voyeuristic Exhibitionist »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @tollsidares@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @otterguy following this thread with hope of answers to the same problem!

                                                                                                                                                                                                            I currently buy my digital music from Apple as the sole alternative to Amazon right now. Would love a better option!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Rob »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @robdaemon@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @tollsidares @otterguy so I like the quality of Qobuz's streaming. I haven't bought anything through them yet though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Their recommendation engine isn't as good as TIDAL or Apple Music though

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Also TIDAL has been giving me lots of issues over CarPlay (like just simply not playing), but Qobuz works well there

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @otterguy@woof.group I don't personally have any experience with it, but everything I have heard about it moves it to the top of the list.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Salem’s Thot »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @socalgecko@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So far the best thing we’ve gotten through Amazon Vine was a pound of dried hibiscus flowers. Last night @elfkin brewed up a batch of cinnamon Jamaica and let me tell you it is muy refrescante this afternoon. 🌺😎

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Rob »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @robdaemon@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @socalgecko @elfkin agua muy fresca?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Salem’s Thot »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @socalgecko@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @robdaemon @elfkin muy muy fresca! We also want to try making it with mulling spices because we’re pretty sure it would make a really good nonalcoholic vin chaud

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Rob »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @robdaemon@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @socalgecko @elfkin this sounds delightful. I love jamaica.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Every time I go into the Mexican restaurant down the street, the owner just brings me a glass without asking 😄

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @socalgecko@woof.group @robdaemon@woof.group @elfkin@woof.group If you can find it, you ought to give cascara a try. (It's the dried fruit of coffee cherries; not easy to find, as growers tend to keep them for themselves after harvesting the coffee beans.) It has a similar flavor to jamaica, and is also great served sparkling/carbonated.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]stilla »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @stilla@exquisite.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Any client recs for ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @stilla@exquisite.social Mona. (Ivory is for X, Mona is their fedi client.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @stilla@exquisite.social Oops, I misspoke. Mona is the fedi counterpart of Spring. Ivory does indeed have its own fedi client.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kate Morley »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @katemorley@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Listen, it’s very simple: In Britain we use the metric system, except for beer and milk, which come in pints. But not plant milk — that comes in litres.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, and distances are in miles. But only if they’re too far to walk — if you can walk it it’s in metres. If you’re driving then your fuel efficiency is in miles-per-gallon, but petrol is sold in litres.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, and your height is in feet and inches. If you don’t care much about your weight it’s in stone (but not pounds — no-one can remember how many pounds are in a stone and it’s hard to read the little tick marks on analogue scales). If you do care about your weight then your digital scales tell you it in kilograms.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, and if there’s a heatwave then tabloids will forecast a “100°F scorcher”. But if it’s cold then it’s an “arctic blast” with “widespread temperatures below 0°C”.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hope this clears things up.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Robin Barton »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Robo105@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @katemorley Sounds a lot like the confusion we have in Canada

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Alex R :heart_progress: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @alex@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Robo105 Canada managed to switch to metric for roads, the UK managed to switch to metric for cooking. Together we almost make a single fully-metric country!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Alex R :heart_progress: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @alex@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @katemorley We’ve sorted the milk thing in Northern Ireland, where milk is sold in litres. Oh, except for the 1 pint bottles, because NI making complete sense would be out of character

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]fedops 💙💛 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @fedops@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @joel same, but for a while quite a few browsers defaulted to duckduckgo which is just a frontend for bing.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @fedops@fosstodon.org @joel@fosstodon.org Originally that was the case. But they have since added their own crawler, as well as using a bunch of different engines. It's more like a meta search now than a straight index.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]InfoSecSherpa »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @InfoSecSherpa@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            One of my favorite cookbooks. It’s also sweet knowing that I’m using someone’s Yia Yia’s recipe 🤗 Opa! 🇬🇷

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It’s probably out of print, but worth finding.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            “The Complete Book of Greek Cooking: The Recipe Club of Saint Paul’s Greek Orthodox Cathedral” (Hempstead, NY)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Complete Book of Greek Cooking: The Recipe Club of Saint Paul’s Greek Orthodox Cathedral” (Hempstead, NY)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Paul_IPv6 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @InfoSecSherpa

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            still available and worth picking up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]SynACK-o-lantern :facepalm: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @SynAck@corteximplant.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So OnePlus is having a sale on the 512GB 13 right now. Is there any reason I shouldn't get one?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know the 14 is slated for a January release (I think) but I'm not sure I can wait that long (and also not sure I should care about the feature differences).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If not a 1+13, what's your idea of the current "best" Android phone that I can get in the US (which means no Fairphone)?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @SynAck@corteximplant.com Pixel 9 Pro, with GrapheneOS. (Get rid of Google's software.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]crkⓋ »
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @alice@lgbtqia.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you positively participate in democracy today? I sure hope so.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alice, in a "Pink" brand camo sports bra, with an "I voted" sticker for King County over their nipple.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Juniper, but spoopy 🏳️‍⚧️ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eruonna@chaosfem.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @alice

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A person dressed head to toe in camo, overlaid with the text "When you see someone wearing camouflage, be sure to walk into them so they know it's working."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A person dressed head to toe in camo, overlaid with the text "When you see someone wearing camouflage, be sure to walk into them so they know it's working."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Brian Jopek »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @BrianJopek@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Cartoon by Mike Ramirez.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “I find it grotesquely ironic that the party that claims to adore the Founders and the nation's Founding Principles would have been summarily dismissed as traitors and assholes by the nation's actual founders.” - Mindy Fischer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Hunk🏳️‍🌈 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Hunko@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This dog pretty much always sits in a sploot. One of his many adorable traits.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    My dog demonstrates the sploot. Dog or Cat laying with its back legs spread and feet pointed behind them.
This is less common position.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...My dog demonstrates the sploot. Dog or Cat laying with its back legs spread and feet pointed behind them. This is less common position.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Hunko@woof.group Is "sploot" the technical term? (My boy does the same.)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]AIITheSparkIeS. »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @AweThatSparkle@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ~T.S. Eliot

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Claude Zeins »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @czeins@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Guys I figured it out

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The original Macintosh HD icon from system 6

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...The original Macintosh HD icon from system 6

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]École des Bro-Arts »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @aphyr@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The most incredible thrift store find

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A button down short sleeve shirt printed with bright rainbow care bears, ranging from muscular to chubby, in various ropes, jockstraps, and thongs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A button down short sleeve shirt printed with bright rainbow care bears, ranging from muscular to chubby, in various ropes, jockstraps, and thongs

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Butch Hattrick 🐺 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @relache@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @aphyr tineye actually found a match to that image, and it's from an etsy shop and listing that are no longer active. You have found a Grail Shirt!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      i.etsystatic.com/iap/3bad59/42

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Boy Praxis »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @dkub@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @aphyr I had a version of this shirt I miss it so much.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Oggie »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Oggie@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @aphyr I have no idea why anyone would thrift that shirt.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Iwillyeah »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @aphyr from now on 'that's the gayest thing I've ever seen' will be lie, because I've seen this.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Andre Levo-thigh-roxine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @apmasell@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @aphyr hopefully you'll model it 🤤

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @aphyr oh my word that's a shirt with a story behind how it got to a thrift store, rad as hell

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Eli the Bearded »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @elithebearded@fed.qaz.red

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @aphyr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Old street art relevant to this shirt. Seen at a vacant lot in the Castro (San Francisco) in 2009. Unsigned but style looks like Novy. This series also included a Communist (hammer and sickle) and a Pirate (skull and crossbones) bear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wheatpaste on plywood flanked by by rainbows are four care bear figures. From the belly icons they seem to be: Pig Bear, S&M (handcuff) Bear, Solidarity Bear, Pride (pink triangle) Bear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Wheatpaste on plywood flanked by by rainbows are four care bear figures. From the belly icons they seem to be: Pig Bear, S&M (handcuff) Bear, Solidarity Bear, Pride (pink triangle) Bear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Exindiv »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Exindiv@chitter.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @aphyr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    They did an excellent job lining up those panels.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kamui »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Kamui@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @aphyr omygawwd I want this ©____©

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Schadenfreude »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @aphyr *screech laughing at dark blue's literal belly button and orange's button nipple pastie*

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]sortius :Fire_Bisexual: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sortius@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @aphyr that wouldn't last 30 seconds around here 😆

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In a thrift store, or on your back 😉

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]sklave bob 🏳️‍🌈🖤🔐 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @leatherslave@lsbt.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @aphyr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Very colourful design.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The shirt also features a wide variety of fetishes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It makes me happy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @leatherslave

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Carl »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @carl@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @aphyr The children of the Care Bear Age get older...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Matt B »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @polomex@woof.group

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @aphyr Which store? I know I won't find *that* obviously, but I can have hope I'll find something else fabulous.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kat Valentine Allwell »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @katanova@retro.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @aphyr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You found that at a *thrift store*???

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]PirjaPaa »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @PirjaPaa@mastodontti.fi

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @aphyr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Amazing!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Emoji Kitchen ‑tarra, joka perustuu näihin emojeihin: 😍 ja 🥺

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]TerrorflonTrout :bc: he/him »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @TeflonTrout@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @aphyr can't help but carebearstare

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Julian Oliver »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @JulianOliver@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This article points to a common misconception around self-hosting.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The author tries hosting at home for a few weeks, & proclaims it is not the way. They then go on to argue for community managed server infrastructure instead (which is very much self-hosting).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Self-hosting does not solely refer to home-hosting ('on-prem'), nor sole owner-operator. It scales up to server infra in a datacenter, run & governed by those using it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So yes, the future is very much !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        drewlyton.com/story/the-future

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Dgar »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @dgar@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is a crater from a hard meteorite impact in Arizona 
[image of the Barringer Crater in Arizona (a state in the United States of America).  Below is an upside down image of Uluṟu (a massive red rock in the middle of Australia).]

... and this is in Australia

[The images are aligned to appear as if they’re related, like both sides of a dent in the planet.]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...This is a crater from a hard meteorite impact in Arizona [image of the Barringer Crater in Arizona (a state in the United States of America). Below is an upside down image of Uluṟu (a massive red rock in the middle of Australia).] ... and this is in Australia [The images are aligned to appear as if they’re related, like both sides of a dent in the planet.]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]XKCD Bot » 🤖
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @xkcd@mastodon.com.br

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          #3124 - Grounded

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The comic shows a scene at an airport gate, viewed from above. There is an airplane parked with its boarding bridges connected to the terminal. Several airport service vehicles (luggage carts, fuel trucks, etc.) are scattered around the tarmac.

Text reads: "This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea."

Hidden text: "We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...The comic shows a scene at an airport gate, viewed from above. There is an airplane parked with its boarding bridges connected to the terminal. Several airport service vehicles (luggage carts, fuel trucks, etc.) are scattered around the tarmac. Text reads: "This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea." Hidden text: "We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]JMcD »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @McD1979@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @xkcd If you’ve ever flown out of Charlotte at 5pm on a Friday, you know it would probably be faster to just drive the plane to the destination.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Dgar »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @dgar@aus.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I hate it when people bang on my door and tell me I have to be "saved" or else I'll "burn".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I hate their big red trucks and flashing lights too.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]tedu »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @tedu@honk.tedunangst.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Target keeps the $5 box of borax locked up in the priceless artifacts case, and now I'm wondering what the street value is. How much could you possibly fence this for that makes stealing it worthwhile?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Robert »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @robert@cornershop.network

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @tedu@honk.tedunangst.com They also keep mineral oil behind the pharmacy counter.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]calcifer :nes_fire: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @calcifer@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Typography is important, folks

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A title card for “The Final Stretch” but the type choices make it look a lot more like it says “Anal Stretch”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...A title card for “The Final Stretch” but the type choices make it look a lot more like it says “Anal Stretch”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]scmbradley »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Scmbradley@mathstodon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @calcifer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A card that says "for a special aunt" but the 'a' looks far too much like a 'c'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...A card that says "for a special aunt" but the 'a' looks far too much like a 'c'

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tom Gauld »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @tomgauld.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My cartoon for this weekend’s @theguardian.com books.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Title: Doubts cast on another beloved inspirational tale 


Panel 1
Our investigations team has learned that the names "Jack" and "Jill" were invented to conceal a less than salubrious past. 
(image of smiling Jack and Jill with  a bucket)

Panel 2
The pair claim to have climbed a hill to "fetch a pail of water" but we found a number of water sources much closer to their cottage.
(image of a water pump, atwo fountains and a drinking trough)

Panel 3
(image of a book with the title "WELL: a memoir" by Jill)

Jill now concedes that her account of Jack's fall and her own "Tumbling After" was intended to convey feelings, not "Cold facts". 

Panel 4
Multiple medical experts expressed Surprise that a broken crown was successfully treated with "Vinegar and brown paper.
(Image of Jack with is head wrapped in brown paper beside an xray of his damaged skull).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Title: Doubts cast on another beloved inspirational tale Panel 1 Our investigations team has learned that the names "Jack" and "Jill" were invented to conceal a less than salubrious past. (image of smiling Jack and Jill with a bucket) Panel 2 The pair claim to have climbed a hill to "fetch a pail of water" but we found a number of water sources much closer to their cottage. (image of a water pump, atwo fountains and a drinking trough) Panel 3 (image of a book with the title "WELL: a memoir" by Jill) Jill now concedes that her account of Jack's fall and her own "Tumbling After" was intended to convey feelings, not "Cold facts". Panel 4 Multiple medical experts expressed Surprise that a broken crown was successfully treated with "Vinegar and brown paper. (Image of Jack with is head wrapped in brown paper beside an xray of his damaged skull).

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